Kate Moss goes nuts on the paparazzi

May 25th, 2006 // 74 Comments

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Anybody can headbutt their assistant, but it takes a real supermodel to attack a complete stranger. Kate Moss recently lost it after seeing the paparazzi and started kicking them and going nuts on their equipment. If all it takes is a little cocaine to give a fragile skinny woman the power of a polar bear then I recommend they start handing the stuff out for free. Along with candy and maybe blowjobs.

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  1. Lolo

    First! I think I’ll go have some cocaine to celebrate

  2. Big Daddy Cool

    Argh. Second sucks.

  3. viewaskewniverse

    hahahah she one crazy bitch. I’d like to hang out her. And do some blow.

  4. BSfan

    I love that another guy took pictures of her kicking a guy who was taking pictures of her.

    Ummmmmm….. That’s good irony.

  5. Lynette Carrington

    Wow. And Kodak hired her to pitch their new camera in a series of television ads.

  6. paparazzi season doesn’t open for another couple of weeks. I got my license yesterday and my quota is three.

  7. ever see that video of her doing a photoshoot on coke? She’s jumping around like a freak, tearing up the set and banging her head on lights…

  8. peelmeagrape

    pete squirted some blood, the war is OONNNNN!!!!

  9. Iambananas

    Wow, there aren’t many posts on this one! Well, I guess that’s because no one cares about the druggie. I can’t believe she uses… it’s absolutely gross. It makes her not pretty!

    Like when someone attractive on fear factor eats a snail… kind of misses something after that, like cleanliness.

  10. Junebug

    She is lucky that anyone even cares who she is! She should have a cheeseburger and get lost.

  11. libertarienne

    …cocaine is a hell of a drug.

  12. BSfan

    9 I believe this has little posts because its wedged between two Paris Hilton articles. Her total attention grabbing whoreness sucks us in.

  13. There are so few posts because there are no nipples involved in this story.

  14. BSfan

    True…. true.

  15. SparklingStarlet

    This made me go LMFAO. Imagine going home to your wife and kids, all bloody and bedraggled, with your camera broken into a million pieces. And then you have to look your son in the eye and say “I got my ass kicked today. By a supermodel. A 90 pound, blonde haired, cocaine encrusted nose having, couture wearing, hip strutting, British accented SUPERMODEL.”

    Fuck.

  16. Fa Cube Itches

    God, just once I wanna see a paparazzo bounce a Leica or Nikkon off of some celeb’s head. I don’t have much use for the shutterbugs, but it would be outstanding to see a little blunt force trauma inflicted upon someone like Kate Moss.

  17. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    Been taking lessons from Pete Doherty? Maybe he’ll return the favor and kick you in the honeypot.

  18. Spitfire7

    where the hell was this pic taken at? It looks like the back streets of some alley where drug dealers hang out….Oh…ok…forget it…

  19. ugly infested whore on the loose…just like Paris

  20. Ari

    Isn’t it just fucking bizarre that a woman who gets her picture taken for a living, freaks out on the cameramen? You’d think she’d just start posing automatically when a camera was near.

  21. Fa Cube Itches

    Except this time she wasn’t being grossly overpaid for it.

  22. krisdylee

    I love this world we live in.

  23. Star Maker Machinery

    She needs to chill out with some blood drawings.

  24. TaiTai

    Now you know what Pete Doherty sees in her. They’re perfect for each other. That’s how she kicks his ass every day. It’s the Kate Moss Workout, coming soon to a video store near you, with a packet of blow attached.

  25. somedayshine

    she’s throwing karate kicks, hahaha this is fun.

  26. Shelley Bonnechance

    Did she borrow those great big white sneakers from Jerry Seinfeld? In, like, 1989?

  27. sid

    Well, let’s see if I can post. Never had a post banned, and I’m always getting delays…

    Here goes:

    “I love this world we live in.”

    Perfect.

    Ah, yes, all I can do is sit here and dream. IF ONLY some photog would belt her with his big fat fist.

    Ah….it’s hard to write when you’re worried about whether it gets posted….

    mmf…lemme try…

  28. sid

    WORKED!

    All right!

    “I love this world we live in.”

    Yeah……(sorry about the double, but it’s been a while for me)…a world where millions starve and a spoiled drug addict with no brains beats up people for taking a goddamned pic. I hope she falls down a flight of staris and dies. Useless cunt.

  29. Skip Smith

    Fuck this bullshit. We need more Paris Hilton updates.

  30. WTF

    I Fucked Her. The cocaine is so she can handle this big #%*&%*$!

  31. aims_25

    Pete is going to be mad when he realises she stole his stash.

  32. PrincessMuMu

    #9, when has she ever been pretty? She looks like fucking ET with an eating disorder.

  33. sweetcheeks

    You know, I’ve never had a bad thing to say about cocaine. That is, until I saw this:

    http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/kate_moss/junkie_love_an_update_20060525.php

    Fuckin’ A. It’s like that “Faces of Meth” site.

  34. BarbadoSlim

    Kate layeth the smacketh DOWNETH!!!!

    now, this I like.

    cocaine’s a hell of a drug.

  35. Uh, excuse me, miss, do you happen to have an extra can of “Whoop Ass” that I can borrow? I’ve got a Fight Club meeting tonight…

    What?! Cocaine?? Ah, screw you!!

  36. Dobbson

    More than ever, I really would like to go out partying with her. Providing she paid for bail and all that.

  37. boobiezmagee

    She has to chillax. Go snort some lines or blood paint with her equally insane bf.

  38. She’s going Tom Cruise on the world, except violent. Maybe we should send her to Iraq?

  39. Just too fabulous and the paparazzi won’t leave you alone? Never knew how to make your cell phone a Weapon of Fear?

    Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss show you how with their new Supermodel Defense Video! Go head to head with indentured servants and WIN! (Pills and bags of coke not included.)

    Bonus: If you call within the next 30 minutes, you’ll also receive a free instructional video on How To Kick Paparazzi Butt – Pint Size Musician Style, hosted by none other than Bjork!

  40. Dr.Rokter

    She fights like a girl.

  41. BarbadoSlim

    hahahaa that was gold Lala, I can even picture the parody commercial in my mind.

  42. Jacq

    Woah, Kate, lay off the PHP.

    #33 – Kate Moss’s face looks like a grizzled piece of chicken. The wonders of airbrushing…

  43. Cisi

    Bill Clinton is BACK! YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! Where have you been, baby?

  44. Jacq

    Judo CHOP!
    Judo KICK!

  45. BarbadoSlim

    She’s like an ANGRY 90 pound coke-enraged ball of elbows, fists and feet.

    like the tazmanian devil ….on coke.

  46. BarbadoSlim

    Oh, and next on Moss’ wanton march of destruction:

    Tokyo

    *cue stock footage of running japanese people*

  47. sweetcheeks

    Jacq — I thought she looked a lot like that lesbo serial killer Charlize Theron played in Monster, only — somehow — LESS attractive.

  48. j-man

    I LOVE that first picture of her throwing that kick! I can just imagine a; HI-YAH! These paparazzi must have patience too. I want to see one get pissed and just all out throwdown with a celeb and see how tough these celebs really are….

  49. sweetcheeks

    And for fuck’s sake, Kate, use some goddamn sunscreen!!! The last time I saw a face that weathered, it was on a homeless vet who’d passed out on the beach.

    He was wearing Paris Hilton’s belted swimming frock, too, which just made it all the worse.

  50. Some more pictures of this incident can be found here:

    http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/26/kate-moss-beats-up-the-paparazzi/

    The fact she looks like she is doing a super kick makes me laugh. She definately has Karate skills.

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