Kate Moss likes toys

March 14th, 2006 // 53 Comments

*kate_moss_toys.jpgGiven the trouble she’s had with ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty, it appears that Kate Moss is looking for a sturdier kind of love. She was recently spotted “making a very personal purchase” at La Petite Coquette on University Place. Moss bought a limited-edition, Jimmyjane “Little Something” vibrator in 24K gold for $350. It comes inscribed with choice of endearment (“Sugar,” “Be Mine,” “Sweetie” or “Flirt”) and probably won’t get her arrested. Unless she dips it in cocaine and sticks it up her ass. Which is entirely possible.

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  1. I bought the gold-plated, limited edition pocket pussy. It came inscribed with, “DISHWASHER SAFE”.

  2. hafaball

    “…probably won’t get her arrested. Unless she dips it in cocaine and sticks it up her ass. Which is entirely possible.”

    Haha! That’s to all you nay-sayers, saying the superficial isn’t funny anymore! But a golden dildo…what will they think of next.

  3. honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah

    This is genius! Everything should be solid gold like this wee thing. Then when WW3 breaks out you could sew it into the hem of your child’s shabby overcoat as back-up fiscal muscle. “Buy your way onto a refugee boat, or get your asthma medicine on the black market. Use mummy’s golden tickler wisely, when you need it most. Cough, cough. Fare thee well, and godspeed.”

  4. annadisaster

    I would NOT like a metal dildo.

  5. BEAM

    it’s not a dildo

  6. lux

    yeah #5, I never really understood at what point “dildo” and “vibrator” became synonymous, but it’s certainly a widespread misconception. a really, really annoying one.

  7. The Devil

    I would like to watch her use it, then I’d do a big Austin Powers dive onto the bed for a bouncy, spinner shag.

  8. Hmm, I think the biggest differance comes from the being able to call someone a “dildo”. You don’t hear people being called a “vibrator” very often.

  9. It’s gonna chip the hell outta her teeth.

  10. annadisaster

    Vibrator. Inanimate phallus, whatever.

  11. hafaball

    uhh…the point of both a vibrator and dildo is to stick in your vagina till you reach a state of climax…the only difference is one vibrates, and one doesn’t…

  12. krisdylee

    I’d hit it….

  13. xaputa

    #11..and #9
    “the point of both a vibrator and dildo is to stick in your vagina”.
    Cute…but it’s WRONG!

    A vibrator is an object that vibrates. Many of them are designed to stimulate the clitoris rather than the vagina (or G-spot), so they are rather small in size and for outside use only. I think this is what she bought because, let’s face it, for a golden plated think it wasn’t too expensive (but I dunno, I’m not into vibrating bling-bling).

  14. lysistrata11

    Man, some of you folks take your sex toys pretty damned seriously, don’t you? lol

    Dude! It’s made of metal! That would be the most uncomfortable thing in the world! If it were a dildo, no offense guys, but NO dick in the world gets that hard and if it’s a vibrator, then it’s still going to be cold as shit. I prefer the real thing hands down any day.

  15. I’m with you on this one lysistrata…Nothing better than a big ol’, fleshy, hard dick!

  16. Leonie

    #15 “I’m with you on this one lysistrata…Nothing better than a big ol’, fleshy, hard dick!”

    There’s hope for humanity after all…

    On that note, can you be a coke addicted because your mum was one during the pregnancy? If so, I think it’s good Kate bought something metal. Let’s face it – girlfriend’s got a lot of money, but with her daily intake, I doubt she’ll be able to afford mini-me snorting along.

  17. mamacita

    #15

    Haaahaaahhhaaaa-You fucking kill me!! But seriously, sometimes your man’s at work. I don’t know about the other girls, but sometimes you just get an urge and it must be satisfied immediately……………….or ELSE!!! Although, I have to agree, metal wouldn’t me my first choice.

  18. hafaball

    lol, yeah okay xaputa, I didn’t get into specifics…me not having one I guess I over stepped my boundries, and I wouldn’t want a big ol’, fleshy, hard dick either… XD

  19. hafaball

    inside me….that is…crap lol

  20. The point of all this is she’s snowed her nerve endings to oblivion, so she’s not gonna feel a damn thing anyway.

  21. The point of all this is she’s snowed her nerve endings to oblivion, so she’s not gonna feel a damn thing anyway.

  22. I bet if you put a very powerful vibrator on a rock of coke it could have it all pulverized into powder for Kate within a few min. Talk about handy! It chops your coke, then brings you to orgasm! I think we see a new infomercial forming as we speak!

  23. Swordman

    Good on you Kate, you are definately moving in the right direction.

  24. that-dog-is-shifty-eyed

    $350 bones? I hate the wealthy, even their tools of masterbation have to be of completely over the top and uselessly more extravagant that ours. Vibrators never last long enough to drop that kind of quid. Maybe I just abuse mine, but since Kate doesn’t have a real job it isn’t like she has anything else to do but masterbate constantly between hoovering blow. So jealous!

  25. that-dog-is-shifty-eyed

    $350 bones? I hate the wealthy, even their tools of masterbation have to be of completely over the top and uselessly more extravagant that ours. Vibrators never last long enough to drop that kind of quid. Maybe I just abuse mine, but since Kate doesn’t have a real job it isn’t like she has anything else to do but masterbate constantly between hoovering blow. So jealous!

  26. that-dog-is-shifty-eyed

    sorry

  27. ESQ

    In response to what Superficial said: “Unless she dips it in cocaine and sticks it up her ass. Which is entirely possible.”

    Then it would be a butt plug a whole different animal from a dildo and a vibrator.

  28. lysistrata11

    #15-Yes. Exactly.

  29. lysistrata11

    Oh Jeez. Let’s not even go there ESQ. It’s bad enough to be informed about two different kinds but to throw in a third? That’s just dangerous! Crazy talk, I tell you!

  30. A limited-edition, gold-plated vibrator? Is it numbered? Is having a lower number more desireable than having a higher number? Does it increase in value, or decrease with use? Perhaps the purchase had less to do with a rich bitch blowing her cash, than the gold plating being a necessity to combat the STD enhanced acidity of her cootch juice… but I digress.

  31. Sheva

    This sounds promising for my metal hand. I’m going to have it retrofitted for dual use. Then I’m going over to the smur model’s place and get some pud and blow.

  32. Totally stupid everybody and their grandma knows she is a coke head.

  33. dark

    But how will the vibrator drive the car once its hotwired it?

  34. that-dog-is-shifty-eyed

    Yeah, that is why we are making all of the coke jokes. Nice contribution though.

    Sheva, well that was just funny.

  35. popcornsuite

    #27:

    “Then it would be a butt plug a whole different animal from a dildo and a vibrator.”

    Yeah, I forgot we need to be politically correct about our sex toys, and where we can/cannot stick them. Thanks for reminding me. *rolleyes*

  36. gogoboots

    She is not above dipping the dildo in coke and putting up her ass. The mental picture is wondeful at this point,

  37. Sorry #27,

    A but plug would be specifically designed to be…well a butt plug. A vibrator is a vibrator no matter where somebody sticks it. Just like if Kate shoves an orange up her ass, it’s still an orange. I suggest you check out the Savage Love Advice column to avoid mistakes like this in the future. ;)

    http://www.citypages.com/databank/27/1318/article14187.asp

  38. LoneWolf

    In a related story, Lindsay Lohan was spied purchasing some caviar-based lube. Sounds like these two are planning to do more together than Bolivian Marching Powder.

  39. reesestet

    This article reaffirms two major points:
    1. It takes a woman to do a man’s job.
    2. If you want it done right then you
    have to do it yourself. :)

  40. Tania

    For $350 it better come with handlebars and a plug-in adaptor.

  41. Tink

    Damn– one of those phrases in the article is my screen name— how many IMs did I get about that today—

  42. Tracy

    I picture Kate Moss dancing around her bedroom like Charlie in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory singing:

    I’ve got a golden dildo
    I’ve got a golden dildo in my hand!
    And with a golden dildo it’s A GOLDEN DAY!

    Thanks, Superficial, for getting that little song stuck in my head!

  43. Evangelia

    gold? what a cheap whore. only platinum and diamonds in my pussy.

  44. **Bob**

    #17
    Or ELSE what? You psycho!! Please try to control your urges, you crazy freak.

    Don’t you have kids? Shouldn’t you be parenting instead of posting the status of your sexual urges on a public forum?

    Nobody cares about your man being at work while you are at home satisfying your sexual urges. You deserve a mother of the year award.

  45. #44

    Shut it you loser. Banging chicks while their husbands are at work is my only way to get laid. If this dries up, I will kill you.

  46. mamacita

    #44

    You’re comment is beyond absurd. I bet you got voted “Person Least Likely To Take Their Lithium Even Though Their Mental Illness Compels Them To” in high school. Didn’t you? Come on………you can tell us.

  47. mamacita

    #44

    Additionally, I know that you’re the same person that was posting under the username ‘paige’ and ‘BelindaB’. Wanna know how I know? Because the entire thread is about vibrators and just about every comment either mentioned dicks, vibrators, or sex, and yet my comment is the only one you singled out. You’re a stalker, you unhinged biyatch; and not a good one, either.

  48. Evangelia

    britney’s tongue in the above pic looks like it would make a pretty good sex toy. just cut it off and gold-dip that sucka. now i know what to give kate for x-mas, phew.

  49. senin

    Maybe she bought it for her next night out with Lindsay Lohan…

  50. my_glorious_lawn

    If she didn’t want intercourse with me, I would love to be watching her play with her 24k gold vibrator to pleasure herself, yikes, good luck having access to that pussy guys. Only gold can enter.

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