While other celebrity chicks are slutting it up for Halloween, Kate Moss is staying true to the holiday’s roots by flying to L.A. and scaring the bejeezus out of Angelenos with her natural looks. Keep in mind that Moss is a) only 34 years old and b) earns millions of dollars every year based solely on the fact that she’s supposed to be good-looking. Guess these are the results of lifetime spent slamming heroin directly into your eyeballs and hoovering up so much coke that your septum has more holes than the single-bullet theory. If this is the standard for supermodels these days then Abe Vigoda might as well throw on a pair of silk panties and pasties and hit up Calvin Klein for a contract. On the plus side, America’s economic crisis doesn’t seem nearly as scary compared to the fact that, if you’re a male, you’ve probably had a sexual fantasy about this monstrosity sometime within the last few years. Yeah, I know; it’s no king-size Snickers bar, but times are tough everywhere. Now get off my porch!
Kate Moss has the best Halloween costume of all
October 31st, 2008 // 94 Comments
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Alfredo | October 31, 2008 at 6:46 pm
FIRST!@
britney's weave | October 31, 2008 at 6:47 pm
holy shit — and that’s not photoshopped.
SCary!!!!! | October 31, 2008 at 6:49 pm
AAAArrrhaaghghghgh
i wont sleep tonight.
Fuckin Fish
pew pew pew
Dan | October 31, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Yiiiiaiks! scarry shit!
Sicko | October 31, 2008 at 6:50 pm
BaCrack Obama and his deadbeat daddy would hit it
My eyes!! | October 31, 2008 at 6:55 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!
I literally jumped back in my chair when the picture loaded. OMGWTF! Can you imagine the hours of make-up and sophistication of specialty lighting that are necessary to make that look good in front of a camera??
Hamper_Lint | October 31, 2008 at 6:55 pm
That sucks !
I always thought she was very beautiful :(
Hamper_Lint | October 31, 2008 at 6:55 pm
That sucks !
I always thought she was very beautiful :(
Hamper_Lint | October 31, 2008 at 6:55 pm
That sucks !
I always thought she was very beautiful :(
Wonk Eye Kate | October 31, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Wonk eye!
SCary!!!!! | October 31, 2008 at 7:03 pm
I would usually say, step away from the keyboard when jacking off, so you dont end up posting the same thing three times.
@7-8-9 Please tell me your’re not jacking off to this. You should be put to sleep if you are.
ZOMG MTWTF BBQ!
Mcfeely Smackup | October 31, 2008 at 7:05 pm
holy shit, she look 50 years old.
Moose Knuckle | October 31, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Yikes!!! Bleh Bleh Bleh, horf, chortle, gag. WTF? She almost makes ZombieMadonna look… who am I kidding *wretch*, they are both nausiating. seriously, I’m queasy. To raise their respective stocks, I offer an idea. The should team up and do “2 nasty-once-thought-attractive-but-now-just-hideous-girls one cup”
I’ll be waiting by the mail box for my Nobel Peace Prize. Does it come with Bacon?
Mazzy | October 31, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Jesus Christ…what a fuckin mess.
Haeea | October 31, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Look at her pupils!! With all the flahes from the camera they should be tiny but they’re huge.
Jeez…she’s off her face on summit!
Lexoka | October 31, 2008 at 7:12 pm
She looks like an ugly old dude :s
Sport | October 31, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Happy Halloween is right – jesus.
Famous Plastic | October 31, 2008 at 7:24 pm
You guys are high. This is what any women in her 30′s looks like without makeup and without BOTOX.
Jaylin | October 31, 2008 at 7:32 pm
If it weren’t for her cheekbones, she’d never be a model.
Lola | October 31, 2008 at 7:36 pm
I’m not going to say she looks better in person (because I don’t know her) but cameras these days make most people look awful, the show business world is going to be a strange place when all programs are made using HD.
18. you are nuts | October 31, 2008 at 7:40 pm
to number 18….you are fucking crazy or on drugs or blind. chicks that are 34 do not look like that. i think what you are getting at is middle aged chicks arent expected to have the fresh looks of an eighteen year old…however that is simply not the case here. kate moss has ravaged her body and she is now paying the price. my 50 year old mom looks younger! and not only that, but kate moss is not a normal woman…she is a “super model”…she is supposed to look beautiful. fucking yikes!
Tom | October 31, 2008 at 7:47 pm
She’s only 34? Omg. I always thought she was much older than that. She looks like my grandmother.
Styxchix | October 31, 2008 at 7:48 pm
I’ve wondered for years what all the fuss and hoo-ha was about Kate Moss, thought she’s very average and for some reason everyone has always fallen all over her…..that said though, I would hate to be photographed after getting off a long-haul flight! Who would look glamorous then?
J-Bop | October 31, 2008 at 7:49 pm
reminds me of
http://www.chrisgenoa.com/archives/dontlooknow.jpg
Ken S | October 31, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Jeez… Working on “Chinese Democracy” really has taken its toll on Axl…
Larry | October 31, 2008 at 8:23 pm
She looks like Aileen Wuornos, the floridian prostitute serial killer
m | October 31, 2008 at 8:33 pm
why hasn’t anyone mentioned that sickeningly disgusting herpes sore above her lip? wtf!
btw… what is zomg? lol
JT | October 31, 2008 at 8:41 pm
HOLY JESUS!!!
Would’ve been nice if you could’ve given some form of WARNING pop-up before the page loaded to reveal Gollum 2008. Scared the shit out of me.
m | October 31, 2008 at 8:43 pm
gollum 2008… hahaha
Stanky | October 31, 2008 at 9:14 pm
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constanza | October 31, 2008 at 9:17 pm
this is the sexy sexy kate moss? o.0
SueMe | October 31, 2008 at 9:54 pm
She doesn’t look bad at all if you ask me. Go kate Go! Don’t worry ’bout the haters girl you look fine.
xox | October 31, 2008 at 10:14 pm
^ as if she’s reading that. wtf is with some of you people??
MBA Nixon | October 31, 2008 at 10:23 pm
She has a snakeskin passport cover. That’s worth cool points, no?
ZZ Top | October 31, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Anyone who would, willingly, share and swap bodily fluids with Pete “crusty” Doherty is a SKANK!!!!
I wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole!!!!!!
kat | October 31, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Wow…. these pics made me happy… I’m 10x prettier than the worlds most famous supermodel!
1moreidiotintheworld | October 31, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Thats pretty much what you would expect a hollywood star to look like without all her goddamn makeup on….. They are all homely cunts who owe everything that they are to the hair stylists, make-up artists, and fashion designers that their bottomless purses can buy making them look hot and desirable. I’ve always said you could put them all to work on any fucking pig and make it look like a million dollars
sapphire eyes | October 31, 2008 at 11:46 pm
I’m almost 10 years older than Kate Moss, wear very little makeup, and I don’t have a third of the skin damage that she does. My sister is 49 and looks better than her.
What an embarrassing photograph of Kate Moss. That’s gotta hurt to look at those pictures of yourself in print.
Yikes.
ToTellTheTruth | November 1, 2008 at 12:27 am
Those drugs are a MOTHERFUCKER
gerard Vandenberg | November 1, 2008 at 12:49 am
HALLELUJA, you see what you get?
Balls McCoy | November 1, 2008 at 1:08 am
Wait…I thought this was a story about Kate Moss but all I see are pictures of David Lee Roth
Ted from LA | November 1, 2008 at 1:11 am
For the record. It’s not a herpes sore. It’s a cigarette burn.
Binky | November 1, 2008 at 2:29 am
This site is even sucking more than usual.
Hey Fish guy . Inside job ?
lisa | November 1, 2008 at 4:27 am
you guys suck…she probably just off a 12 hour flight from london, give her a break.
tomorrowsparty | November 1, 2008 at 5:02 am
So bikers have been sharing her, right?
bort | November 1, 2008 at 6:12 am
is that really kate moss? damn she looks monkey scary!!! id rather have sex with my toaster!!
Shit | November 1, 2008 at 6:40 am
ugly face
ugly body
ugly legs
ugly personality
dorkmonger | November 1, 2008 at 7:54 am
That’s really UFO researcher Timothy Good
http://www.helenair.com/articles/2004/06/20/helena/a07062004_02.txt
Alew221 | November 1, 2008 at 9:44 am
#33…you just made me laugh out loud! Hilarious.
#44…she’s a fucking famous model who knew there’d be cameras around! if I was a millionaire celebrity known purely for my looks I’d damn well make sure I looked great – ALWAYS!
Thigh Highs | November 1, 2008 at 9:56 am
This really surprised me for some reason. She really looks like hell…I look better after a rough night of drinking!