Kate Moss goes to rehab
Kate Moss has reportedly checked into a rehabilitation clinic in Arizona after losing her contracts with H&M, Burberry and Chanel when pictures of her snorting cocaine were published in the Daily Mirror.
Friends of the 31-year-old supermodel who was photographed apparently snorting cocaine told The Times that Moss flew to The Meadows clinic, where she will spend a month in “medical treatment and therapy.”
That’s unfortunate, because I don’t think a sober Kate Moss would still beat the shit out of people. Nothing gives an 85 lb super model the strength and fury of ten lions like delicious cocaine. And nothing makes me happier than reading about crazy supermodels who beat up their boyfriends and headbutt their personal assistants. Except maybe ice cream. Ice cream makes me pretty happy.