Kate Moss loses sex tapes

July 23rd, 2007 // 100 Comments
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Kate Moss is allegedly freaking out because two sex tapes she made with Pete Doherty have gone missing. They made eight tapes total and Kate already destroyed six, but she can’t find the last two and is afraid Pete will try to sell them for money. A source tells The Sun:

“There are still some bits and pieces floating about of Pete with Kate. She has got rid of most of it. Six out of eight tapes have been destroyed. But she wanted to bury the lot before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the internet … Pete could do what he wants with them. And we all know what Pete can do when he’s desperate for a bob or two.”

Have you seen Pete Doherty? He’s a gremlin. Your parents could catch you trying to have sex with your sister and it’d be less shameful than having sex with Pete Doherty. And as you scramble towards the door you slip and your pants fall down and then you notice that everybody you’ve ever known is in the room. Yeah, even that’d be less embarrassing.

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  1. Haha

    haha :)

  2. pickwick

    Who would want to watch that?

  3. tape viewer

    Hey look, a sweaty death-eyed blob is wiggling on top of a pale motionless stick! Hubba hubba!

  4. p0nk

    I’d be more interested in a tape of the coroner taking anal advantage of Tammy Faye’s still-warm corpse. Praise The Lord!

  5. Bite Me!

    What a dumb shit! I hope they find their way to the Internet. If you are stupid enough to make them then you deserve what you get!!!

    Ha Ha

  6. Cat

    EWWWWWWW!!!!!!! I would pay not to see something like that!!!!!

  7. Scott

    The best part is that on one tape, they’re both in severe heroin withdrawal. So they’re trying to fuck while spraying diarrhea all over the room. Possibly that one will have to go in the “fetish” bin.

  8. Jimbo

    Man, I’d still hit it. Kate Moss may be skeletal, but I bet she gives mean head. And you can probably feel every inner organ of hers. Awesome.

  9. Jimbo

    Man, I’d still hit it. Kate Moss may be skeletal, but I bet she gives mean head. And you can probably feel every inner organ of hers. Awesome.

  10. I’d watch it if Pete was blocked out….

  11. I’d watch it if Pete was blocked out….

  12. miss oblivious

    When will these dumb ass celebs learn to stop making sex tapes of themselves; or at the very least…watch them right after making them and then completly destroy it. Anyways, Pete & Kate…ewww. It would be like watching grandma and grandpa get it on. Sick. But you know there would be some sick fucks willing to pay to see that.

  13. wedgeone

    #4 – That’s wrong, ponk! Just wrong.
    #7 – Do you know that severe diarrhea is a symptom of heroin withdrawl FROM YOUR OWN EXPERIENCE??

    That pic of her in the hat looks more like a blonde Tawny Kitain instead of Kate Moss. If that is really Kate, wouldn’t she have coke remnants all over the hat?

  14. wedgeone

    Are all of these double posts because THE SITE IS SO FUCKING SLOW SINCE THE “UPGRADE”?
    This is terrible, Fish.

  15. Alyson

    yo, i love this new layout. its sweet and much more professional

  16. flavio

    yeah, fucking disgusting. as someone who never thought kate moss was hot and who thinks that pete doherty looks like elijah wood after being exposed to radiation, i would pay to not be able to see this footage. like, if it would guarantee it forever, i’d spend up to about $240 or so…

  17. Jimbo

    yea this upgrade is major sux0rs.

  18. Doomhammer

    My grandpa once told me, son you havent had sex with a women until youve had sex while cooking up some smack with a bic lighter and a spoon at the same time. I miss grampy.

  19. I’d rather spend all day looking at those pictures of Britney in a thing than these to doing it. Frenzied coke/heroin fueled sex between tweakers doesn’t excite me.

  20. FRIST!!!

    #5 Bite Me!!!
    How YOU doin’?
    #2 Um….ME (I like tasteless porn)

  21. FRIST!!!

    #5 Bite Me!!!
    How YOU doin’?
    #2 Um…ME (l love porn)

  22. lambman

    stumble?

    no wait, I mean reddit no no, I mean digg

    will somebody explain this crap to me?

  23. Cubicle POW

    I’m not sure how hot this could possibly be….
    But shamefully, I’d probably still watch it.

  24. arse

    Kate Moss made a sex tape? But she seemed so classy. I would be worried about those tapes getting out as well. You know she had to have been doing some serious drugs on those tapes just to sleep with that little white troll of a man. The two of them together gives a whole new definition for boning. I would like to see that tape it would be like something out of “Faces of Death”. I am sure they both look like they were thrown a car window with all that hot bone on bone action. Afterwards you would be like… “Was that a tape of them fucking because it looked like a knife fight to me?”

  25. Nice one Scott.

    “The best part is that on one tape, they’re both in severe heroin withdrawal. So they’re trying to fuck while spraying diarrhea all over the room. “

  26. Bite Me!

    Hey FRIST what’s up? Let go watch some porn!!!!

  27. Victor

    Hey Jimbo, is it okay if FRIST and I go out on a date?

  28. Rachael

    This is the number one reason why celebrities should never make sex tapes – they always get leaked – especially after a break-up!

    Dumb Asses!

  29. Yeah Jimbo I have a little dick and if I can get FRIST really horny watching tastless porn, she may not notice how small my dick really is. So do you mind??

  30. wedgeone

    And now for some not so stupid celeb news:

    http://blog.cleveland.com/top_entertainment/2007/07/
    drew_carey_frontrunner_to_repl.html

    Drew Carey will be getting all the kisses on TPIR, not Rosie O’Lesbo.

  31. wedgeone

    And now for some not so stupid celeb news:

    http://blog.cleveland.com/top_entertainment/2007/07/
    drew_carey_frontrunner_to_repl.html

    Drew Carey will be getting all the kisses on TPIR, not Rosie O’Lesbo.

  32. Bite Me!

    @30 I didn’t know that Dilbert’s career had sunk so low that he has to host TPIR. How do you go from your own sit-com to hosting a game show?

  33. whoneedsenemies

    #13
    Ever seen trainspotting???????

  34. Victor

    How said Jimbo, you have to fuckin hide behind another Name to get a thrill. I guess little things amuse little people. Pretty fuckin sad a grown man, has to type to himself.

  35. #4–Gross, but she did look like the narrator from Tales of the Cript aye? Is it too soon to mock? I think I’m going to Hell someday.
    Maybe Kate was trading sex for cocaine?
    I love what you’ve done with the place Fish, does the carpet match the drapes?

  36. Victor

    So how about it FRIST? You bring the porn and I will bring my little dick. It will be the best 3 1/2 seconds of your life!

  37. Victor

    LMAO@Jimbo…….now she really knows how fuckin immature you are. Fuckin hilarious.

  38. Victor's little Dick

    And you are the height of maturity? I feel you rubbing my head every time you think about FRIST

  39. Victor

    I like it when Eagle trolls me too. I wish she would post a picture of herself with vibrant lime hair so that I can collect all the colors of the rainbow and stalk her too.

  40. abcdefg

    Dear Superficial Webmaster,

    You suck. Your posts are horribly boring. It’s not that slow of a day, look at all the other gossip blogs- they have x30 more intresting posts than you do.

    Love,
    Your once loyal fan.

  41. abcdefg

    Although, I do like the new set-up…I think.

  42. Victor's Little Dick

    I have a picture for you. Choke me a little longer and you are going to have white creamy stuff dripping from your eye brows

  43. We-Le-Surrender....

    I’d sooner gouge an eye out….

  44. LL

    “Celebrity” sex tapes come out with such frequency now that I assume they were meant to go public eventually. You know, you’d think that in the age of YouTube and whatnot that people would figure out that if you don’t want people to see a video of you doing it, don’t recor yourself doing it. It is impossible to feel sorry for people who are so stupid. And, I don’t know if I can imagine anything less sexy than Kate Moss and her addict boyfriend having any kind of sex. I’d rather see a Rosie O’Donnell sex tape. At least Rosie has tits.

  45. Victor's Little Dick

    Hey Victor
    Can you put me back in your pants and zip me in for the ride home? It is time to go. And when we get home, can you please not put any peanut butter on me again and let the dog lick it off? The Last time you thought it was funny to let the cat try and my head hurt for a week!

  46. VanDyke

    Ooh, I can’t wait. :|

  47. She made sex tapes and is now announcing to the world that two are missing. Oh, dear, I hope they don’t get sold. And while you’re at it, don’t throw me in that briar patch.

    Attention whores amuse me.

  48. Kate mozz dezervez where=ever it zhowz up?
    I’ll bet zhez wild on cocaine on thoze tapez?

    Juzt zaw Pariz on freakin Entertainment Tonite?
    that bitch read our commentz tell’n Zpearz
    to get the extenzionz Pariz haz…zo now, Pariz
    iz talkin all about her extenzionz…lookz like

    therez no glue involved and zhe getz 125 of them
    and there iz 3 colorz of blonde mixed together…
    thatz Y they look zo good…

    lookz like Zpearz had a fuckin fit on the ztreet
    when zhe waz zitting in her car holding one of
    her zonz..gave the kid to the bodyguard and
    fuckin ztormed outta her car tell the papz itz
    illegal to follow me…but thatz bullzhit, itz not…

    the bitch juzt wanted more attention…
    the kid didn’t want to be with her in the car..
    thatz Y the bitch had to pull over….zome mother…

    big fucking mouth …bitch???????

  49. Cynthia

    Can you two please take your interweb bitch fight somewhere else??

    Back to the topic at hand, I’d LOVE to see this tape! I’ve seen pictures of Moss and Doherty together and just been absolutely baffled at how and why they got together. I mean, she went from Johnny Depp to Mr. Sweaty McCrackhead.

  50. cl

    stupid enuff to make them–hell Ill watch it! for free of course

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