Kate Moss has allegedly been wearing a diamond ring on her wedding finger sparking rumors that she and Pete Doherty are engaged. People from her camp are denying the engagement, although those close to Pete are confirming it. So pretty much nobody knows anything except that Kate Moss may or may not be wearing a ring on her wedding finger. And considering it’s Pete Doherty the ring may or may not have come from the bottom of a cereal box.
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Bioplant | August 16, 2006 at 6:57 pm
Good information on the Mosster.
Bioplant | August 16, 2006 at 6:58 pm
Also, I see nipple.
Carry on…
BoredStiff | August 16, 2006 at 6:59 pm
What a f%*&ing idiot. She deserves whatever she gets!
katfacewoman | August 16, 2006 at 7:04 pm
EWWWW! Will rotting teeth be the new herion chic?
bigponie | August 16, 2006 at 7:16 pm
I hope they get married so nine months from now Kate can give birth to a child made entirely out of cocaine
CelebSlam.com | August 16, 2006 at 7:16 pm
I love when junkies marry!
http://www.celebslam.com
dupababy | August 16, 2006 at 7:19 pm
and may they live happily ever after in a pool of spit and vomit with their eyes rolled back into their heads as viewed from a blood spattered lens while vanity fair publishes pictures of kate’s mosquito bites.. i bet the ring is cz.. i bet the two of them haven’t eaten food in six months.. happy hypodermic needles y’all!
Lexi | August 16, 2006 at 7:24 pm
After slipping the ring on her finger, he then used a hypodermic needle to draw her blood and squirt random strangers with it. And then he jumped from car roof to car roof proclaiming, “I am the Monkey King!!!”
But seriously, he skeeves me out. He’s that special kind of guy that you can catch GonorrHerpaSyphilis from.
ValeWolf | August 16, 2006 at 7:30 pm
I bet he didn’t even buy that ring. He just stole it from some poor woman he sedated to steal some clean urine from.
BriBri | August 16, 2006 at 7:35 pm
#5-LOL!
redsonja1313 | August 16, 2006 at 7:49 pm
I see an Oliver Stone bi-opic in the works
LL | August 16, 2006 at 7:50 pm
I’m laughing my ass right now. Damn, it’s pretty bad when the best thing I got going at work is hilarious comments about the two skeeviest famous junkies in all of the UK. Actually, Kate’s good-looking, but that Doherty fellow: WTF is he famous for, anyway, besides shagging Kate and getting arrested? Seriously, what has he done? Every time I see a picture of him wearing that faggy hat, I want to smack him upside the head with a tire iron. Just because.
How is he not dead from an overdose yet?
ImSuicidal | August 16, 2006 at 7:55 pm
Who will die first Nicole Richie or Pete Doherty??
ImSuicidal | August 16, 2006 at 8:00 pm
Let’s try that again!
Who will die first Nicole Richie or Pete Doherty??
http://www.betterthanyou.org/pictures/displayimage.php?pid=1514&fullsize=1
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 16, 2006 at 8:08 pm
Their lovechild will look like the kid from It’s Alive. Or maybe Gollum, come out of Kate’s cockfunnel all hooked on crack and looking like an eighty year old Keith Richards. I really do wish them both the best… the best, purest, white powder heroin so that they can shoot/snort their brains out. As a wedding gift expect to see his and hers monogrammed hypodermic needles. For all those Johnny Depp fans out there (virtually all women), just remember your Cap’n Jack used to fuck this wastrel. Great taste.
PunjabPete | August 16, 2006 at 8:23 pm
Sad news for Kate’s current child…
“Honey, I am geting married… Yes, to the douche who like to quirt blood on camera men… What do you mean you don’t know if you want him as your new daddy??? Just shutup and pass money that needle…”
Sad. I hope Kate dies just for her child’s sake.
PunjabPete | August 16, 2006 at 8:24 pm
Look at those typos…
likes to squirt blood…
pass mommy that needle…
You get the idea… long goddamn day…
HolisticWisdomcom | August 16, 2006 at 8:27 pm
Yes, very interesting, has made my day to read such important information. Now I may continue with my dull and boring life. Saracasm… ode to sarcasam…I love you sweet sarcasm.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Tanor | August 16, 2006 at 8:38 pm
So if this is true, lets bet on how long it will last. I say 6-8 months.
http://www.BadBreakups.net
AmericanMcKrout | August 16, 2006 at 8:57 pm
That is one ugly cunt. She hurts my eyes and brings a fresh vomit to the back of my throat.
Anyone else see the movie, “Sid and Nancy”? Yeah. History is doomed to repeat itself.
MOCKERFOCKER | August 16, 2006 at 9:07 pm
Good work Kate, hope you enjoy waking up to Pete sticking VD laden syringes into your thighs and giggling through those Winter Green Cloretts he calls “teeth”.
ImSuicidal | August 16, 2006 at 9:39 pm
@15 – “cockfunnel” – very descriptive UNWASHED
#17 – Punjab, thanks for clearing the up!
Grobpilot | August 16, 2006 at 10:02 pm
#14- Kind of looks like someone spuzzed on Nicole’s chest, huh?
No1Zero | August 16, 2006 at 10:09 pm
No one cares!
prideofchucky | August 16, 2006 at 10:20 pm
Posted by Tanor:
“lets bet on how long it will last”
-NO—-NO—–NO—NO—-NO——-NO!!!
The REAL bet is HOW IT ENDS.
Alright folks, line up!
Here are TODAY’S ODDS:
* Pete & Kate split peacefully giving banal statements through overpaid publicists that “Although they still love one another & always will(GAG!) they just grew apart”.
ODDS 80,000,000 to 1
* Pete, after so any years of curricular “research” discovers his TRUE PATH & becomes a brilliant THERMODYNAMIC CHEMIST & most notiably famous for breakthroughs in molecular fusement and bonding of bone tissues and dead brain cells saving countless lives in car crashes. Upon presenting him the 3rd Pulitzer & 5th Noble Prize, full-standing Steven Hawking calls Pete “The most gifted brain to walk the planet” and personally thanks him for putting off last weekend’s fishing trip to cure Amyotrophic-Lateral-Sclerosis and World Hunger.
Unfortuanlty this all comes at a cost. Moss, upset that the workacholic Pete can’t spend time with their healthy eight children (who are toddlers but already intellectual mavericks in Literature, Russian Judo & Middle Eastern Peace Politics) and is forced to file for divorce-taking over half of Pete’s Fortune he made by that car engine he invented that runs on used condoms.
0DDS 999,999,999,999,999,9999,999,999 to 1
* A joint effort of Moss’s Family, British police and Child Services seperate the two after Pete confuses “Hamburger Helper” with “Heroin Helper” killing 7 at a family Bar-B-Q.
ODSS 4 to 1
* In 1 1/2 months Pete being grilled in a police chair with a beefy investigator holding up a severed arm and screaming,
“Where’s the REST of HER?! WHERE’S THE REST OF HER U SICK FUCK!!!!!”
ODDS 9/16 to 1
ImSuicidal | August 16, 2006 at 11:26 pm
25-Chucky – Don’t get me started on Middle Eastern Peace Politics! That was my major in college.
I dropped out 2 days into the first semester.
thesarahficial | August 17, 2006 at 12:37 am
GOO!
ghost_rider | August 17, 2006 at 1:29 am
coke is the real thing
guymorgan | August 17, 2006 at 3:05 am
Its a shame Kate is getting/maybe married to such a fella. She could get someone who is actually good looking and rougth.
prideofchucky | August 17, 2006 at 7:06 am
To-#26
Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)
Hopefully it wasn’t cuz you BOMBED that last exam..[RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]
(Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in, “no really I’m not kidding – that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now” Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh I feel pukey…)
prideofchucky | August 17, 2006 at 7:09 am
To-#26
Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)
Hopefully it wasn’t cuz you -bombed- that last exam [RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]
(Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in: “no really I’m not kidding – that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now” Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh oh god I feel pukey…)
prideofchucky | August 17, 2006 at 7:11 am
To-#26
Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)
Hopefully it wasn’t cuz you -bombed- that last exam [RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]
(Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in: “no really I’m not kidding – that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now” Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh oh god I feel pukey…)
prideofchucky | August 17, 2006 at 7:13 am
To-#26
Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)
Hopefully it wasn’t cuz you -bombed- that last exam [RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]
(Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in: “no really I’m not kidding – that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now” Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh oh god I feel pukey…)
prideofchucky | August 17, 2006 at 7:14 am
To-#26
Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)
Hopefully it wasn’t cuz you -bombed- that last exam [RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]
(Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in: “no really I’m not kidding – that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now” Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh oh god I feel pukey…)
nc72 | August 17, 2006 at 7:42 am
Her friends are getting married, she’s getting on in years. Check her out at Bobby Gillespie’s wedding…
http://www.exposay.com/bobby-gillespie-of-primal-scream-married-katy-england-at-st-margarets-church/v/3245/
nc72 | August 17, 2006 at 7:43 am
Her friends are getting married, she’s getting on in years. Check her out at Bobby Gillespie’s wedding…
http://www.exposay.com/bobby-gillespie-of-primal-scream-married-katy-england-at-st-margarets-church/v/3245/
prideofchucky | August 17, 2006 at 7:57 am
To-#26
Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)
Hopefully it wasn’t cuz you -bombed- that last exam [RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]
(Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in: “no really I’m not kidding – that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now” Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh oh god I feel pukey…)
RichPort | August 17, 2006 at 8:55 am
Damn you Type Key!!!!! Damn you to hell!!!!
RichPort | August 17, 2006 at 9:06 am
Damn you Type Key!!!!! Damn you to hell!!!!
nc72 | August 17, 2006 at 9:13 am
Her friends are getting married, she’s coming along in age, so only natural I guess. Photos of her at Bobby Gillespie’s wedding. Still cleans up nicely…
http://www.exposay.com/bobby-gillespie-of-primal-scream-married-katy-england-at-st-margarets-church/v/3245/
SuperShallow | August 17, 2006 at 9:38 am
okay she’s marrying who? I’m a dork I have no idea who that guy is…
Honestly, when you mature but still look like a 12 year old it gets old fast…
I so don’t care about Kate Moss I’ve always known she was on coke especially from her and Johnny Depps hotel room debacle.
I know I have to care a little to even post a comment so no hounding me on that please.
SuperShallow | August 17, 2006 at 9:42 am
okay she’s marrying who? I’m a dork I have no idea who that guy is…
Honestly, when you mature but still look like a 12 year old it gets old fast…
I so don’t care about Kate Moss I’ve always known she was on coke especially from her and Johnny Depps hotel room debacle.
I know I have to care a little to even post a comment so no hounding me on that please.
jrzmommy | August 17, 2006 at 10:07 am
I think a borderline psychotic heroin addict will make a wonderful stepfather to her daughter.
Well, I for one am sending a case of tourniquets as an engagement gift.
Do Freebird | August 17, 2006 at 10:56 am
Ah, the Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen for the New Millenium.
They’ll both be dead before 40, either by drugs/Aids or suicide. At least one can hope.
Do Freebird | August 17, 2006 at 10:56 am
Ah, the Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen for the New Millenium.
They’ll both be dead before 40, either by drugs/Aids or suicide. At least one can hope.
Do Freebird | August 17, 2006 at 11:04 am
Ah, the Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen for the New Millenium. As far as I’m concerned, these two new wannabe’s have to go quite a bit before they they near the originals. Sid and Nancy’s Muder/drug overdose suicide will be hard to top.
They’ll both be dead before 40, either by drugs/Aids or suicide. At least one can hope.
here’s a vid of an interview that the original Kate/Pete did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raEXGXw5VJM
Do Freebird | August 17, 2006 at 11:05 am
Ah, the Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen for the New Millenium. As far as I’m concerned, these two new wannabe’s have to go quite a bit before they they near the originals. Sid and Nancy’s Muder/drug overdose suicide will be hard to top.
They’ll both be dead before 40, either by drugs/Aids or suicide. At least one can hope.
here’s a vid of an interview that the original Kate/Pete did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raEXGXw5VJM.
Nice british accent for a girl from South Philly.
prideofchucky | August 17, 2006 at 11:23 am
To-#26
Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)
Hopefully it wasn’t cuz you -bombed- that last exam [RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]
(Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in: “no really I’m not kidding – that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now” Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh oh god I feel pukey…)
Reid | August 17, 2006 at 11:59 am
So, with her tendencies towards anorexia and coke abuse, did Pete have to glue that ring onto her finger so it just doesn’t fall off at some blow-fueled rave?
http://www.reidaboutit.com
superp | August 17, 2006 at 12:16 pm
AWWW, the snaggle-tooth twins are going to finally stumble, weave, and vomit down the aisle. Congradulations!