Kate Moss has the best Halloween costume of all

October 31st, 2008 // 94 Comments

While other celebrity chicks are slutting it up for Halloween, Kate Moss is staying true to the holiday’s roots by flying to L.A. and scaring the bejeezus out of Angelenos with her natural looks. Keep in mind that Moss is a) only 34 years old and b) earns millions of dollars every year based solely on the fact that she’s supposed to be good-looking. Guess these are the results of lifetime spent slamming heroin directly into your eyeballs and hoovering up so much coke that your septum has more holes than the single-bullet theory. If this is the standard for supermodels these days then Abe Vigoda might as well throw on a pair of silk panties and pasties and hit up Calvin Klein for a contract. On the plus side, America’s economic crisis doesn’t seem nearly as scary compared to the fact that, if you’re a male, you’ve probably had a sexual fantasy about this monstrosity sometime within the last few years. Yeah, I know; it’s no king-size Snickers bar, but times are tough everywhere. Now get off my porch!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Marijo

    METH FACE…

  2. Doom Cat

    Love the burn above the lip. This is what too much coke does to your face.

  3. Big deal, so she have some chicken gizzard growing on her face, wonder if madison avenue going to ask for their money back….

  4. bailing

    she looks sad & old, and lesbian

  5. ummm...yeah

    This from the assholes that creamed over this train wreck in the last segment?
    You motherfuckers are so fucking stupid!

  6. SaucyTango

    OMG! She totally needs a new look. For saying that, I will now probably be told to return to my trailer park, where I will promptly hoover up an eight-ball and look a million times better than her at 40 than she does at 34.

  7. tits

    um..yeah guise.. she isn’t a model because she has a pretty face its cause she looks like all she consumes is coke. and i’d say by the looks of her she’s doing a great job. nothing a little makup and airbrushing wont fix.

  8. Duke Nukem

    This is seriously the scariest shit I’ve ever seen on this site.

  9. marc

    hum … disturbing indeed … she does look older than her age … but shes still Kate Moss and she still makes money out of it … Go Kate!

  10. quagmire

    are herpes and cold sores the same thing? i mean she obviously has oral herpes/cold sore, but personally, would you stop dating a girl if she told you she had cold sores. would you let a girl blow you if she had a cold sore, but not on her face at the time of her sucking you off?
    what’s the deal on cold sores? are they as nast as STDs? i’m just wonderin’ kate IS nasty but the oral herpies question i wana know what men thing.

  11. Rick James

    Cocaine’s a hell of a drug….

    damn

  12. aphasia

    Gross

  13. Joe Mahma

    WONK!

  14. Jibbly Bigginso

    This is what happens when an anorexic drug user with slightly odd facial features look like when they get prematurely aged due to the standards of the modeling industry.

  15. Border Drug Runner

    What a discusting crack head, they all look 20 years older than they really are. Just look at those crack sores she has from picking at her face. I think I’m going to puke! Someone call CPS now, save her kid(s) from this sicko crack whore.

  16. shelly

    That has got to be photo-shopped. Seriously, she can’t be that damn ugly. I am 53 years old and look better then her.

  17. shelly

    That has got to be photo-shopped. Seriously, she can’t be that damn ugly. I am 53 years old and look better then her.

  18. timmy the dying boy

    She looks like Marty Feldman. It’s true, google it if you have to.

  19. LEB

    Yup, cocaine and 15 years of starvation will do that to ya.

  20. sammich

    quick! someone hand her a sandwich, some fat on her bones will plump that up!

  21. sad

    Hard living is a hell of a face cream.

  22. Narcissist

    BOO!! “A nightmare on the runway…fashion turns into blood-curdling TERROR!!”

    @60 – Seems like many people aren’t worried about it. Herpes/Cold Sores frighten me, even though they might not tell you anything about a persons behavior (because they’re fairly easy to get, link below says many people contract it during childhood), and there are some different classifications. I just don’t want diseases.
    Mostly I just can’t figure out people who act like MTV Spring Break, with the triple-kissing some crackhead piece of garbage they didn’t know existed minutes earlier. That’s like going in a porta-potty and licking the seat.
    Seems best to reserve that behavior for people you can tolerate for more than one hour.

    http://www.herpes-coldsores.com/cold_sores.htm

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpesviridae

  23. Sandi

    I feel so good about myself right now.

  24. I like that she’s a celeb, so she knows she’ll be papped getting off a flight, and she doesn’t give a fuck. She knows she’ll scrub up well with the hair and makeup later but she doesn’t Need to be seen looking gorgeous At All Times, unlike some lens-fucking z-listers who’ll pose’n'pout for anyone.

  25. Lebaron Convertible

    Is she auditioning for Cagney & Lacey the movie?

  26. Diana

    maybe that’s celine dion dressed up like Kate Moss.

  27. UhIdon'tthinkso

    Um, to the girl who said all women in their thirties look like this without makeup….you need to lay off the meth, honey. Women shouldn’t look this bad at fifty. You have to be from Florida or Socal.

  28. Mayra

    Wow! I’m 34 years old and I’m happy to say I dont even have half of those wrinkles…and what the hell is under her nose?

  29. rockdust

    At her prettiest (if there is such thing), I’ve always thought she was fugly! Gross!

  30. Shannon

    lmao! Even I look better then her without makeup, that’s sayin’ something! I can’t believe how…plain she looks..god bless photoshop, huh?

  31. Shannon

    lmao! Even I look better then her without makeup, that’s sayin’ something! God bless photoshop, huh?

  32. hot flatulence

    *sings*

    “…Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline…”

  33. Rojb

    WTF, such a augly face.

  34. Ryan the Canadian

    She still has the nicest breasts ever. If you disagree with me you can fuck off……

  35. jack

    Holy shit. She looks like a truck stop “lot lizard”, or the night manager at the Waffle House, whichever’s uglier. 34, going on 50. Damn.

    @26. Larry has the right idea.

  36. lola

    @ famous plastic… you must be 12. i’m 34 and don’t have a line, crease or blotch on my face. I don’t wear makeup or botox. but i am dark maybe thats a white thing.

  37. lola

    @ famous plastic… you must be 12. i’m 34 and don’t have a line, crease or blotch on my face. I don’t wear makeup or botox. but i am dark maybe thats a white thing.

  38. Jen

    She is arriving to the US from England which means she most likely just woke up after flying for several hours. Then she gets off the plane and 100 bulbs are flashing in her face. I don’t know many people who would look good under those circumstances. Many pictures have been taken of her looking beautiful. Give her a break!

  39. who is the in photos? I can’t know. is she kate moss? my god :(

  40. kate is not sexy for me ..

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  42. Well she sure had one of these worse days. We all know that she can still look good if she only wants to.

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