Kate Moss is a pedophile

moss-aspen.jpg31-year old Kate Moss has been spotted kissing and cuddling a 20-year old named James Burke in Aspen, where she’s currently on a ski trip with her friends and family. They were introduced by a mutual friend and are thought to have been dating for about three weeks now, though friends say it’s not a serious romance. An insider told the Daily Mirror, “Kate finds Jamie very sexy. He has that rock ‘n’ roll look she loves. She has a bit of a complex about dating someone so much younger, but it also makes her feel good that she can attract him.”

You know what else feels good? Snorting cocaine. So maybe she should try that instead of dating children. Because she hasn’t tried that yet, right? She should try it.

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