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Anybody can headbutt their assistant, but it takes a real supermodel to attack a complete stranger. Kate Moss recently lost it after seeing the paparazzi and started kicking them and going nuts on their equipment. If all it takes is a little cocaine to give a fragile skinny woman the power of a polar bear then I recommend they start handing the stuff out for free. Along with candy and maybe blowjobs.
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First! I think I’ll go have some cocaine to celebrate
Argh. Second sucks.
hahahah she one crazy bitch. I’d like to hang out her. And do some blow.
I love that another guy took pictures of her kicking a guy who was taking pictures of her.
Ummmmmm….. That’s good irony.
Wow. And Kodak hired her to pitch their new camera in a series of television ads.
paparazzi season doesn’t open for another couple of weeks. I got my license yesterday and my quota is three.
ever see that video of her doing a photoshoot on coke? She’s jumping around like a freak, tearing up the set and banging her head on lights…
pete squirted some blood, the war is OONNNNN!!!!
Wow, there aren’t many posts on this one! Well, I guess that’s because no one cares about the druggie. I can’t believe she uses… it’s absolutely gross. It makes her not pretty!
Like when someone attractive on fear factor eats a snail… kind of misses something after that, like cleanliness.
She is lucky that anyone even cares who she is! She should have a cheeseburger and get lost.
…cocaine is a hell of a drug.
9 I believe this has little posts because its wedged between two Paris Hilton articles. Her total attention grabbing whoreness sucks us in.
There are so few posts because there are no nipples involved in this story.
True…. true.
This made me go LMFAO. Imagine going home to your wife and kids, all bloody and bedraggled, with your camera broken into a million pieces. And then you have to look your son in the eye and say “I got my ass kicked today. By a supermodel. A 90 pound, blonde haired, cocaine encrusted nose having, couture wearing, hip strutting, British accented SUPERMODEL.”
Fuck.
God, just once I wanna see a paparazzo bounce a Leica or Nikkon off of some celeb’s head. I don’t have much use for the shutterbugs, but it would be outstanding to see a little blunt force trauma inflicted upon someone like Kate Moss.
Been taking lessons from Pete Doherty? Maybe he’ll return the favor and kick you in the honeypot.
where the hell was this pic taken at? It looks like the back streets of some alley where drug dealers hang out….Oh…ok…forget it…
ugly infested whore on the loose…just like Paris
Isn’t it just fucking bizarre that a woman who gets her picture taken for a living, freaks out on the cameramen? You’d think she’d just start posing automatically when a camera was near.
Except this time she wasn’t being grossly overpaid for it.
I love this world we live in.
She needs to chill out with some blood drawings.
Now you know what Pete Doherty sees in her. They’re perfect for each other. That’s how she kicks his ass every day. It’s the Kate Moss Workout, coming soon to a video store near you, with a packet of blow attached.
she’s throwing karate kicks, hahaha this is fun.
Did she borrow those great big white sneakers from Jerry Seinfeld? In, like, 1989?
Well, let’s see if I can post. Never had a post banned, and I’m always getting delays…
Here goes:
“I love this world we live in.”
Perfect.
Ah, yes, all I can do is sit here and dream. IF ONLY some photog would belt her with his big fat fist.
Ah….it’s hard to write when you’re worried about whether it gets posted….
mmf…lemme try…
WORKED!
All right!
“I love this world we live in.”
Yeah……(sorry about the double, but it’s been a while for me)…a world where millions starve and a spoiled drug addict with no brains beats up people for taking a goddamned pic. I hope she falls down a flight of staris and dies. Useless cunt.
Fuck this bullshit. We need more Paris Hilton updates.
I Fucked Her. The cocaine is so she can handle this big #%*&%*$!
Pete is going to be mad when he realises she stole his stash.
#9, when has she ever been pretty? She looks like fucking ET with an eating disorder.
You know, I’ve never had a bad thing to say about cocaine. That is, until I saw this:
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/kate_moss/junkie_love_an_update_20060525.php
Fuckin’ A. It’s like that “Faces of Meth” site.
Kate layeth the smacketh DOWNETH!!!!
now, this I like.
cocaine’s a hell of a drug.
Uh, excuse me, miss, do you happen to have an extra can of “Whoop Ass” that I can borrow? I’ve got a Fight Club meeting tonight…
What?! Cocaine?? Ah, screw you!!
More than ever, I really would like to go out partying with her. Providing she paid for bail and all that.
She has to chillax. Go snort some lines or blood paint with her equally insane bf.
She’s going Tom Cruise on the world, except violent. Maybe we should send her to Iraq?
Just too fabulous and the paparazzi won’t leave you alone? Never knew how to make your cell phone a Weapon of Fear?
Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss show you how with their new Supermodel Defense Video! Go head to head with indentured servants and WIN! (Pills and bags of coke not included.)
Bonus: If you call within the next 30 minutes, you’ll also receive a free instructional video on How To Kick Paparazzi Butt – Pint Size Musician Style, hosted by none other than Bjork!
She fights like a girl.
hahahaa that was gold Lala, I can even picture the parody commercial in my mind.
Woah, Kate, lay off the PHP.
#33 – Kate Moss’s face looks like a grizzled piece of chicken. The wonders of airbrushing…
Bill Clinton is BACK! YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! Where have you been, baby?
Judo CHOP!
Judo KICK!
She’s like an ANGRY 90 pound coke-enraged ball of elbows, fists and feet.
like the tazmanian devil ….on coke.
Oh, and next on Moss’ wanton march of destruction:
Tokyo
*cue stock footage of running japanese people*
Jacq — I thought she looked a lot like that lesbo serial killer Charlize Theron played in Monster, only — somehow — LESS attractive.
I LOVE that first picture of her throwing that kick! I can just imagine a; HI-YAH! These paparazzi must have patience too. I want to see one get pissed and just all out throwdown with a celeb and see how tough these celebs really are….
And for fuck’s sake, Kate, use some goddamn sunscreen!!! The last time I saw a face that weathered, it was on a homeless vet who’d passed out on the beach.
He was wearing Paris Hilton’s belted swimming frock, too, which just made it all the worse.
Some more pictures of this incident can be found here:
http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/26/kate-moss-beats-up-the-paparazzi/
The fact she looks like she is doing a super kick makes me laugh. She definately has Karate skills.