Kate Moss goes nuts on the paparazzi

May 25th, 2006 // 74 Comments

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Anybody can headbutt their assistant, but it takes a real supermodel to attack a complete stranger. Kate Moss recently lost it after seeing the paparazzi and started kicking them and going nuts on their equipment. If all it takes is a little cocaine to give a fragile skinny woman the power of a polar bear then I recommend they start handing the stuff out for free. Along with candy and maybe blowjobs.

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  1. Toonlite

    This is only Kate demonstrating the ass kicking she gave Pete ” D’oh” Doherty….

    **WARNING**
    This is only a demonstration and should not be attempted at home….

    Kate Moss IS a professional!

  2. BarbadoSlim

    Her stock definitely went up in my book (to -5).

    All joking aside I think this girl has some berserker genes in her. I have a special hatred for “paps” they’re smug, good for nothing leeches. The british ones in particular seem to be out to destroy the people they pursue. NOT COOL, they’re trying to do that to her and she’s fighting back.

  3. Fisher55

    “Kate Moss Kicked My Ass and All I Got Was This Stupid Boner”

  4. Sheva

    Beware an angry smurf on coke.

  5. Charlaurz McHall

    you just know that it makes paps so happy when a celeb hits them. it will automatically make for a great picture that you can sell for a ton of money. Moss is just doing the pap a favour.
    http://celebreligion.com

  6. Jacq

    Fisher55, you’re a sick bastard. Made me laugh, though.

  7. sweetcheeks

    I went nuts on the paparazzi once, too.

    I was in Maui, doing some afternoon shopping after a night of coke-binging, when I was swarmed by a crowd and bombarded with flashbulbs. I instinctively kicked the biggest one in his testicles and spiked the little one’s camera on the pavement, and then called them all dirty dick-faced niggers (a la Charlie Sheen) and spat on the one who was crying.

    THEN I realized they were just Japanese tourists on holiday in Hawaii and I was being charged with assault. That vacation sucked.

  8. Xopher.tm

    *sigh* They’re so cute when they’re, you know, psychotic.

    She’s almost on the same level as Tcruise (LTC) and the Hilton slag.

  9. I USED TO LUV KATE UNTIL ALL THIS CRACK DRUGGY SHIT HAPPENED, BUT I DO FEEL FOR HER SOMETIMS. IF PPL WANT HER 2 CLEAN UP THEN THEY SHUD GIV HER A BREAK. SHE SHUD OF KICKED THE SHIT OWTA DAT GUY! I WUD OF!

  10. prettierthanmeganharris

    Cuz you iz down like dat bitch, brace yourself foo’!

  11. ScriptRadar

    Her “kata” is all wrong.

    Master Wilson from my dojo would’ve given her 50 knuckle push-ups for her bad form.

  12. GREAT way to prove you aren’t a cokehead.

  13. sissybelle

    Ya know, if you’re a CELEBRITY, people are gonna take your pic. That’s part of being a CELEBRITY. If you don’t want to be a CELEBRITY, quit the business and go to work at Home Depot.

  14. spatz

    paps? like pap smears?

  15. mamadough

    her thighs look chunky here. maybe being off the crack has made her emotionally unstable and a doritos fiend?

  16. HughJorganthethird

    she’s just pissed Pete did the last of the blow, oh that and he probably shit the bed again.

  17. Jaded'86

    Kate’s not a crack whore, she’s just overdosed on Buffy. Rehab’s for the weak. Right Pete?

  18. gogoboots

    She probably TRIED to beat the shit out of the camera person and ended up getting hurt by the camera…or something…

  19. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Kate learned how to roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris, obviously.

  20. Great. Now she really gave them that which they wanted. Smart.

  21. Great. She gave them exactly what they wanted. They will thank her as they sell the images.

  22. ivri

    good kick, grasshopper. wow, i never understood how celebrities can go so bonkers over people wanting to take their pictures. sure, it must get annoying when you’re so overexposed, but sheesh. go scream in a pillow or something. leave the can of whoop-ass on the top pantry shelf where it belongs…right next to the package of coke. which you are NOT TO USE, understand, Kate-fucking-stupid-superior-Moss? cripes.

  23. lurkerx

    paparazzi wrestling. it’d make money.

  24. PelvicBoogie

    Maybe the WWF could start a light weight celebrity division for her.

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