Kate Moss is engaged

August 16th, 2006 // 56 Comments
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Kate Moss has allegedly been wearing a diamond ring on her wedding finger sparking rumors that she and Pete Doherty are engaged. People from her camp are denying the engagement, although those close to Pete are confirming it. So pretty much nobody knows anything except that Kate Moss may or may not be wearing a ring on her wedding finger. And considering it’s Pete Doherty the ring may or may not have come from the bottom of a cereal box.

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  1. Bioplant

    Good information on the Mosster.

  2. Bioplant

    Also, I see nipple.

    Carry on…

  3. BoredStiff

    What a f%*&ing idiot. She deserves whatever she gets!

  4. katfacewoman

    EWWWW! Will rotting teeth be the new herion chic?

  5. bigponie

    I hope they get married so nine months from now Kate can give birth to a child made entirely out of cocaine

  6. and may they live happily ever after in a pool of spit and vomit with their eyes rolled back into their heads as viewed from a blood spattered lens while vanity fair publishes pictures of kate’s mosquito bites.. i bet the ring is cz.. i bet the two of them haven’t eaten food in six months.. happy hypodermic needles y’all!

  7. Lexi

    After slipping the ring on her finger, he then used a hypodermic needle to draw her blood and squirt random strangers with it. And then he jumped from car roof to car roof proclaiming, “I am the Monkey King!!!”

    But seriously, he skeeves me out. He’s that special kind of guy that you can catch GonorrHerpaSyphilis from.

  8. ValeWolf

    I bet he didn’t even buy that ring. He just stole it from some poor woman he sedated to steal some clean urine from.

  9. BriBri

    #5-LOL!

  10. redsonja1313

    I see an Oliver Stone bi-opic in the works

  11. LL

    I’m laughing my ass right now. Damn, it’s pretty bad when the best thing I got going at work is hilarious comments about the two skeeviest famous junkies in all of the UK. Actually, Kate’s good-looking, but that Doherty fellow: WTF is he famous for, anyway, besides shagging Kate and getting arrested? Seriously, what has he done? Every time I see a picture of him wearing that faggy hat, I want to smack him upside the head with a tire iron. Just because.
    How is he not dead from an overdose yet?

  12. Who will die first Nicole Richie or Pete Doherty??

  13. ImSuicidal

    Let’s try that again!

    Who will die first Nicole Richie or Pete Doherty??

    http://www.betterthanyou.org/pictures/displayimage.php?pid=1514&fullsize=1

  14. Their lovechild will look like the kid from It’s Alive. Or maybe Gollum, come out of Kate’s cockfunnel all hooked on crack and looking like an eighty year old Keith Richards. I really do wish them both the best… the best, purest, white powder heroin so that they can shoot/snort their brains out. As a wedding gift expect to see his and hers monogrammed hypodermic needles. For all those Johnny Depp fans out there (virtually all women), just remember your Cap’n Jack used to fuck this wastrel. Great taste.

  15. PunjabPete

    Sad news for Kate’s current child…

    “Honey, I am geting married… Yes, to the douche who like to quirt blood on camera men… What do you mean you don’t know if you want him as your new daddy??? Just shutup and pass money that needle…”

    Sad. I hope Kate dies just for her child’s sake.

  16. PunjabPete

    Look at those typos…

    likes to squirt blood…
    pass mommy that needle…

    You get the idea… long goddamn day…

  17. Yes, very interesting, has made my day to read such important information. Now I may continue with my dull and boring life. Saracasm… ode to sarcasam…I love you sweet sarcasm.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  18. So if this is true, lets bet on how long it will last. I say 6-8 months.

    http://www.BadBreakups.net

  19. AmericanMcKrout

    That is one ugly cunt. She hurts my eyes and brings a fresh vomit to the back of my throat.
    Anyone else see the movie, “Sid and Nancy”? Yeah. History is doomed to repeat itself.

  20. MOCKERFOCKER

    Good work Kate, hope you enjoy waking up to Pete sticking VD laden syringes into your thighs and giggling through those Winter Green Cloretts he calls “teeth”.

  21. @15 – “cockfunnel” – very descriptive UNWASHED

    #17 – Punjab, thanks for clearing the up!

  22. Grobpilot

    #14- Kind of looks like someone spuzzed on Nicole’s chest, huh?

  23. No1Zero

    No one cares!

  24. prideofchucky

    Posted by Tanor:
    “lets bet on how long it will last”
    -NO—-NO—–NO—NO—-NO——-NO!!!

    The REAL bet is HOW IT ENDS.

    Alright folks, line up!
    Here are TODAY’S ODDS:

    * Pete & Kate split peacefully giving banal statements through overpaid publicists that “Although they still love one another & always will(GAG!) they just grew apart”.
    ODDS 80,000,000 to 1

    * Pete, after so any years of curricular “research” discovers his TRUE PATH & becomes a brilliant THERMODYNAMIC CHEMIST & most notiably famous for breakthroughs in molecular fusement and bonding of bone tissues and dead brain cells saving countless lives in car crashes. Upon presenting him the 3rd Pulitzer & 5th Noble Prize, full-standing Steven Hawking calls Pete “The most gifted brain to walk the planet” and personally thanks him for putting off last weekend’s fishing trip to cure Amyotrophic-Lateral-Sclerosis and World Hunger.

    Unfortuanlty this all comes at a cost. Moss, upset that the workacholic Pete can’t spend time with their healthy eight children (who are toddlers but already intellectual mavericks in Literature, Russian Judo & Middle Eastern Peace Politics) and is forced to file for divorce-taking over half of Pete’s Fortune he made by that car engine he invented that runs on used condoms.
    0DDS 999,999,999,999,999,9999,999,999 to 1

    * A joint effort of Moss’s Family, British police and Child Services seperate the two after Pete confuses “Hamburger Helper” with “Heroin Helper” killing 7 at a family Bar-B-Q.
    ODSS 4 to 1

    * In 1 1/2 months Pete being grilled in a police chair with a beefy investigator holding up a severed arm and screaming,
    “Where’s the REST of HER?! WHERE’S THE REST OF HER U SICK FUCK!!!!!”
    ODDS 9/16 to 1

  25. ImSuicidal

    25-Chucky – Don’t get me started on Middle Eastern Peace Politics! That was my major in college.

    I dropped out 2 days into the first semester.

  26. thesarahficial

    GOO!

  27. ghost_rider

    coke is the real thing

  28. guymorgan

    Its a shame Kate is getting/maybe married to such a fella. She could get someone who is actually good looking and rougth.

  29. prideofchucky

    To-#26
    Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)

    Hopefully it wasn’t cuz you BOMBED that last exam..[RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]

    (Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in, “no really I’m not kidding – that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now” Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh I feel pukey…)

  30. prideofchucky

    To-#26
    Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)

    Hopefully it wasn’t cuz you -bombed- that last exam [RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]

    (Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in: “no really I’m not kidding – that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now” Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh oh god I feel pukey…)

  31. prideofchucky

    To-#26
    Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)

    Hopefully it wasn’t cuz you -bombed- that last exam [RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]

    (Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in: “no really I’m not kidding – that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now” Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh oh god I feel pukey…)

  32. prideofchucky

    To-#26
    Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)

    Hopefully it wasn’t cuz you -bombed- that last exam [RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]

    (Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in: “no really I’m not kidding – that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now” Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh oh god I feel pukey…)

  33. prideofchucky

    To-#26
    Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)

    Hopefully it wasn’t cuz you -bombed- that last exam [RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]

    (Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in: “no really I’m not kidding – that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now” Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh oh god I feel pukey…)

  34. nc72

    Her friends are getting married, she’s getting on in years. Check her out at Bobby Gillespie’s wedding…

    http://www.exposay.com/bobby-gillespie-of-primal-scream-married-katy-england-at-st-margarets-church/v/3245/

  35. nc72

    Her friends are getting married, she’s getting on in years. Check her out at Bobby Gillespie’s wedding…

    http://www.exposay.com/bobby-gillespie-of-primal-scream-married-katy-england-at-st-margarets-church/v/3245/

  36. prideofchucky

    To-#26
    Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)

    Hopefully it wasn’t cuz you -bombed- that last exam [RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]

    (Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in: “no really I’m not kidding – that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now” Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh oh god I feel pukey…)

  37. RichPort

    Damn you Type Key!!!!! Damn you to hell!!!!

  38. RichPort

    Damn you Type Key!!!!! Damn you to hell!!!!

  39. nc72

    Her friends are getting married, she’s coming along in age, so only natural I guess. Photos of her at Bobby Gillespie’s wedding. Still cleans up nicely…

    http://www.exposay.com/bobby-gillespie-of-primal-scream-married-katy-england-at-st-margarets-church/v/3245/

  40. SuperShallow

    okay she’s marrying who? I’m a dork I have no idea who that guy is…
    Honestly, when you mature but still look like a 12 year old it gets old fast…
    I so don’t care about Kate Moss I’ve always known she was on coke especially from her and Johnny Depps hotel room debacle.
    I know I have to care a little to even post a comment so no hounding me on that please.

  41. SuperShallow

    okay she’s marrying who? I’m a dork I have no idea who that guy is…
    Honestly, when you mature but still look like a 12 year old it gets old fast…
    I so don’t care about Kate Moss I’ve always known she was on coke especially from her and Johnny Depps hotel room debacle.
    I know I have to care a little to even post a comment so no hounding me on that please.

  42. jrzmommy

    I think a borderline psychotic heroin addict will make a wonderful stepfather to her daughter.

    Well, I for one am sending a case of tourniquets as an engagement gift.

  43. Do Freebird

    Ah, the Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen for the New Millenium.

    They’ll both be dead before 40, either by drugs/Aids or suicide. At least one can hope.

  44. Do Freebird

    Ah, the Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen for the New Millenium.

    They’ll both be dead before 40, either by drugs/Aids or suicide. At least one can hope.

  45. Do Freebird

    Ah, the Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen for the New Millenium. As far as I’m concerned, these two new wannabe’s have to go quite a bit before they they near the originals. Sid and Nancy’s Muder/drug overdose suicide will be hard to top.

    They’ll both be dead before 40, either by drugs/Aids or suicide. At least one can hope.

    here’s a vid of an interview that the original Kate/Pete did.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raEXGXw5VJM

  46. Do Freebird

    Ah, the Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen for the New Millenium. As far as I’m concerned, these two new wannabe’s have to go quite a bit before they they near the originals. Sid and Nancy’s Muder/drug overdose suicide will be hard to top.

    They’ll both be dead before 40, either by drugs/Aids or suicide. At least one can hope.

    here’s a vid of an interview that the original Kate/Pete did.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raEXGXw5VJM.

    Nice british accent for a girl from South Philly.

  47. prideofchucky

    To-#26
    Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)

    Hopefully it wasn’t cuz you -bombed- that last exam [RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]

    (Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in: “no really I’m not kidding – that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now” Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh oh god I feel pukey…)

  48. So, with her tendencies towards anorexia and coke abuse, did Pete have to glue that ring onto her finger so it just doesn’t fall off at some blow-fueled rave?

    http://www.reidaboutit.com

  49. superp

    AWWW, the snaggle-tooth twins are going to finally stumble, weave, and vomit down the aisle. Congradulations!

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