Kate Moss is pregnant

Kate Moss is reportedly pregnant with Pete Doherty’s bastard child. A gardener tells the Sunday Mirror:

“I have spoken to Pete twice about the baby and he has confirmed that Kate is pregnant. They are both delighted and Pete sounded really excited.”

It doesn’t make much sense why a gardener is holding the secrets to Pete Doherty’s private life, but if this is true it means Kate Moss might finally come to her senses. She’s notorious for making poor decisions, but when her baby comes out and is a burrowing mammal she might finally realize what a mess she’s made of her life. Although I didn’t even think Pete Doherty was capable of reproducing. The toxic waste that mutated his face should’ve made him sterile for sure.

EDIT: I don’t read very carefully. Turns out the gardener is Pete Doherty’s uncle. Way to support your family there, Pete.