Kate Moss loves charity

May 17th, 2006 // 93 Comments

kmoss-lesbian-charity.jpgKate Moss shared a lesbian kiss with British socialite Jemima Khan for a charity donation of $108,000. She was supposed to kiss business tycoon Philip Green after he made the winning bid at a charity auction for the Hoping Foundation For Palestinian Refugee Children, but Green declined to accept the one-minute kiss in front of his wife and handed it over to the person he outbid – Hugh Grant’s girlfriend Khan.

This is further proof that Kate Moss is better than Pete Doherty in every possible way. Instead of trying to give people STD’s by sticking them with needles or squirting them with blood, Moss just makes out with women. Which, on my list of Top 10 things in the Universe, comes in at numbers 1 through 5, followed closely by evil space ninjas and pizza.

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  1. Itallian Sausage

    In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that asshole for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight………Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted…….peace out bitches…………

  2. gas_up_the_hrududu

    Shit, I’d make out with a dirty bus-station toilet seat for $108,000. Which is a lot cleaner than Kate Moss’s mouth.

  3. Itallian Sausage

    In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that jerk for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight………Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted…….peace out fools…………

  4. ELLABELLA

    FIRST

  5. Ari

    You just know that, while Green’s wife would’ve been pissed, Hugh Grant was totally turned on by that kiss.

    Oh, the differences between the sexes are fun.

  6. Itallian Sausage

    In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that jerk for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight………Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted…….peace out fools…………

  7. ELLABELLA

    FIRST

  8. DancingQueen

    For charity for Christ sake?! What kinda F-d up world do we live in?

  9. Itallian Sausage

    In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that jerk for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight………Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted…….peace out fools…………

  10. BigJim

    And then Pete Doherty came in and sprayed blood into Aunt Jemima’s mouth.

  11. ELLABELLA

    FIRST

  12. ELLABELLA

    FIRST

  13. Itallian Sausage

    In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that jerk for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight………Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted…….peace out fools…………

  14. uberfrau666

    Lesbian ‘kisses’ are so played out.

  15. waterranger

    That is WAY hotter than the britney-madonna kiss.

    I would really like to make out, i mean MEET, Kate Moss in person, she seems like she would be a fun person! haha

  16. Libraesque

    fucking awesome. Take notes guys, THAT’S how you kiss a woman

  17. blueballs

    Can’t wait to see Kate And Paris commit suicide together. They have outlived their importance on this earth

  18. SuperSpence

    Hot girls making out with each other > oxygen

  19. HughJorganthethird

    Real smart swapping spit with a chick whose mouth was recently wrapped around ajunkies dick. Then again if your already blowing Hugh Grant your probably fucked anyway..

  20. Ari

    You just totally waited for someone else to make the first post, didn’t you?

    I have no life today either, and I’m trying to drown out the Sesame Street playing in the background.

    Aunt Jemima..heh…

  21. BigJim

    eden:

    If you are reading this, I hope you have been banned, you fascist fuckbag.

  22. BigJim

    Well, since that eden fuckwad accused me of having no life because I’ve been living on this site for the past while, then perhaps an explanation is in order.

    I have an MBA and make tons of dough as a marketing consultant by only working about 25 hours a week. The rest of my free time I write: science fiction, opinion columns etc.

    The Superficial provides me with another writing outlet, and it gives me ideas for my science fiction stories. I just finished a story where one of the characters used the expression “herpes-ridden cuntrag.”

    This place is a goldmine for that kind of shit.

    It’s also infested with herpes-ridden cuntrags like eden, sherry-carpetmuncher, and HWMNBN.

  23. Zanna

    test?

  24. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    Eww, you can get STD’s from someone’s saliva.

  25. Zanna

    I think I’ve been banned?

  26. Itallian Sausage

    hello

  27. Ari

    Yes, creative insults are fun.

    HWMNBN–I love the Voldemort reference. In fact, I picture he/she/it like that, though I might be being a tad generous.

  28. CatMV88

    BigJim – you kill me – I now come to Superficial just to get a laugh out of your comments. and ditto your comments to eden.

  29. YAYShannysHERE

    TENTH!!

  30. Ari

    Wait just a fucking minute! Let me get this straight… Kate Moss brought in $108,000 for a sixty-second kiss, while Paltrow got $50,000 for a whole yoga lesson??

    I see how that Oscar’s working for you, Gwen.

    God, that is funny…

  31. pinky_nip

    Please, SF, let me POST!

  32. DaveBenner

    Jemima Khan?! Holy shit, that’s the best name ever! hahahaha

  33. Chrystal03

    been there done that….

  34. IFuckingHateYou

    Can I post yet?

  35. Citag

    You know, when it comes right down to it, there is nothing better than two super hot chicks making out.
    I really really love it.

  36. SuperSpence

    Hot chicks making out with each other > oxygen.

  37. smokeyrobinson

    Over a 100K to kiss a mouth that’s been on Pete Doherty’s dick. How about I spend 3 bucks on a Hot Pocket and 107,997 to take Kate and Pete out back, dip’em in liquid nitrogen then knock’em over. I’d start to eat the Pocket while being entertained and watch them melt and coagulate to form Whitney Houston, just like in Terminatuh!

  38. betterburger

    One question: where is that hand headed?

  39. Tracie

    All right, well now it’s official, Kate Moss is a Lesbian. The only reason she dated Billy Zane was to ride out the “Titantic” wave of fame and because they are both fans of “Rimmel” cosmetics. The only reason she dated Johnny Depp is because he is just so darn purty and could get her connectied to all the hottest bitches in Hollywood. The only reason she dated Jefferson Hack was because having a bastard child was so fashionable. The only reason she dated Pete Doherty was for the endless supply of drugs. It’s sad that she and Tom Cruise just can’t get it out of the closet already. It’s 2006!

  40. SpecialAgentWind

    #5 Thank you. Brilliant.

  41. Ghost-of-Stallion

    In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that asshole for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight………Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted…….peace out bitches…………

  42. Wild Rose

    Philip Green scored major brownie points that night (and I personally feel that he made the right decision as Kate Moss *has* to be disease-ridden)!

  43. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    So, Jemima Khan has $108,000 worth of cocaine in her mouth? Talk about numb-gums.

  44. Judge Smails

    I can vouch for Kate Moss’ charitable endeavors. Just the other day, proceeds from her Nikon commercial went to the Judge Smails Boner Foundation.

  45. Tania

    Philip Green and his wife at home after the charity event:

    Philip: You made me look like a total pussy!
    Wife: What? I didn’t say anything!
    Philip: When I won that bid you gave me that look that says ‘I’ll cut off your penis in your sleep and feed it to the dog if you kiss her.’
    Wife: Oh please! I try to cut off your precious penis one time and you just can’t let it go, can you?

  46. Off_The_Rez

    I’d be afraid to catch something from either one of these skanky bitches.

    I’m kind of hoping the superficial guy will fuck Moss and then die of some obscure disease… Thus leaving his position vacant so that someone with half a brain could at least step in and make this site more interesting.

  47. Off_The_Rez

    Where is my fucking comment?

  48. Off_The_Rez

    What the hell???

    I don’t get it.

    Have you seen the things that have been posted today??

    Why are you picking on me?

  49. krisdylee

    Ick, Kate isn’t my lesbo cup of tea… Hmm… who is?? Let me fondle myself and think on it for a bit…

  50. Pearly

    I wonder if Jemimas mouth went numb after swapping spit with that coke head…

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