Kate Moss loves charity

kmoss-lesbian-charity.jpgKate Moss shared a lesbian kiss with British socialite Jemima Khan for a charity donation of $108,000. She was supposed to kiss business tycoon Philip Green after he made the winning bid at a charity auction for the Hoping Foundation For Palestinian Refugee Children, but Green declined to accept the one-minute kiss in front of his wife and handed it over to the person he outbid – Hugh Grant’s girlfriend Khan.

This is further proof that Kate Moss is better than Pete Doherty in every possible way. Instead of trying to give people STD’s by sticking them with needles or squirting them with blood, Moss just makes out with women. Which, on my list of Top 10 things in the Universe, comes in at numbers 1 through 5, followed closely by evil space ninjas and pizza.