Kate Moss is reportedly pregnant with Pete Doherty’s bastard child. A gardener tells the Sunday Mirror:
“I have spoken to Pete twice about the baby and he has confirmed that Kate is pregnant. They are both delighted and Pete sounded really excited.”
It doesn’t make much sense why a gardener is holding the secrets to Pete Doherty’s private life, but if this is true it means Kate Moss might finally come to her senses. She’s notorious for making poor decisions, but when her baby comes out and is a burrowing mammal she might finally realize what a mess she’s made of her life. Although I didn’t even think Pete Doherty was capable of reproducing. The toxic waste that mutated his face should’ve made him sterile for sure.
EDIT: I don’t read very carefully. Turns out the gardener is Pete Doherty’s uncle. Way to support your family there, Pete.
Geez…what to do……What color layette looks best on a baby withdrawing from coke and heroin? I guess I’ll just send something yellow–unisex? I don’t know.
Hey, #41…..stick a pumpkin in it, ya douche.
That reminds me of a little joke…What do West Virginians do on Halloween???
Pump kin.
PS..is this the product of that little fuck-on-the-bench-at-rehab a few weeks ago?
Ifr the child is (somehow) born alive and in (reasonably) good health, I want to take bets on how long it will take before child protective services swoops in. Then again, did they ever go after that coke-whore Courtney Love? Perhaps they be more vigilant in Britain.
54–UK CPS hasn’t done anything as far as her daughter Lila goes, so why on earth would they start now?
55- Good point…I completely forgot the fact that she already had a kid. Probably because she spends so much time with her.
Kate is a little too involved in her daughter’s life…..she should back off a bit so the kid doesn’t develop any weird issues by having an overbearing mother.
YIKES! He looks like he lives “TRAINSPOTTING.”
This is one fucked up world we live in.
They are going to have to use clamps to pull this kid out of her filthy, sticky crusted up vagina.
Hey, let’s all get an 8-ball of meth and celebrate this joyous occasion!
Oh Lordy!!
Guess this link I was forwarded may well be coming true!
http://www.petedohertyisdead.com
google image search: kate moss lila grace and about 100 images appear.
go to katemossfan.net/gallery and you have a plethora of photographs to choose from, many of which include her daughter, lila grace being escorted to school by her mother.
and C.P.S. doesn’t take children away from parents who use drugs, they take children away from poor people who use drugs.
this is not to do with fame.
it isn’t as if kate moss gets all fucked up in front of her daughter.
my parents smoked pot when i was a child and i didn’t know until they told me when i was a teenager,of course they didn’t do it around me.
is the point of this website to pretend the worst case scenario is occuring with all these people?
does it make you laugh to think she does it in front of her child?
ps. KM doesn’t smoke crack. therefore, no crack baby
#40, thanks Brain E. For a moment I thought Edna crushed him to death with her massive bosom while beating him over the head with her gargantuan bible.
i would do Pete!n Kate….Mmmmmmm
Case study: the effects of cocaine and heroin on a developing fetus.
Sherwood Forrest called, they miss Robins boots.
63–Would YOU let a borderline psychotic and completely mentally and emotionally unbalanced heroin addict with a history of violence and revolting and bizarre behavior around YOUR child? If the answer is yes, then you’re just as big of a fucking asshole as your idol Kate. Now go outside and finish playing hide and go fuck yourself with the rest of the kids, we don’t want you around us.
Poor kids going to come out looking like his mother, a praying mantis.
Doherty’s expression in that pic- “Wha? I did?”
wow, that’s a situation where child services should step in right now
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