Kate Moss goes nuts on the paparazzi

May 25th, 2006 // 74 Comments

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Anybody can headbutt their assistant, but it takes a real supermodel to attack a complete stranger. Kate Moss recently lost it after seeing the paparazzi and started kicking them and going nuts on their equipment. If all it takes is a little cocaine to give a fragile skinny woman the power of a polar bear then I recommend they start handing the stuff out for free. Along with candy and maybe blowjobs.

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Comments (74)

  1. Lolo | May 25, 2006 at 8:04 pm

    First! I think I’ll go have some cocaine to celebrate

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  2. Big Daddy Cool | May 25, 2006 at 8:08 pm

    Argh. Second sucks.

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  3. viewaskewniverse | May 25, 2006 at 8:11 pm

    hahahah she one crazy bitch. I’d like to hang out her. And do some blow.

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  4. BSfan | May 25, 2006 at 8:12 pm

    I love that another guy took pictures of her kicking a guy who was taking pictures of her.

    Ummmmmm….. That’s good irony.

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  5. Lynette Carrington | May 25, 2006 at 8:13 pm

    Wow. And Kodak hired her to pitch their new camera in a series of television ads.

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  6. Bill Clinton | May 25, 2006 at 8:20 pm

    paparazzi season doesn’t open for another couple of weeks. I got my license yesterday and my quota is three.

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  7. cibby | May 25, 2006 at 8:37 pm

    ever see that video of her doing a photoshoot on coke? She’s jumping around like a freak, tearing up the set and banging her head on lights…

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  8. peelmeagrape | May 25, 2006 at 8:40 pm

    pete squirted some blood, the war is OONNNNN!!!!

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  9. Iambananas | May 25, 2006 at 8:52 pm

    Wow, there aren’t many posts on this one! Well, I guess that’s because no one cares about the druggie. I can’t believe she uses… it’s absolutely gross. It makes her not pretty!

    Like when someone attractive on fear factor eats a snail… kind of misses something after that, like cleanliness.

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  10. Junebug | May 25, 2006 at 8:53 pm

    She is lucky that anyone even cares who she is! She should have a cheeseburger and get lost.

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  11. libertarienne | May 25, 2006 at 9:06 pm

    …cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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  12. BSfan | May 25, 2006 at 9:07 pm

    9 I believe this has little posts because its wedged between two Paris Hilton articles. Her total attention grabbing whoreness sucks us in.

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  13. Lolo | May 25, 2006 at 9:41 pm

    There are so few posts because there are no nipples involved in this story.

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  14. BSfan | May 25, 2006 at 9:44 pm

    True…. true.

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  15. SparklingStarlet | May 25, 2006 at 10:17 pm

    This made me go LMFAO. Imagine going home to your wife and kids, all bloody and bedraggled, with your camera broken into a million pieces. And then you have to look your son in the eye and say “I got my ass kicked today. By a supermodel. A 90 pound, blonde haired, cocaine encrusted nose having, couture wearing, hip strutting, British accented SUPERMODEL.”

    Fuck.

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  16. Fa Cube Itches | May 25, 2006 at 10:35 pm

    God, just once I wanna see a paparazzo bounce a Leica or Nikkon off of some celeb’s head. I don’t have much use for the shutterbugs, but it would be outstanding to see a little blunt force trauma inflicted upon someone like Kate Moss.

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  17. Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 25, 2006 at 10:50 pm

    Been taking lessons from Pete Doherty? Maybe he’ll return the favor and kick you in the honeypot.

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  18. Spitfire7 | May 25, 2006 at 10:59 pm

    where the hell was this pic taken at? It looks like the back streets of some alley where drug dealers hang out….Oh…ok…forget it…

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  19. xAgonyxScenex | May 25, 2006 at 11:04 pm

    ugly infested whore on the loose…just like Paris

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  20. Ari | May 25, 2006 at 11:16 pm

    Isn’t it just fucking bizarre that a woman who gets her picture taken for a living, freaks out on the cameramen? You’d think she’d just start posing automatically when a camera was near.

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  21. Fa Cube Itches | May 25, 2006 at 11:20 pm

    Except this time she wasn’t being grossly overpaid for it.

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  22. krisdylee | May 25, 2006 at 11:21 pm

    I love this world we live in.

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  23. Star Maker Machinery | May 25, 2006 at 11:22 pm

    She needs to chill out with some blood drawings.

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  24. TaiTai | May 25, 2006 at 11:46 pm

    Now you know what Pete Doherty sees in her. They’re perfect for each other. That’s how she kicks his ass every day. It’s the Kate Moss Workout, coming soon to a video store near you, with a packet of blow attached.

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  25. somedayshine | May 25, 2006 at 11:48 pm

    she’s throwing karate kicks, hahaha this is fun.

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  26. Shelley Bonnechance | May 26, 2006 at 12:31 am

    Did she borrow those great big white sneakers from Jerry Seinfeld? In, like, 1989?

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  27. sid | May 26, 2006 at 12:39 am

    Well, let’s see if I can post. Never had a post banned, and I’m always getting delays…

    Here goes:

    “I love this world we live in.”

    Perfect.

    Ah, yes, all I can do is sit here and dream. IF ONLY some photog would belt her with his big fat fist.

    Ah….it’s hard to write when you’re worried about whether it gets posted….

    mmf…lemme try…

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  28. sid | May 26, 2006 at 12:42 am

    WORKED!

    All right!

    “I love this world we live in.”

    Yeah……(sorry about the double, but it’s been a while for me)…a world where millions starve and a spoiled drug addict with no brains beats up people for taking a goddamned pic. I hope she falls down a flight of staris and dies. Useless cunt.

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  29. Skip Smith | May 26, 2006 at 1:16 am

    Fuck this bullshit. We need more Paris Hilton updates.

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  30. WTF | May 26, 2006 at 2:05 am

    I Fucked Her. The cocaine is so she can handle this big #%*&%*$!

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  31. aims_25 | May 26, 2006 at 6:42 am

    Pete is going to be mad when he realises she stole his stash.

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  32. PrincessMuMu | May 26, 2006 at 8:29 am

    #9, when has she ever been pretty? She looks like fucking ET with an eating disorder.

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  33. sweetcheeks | May 26, 2006 at 8:48 am

    You know, I’ve never had a bad thing to say about cocaine. That is, until I saw this:

    http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/kate_moss/junkie_love_an_update_20060525.php

    Fuckin’ A. It’s like that “Faces of Meth” site.

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  34. BarbadoSlim | May 26, 2006 at 9:10 am

    Kate layeth the smacketh DOWNETH!!!!

    now, this I like.

    cocaine’s a hell of a drug.

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  35. Triumph Insult Dog | May 26, 2006 at 9:23 am

    Uh, excuse me, miss, do you happen to have an extra can of “Whoop Ass” that I can borrow? I’ve got a Fight Club meeting tonight…

    What?! Cocaine?? Ah, screw you!!

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  36. Dobbson | May 26, 2006 at 9:23 am

    More than ever, I really would like to go out partying with her. Providing she paid for bail and all that.

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  37. boobiezmagee | May 26, 2006 at 9:28 am

    She has to chillax. Go snort some lines or blood paint with her equally insane bf.

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  38. Agatha | May 26, 2006 at 9:32 am

    She’s going Tom Cruise on the world, except violent. Maybe we should send her to Iraq?

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  39. Lala | May 26, 2006 at 9:39 am

    Just too fabulous and the paparazzi won’t leave you alone? Never knew how to make your cell phone a Weapon of Fear?

    Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss show you how with their new Supermodel Defense Video! Go head to head with indentured servants and WIN! (Pills and bags of coke not included.)

    Bonus: If you call within the next 30 minutes, you’ll also receive a free instructional video on How To Kick Paparazzi Butt – Pint Size Musician Style, hosted by none other than Bjork!

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  40. Dr.Rokter | May 26, 2006 at 9:47 am

    She fights like a girl.

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  41. BarbadoSlim | May 26, 2006 at 9:56 am

    hahahaa that was gold Lala, I can even picture the parody commercial in my mind.

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  42. Jacq | May 26, 2006 at 10:02 am

    Woah, Kate, lay off the PHP.

    #33 – Kate Moss’s face looks like a grizzled piece of chicken. The wonders of airbrushing…

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  43. Cisi | May 26, 2006 at 10:02 am

    Bill Clinton is BACK! YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! Where have you been, baby?

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  44. Jacq | May 26, 2006 at 10:03 am

    Judo CHOP!
    Judo KICK!

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  45. BarbadoSlim | May 26, 2006 at 10:06 am

    She’s like an ANGRY 90 pound coke-enraged ball of elbows, fists and feet.

    like the tazmanian devil ….on coke.

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  46. BarbadoSlim | May 26, 2006 at 10:15 am

    Oh, and next on Moss’ wanton march of destruction:

    Tokyo

    *cue stock footage of running japanese people*

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  47. sweetcheeks | May 26, 2006 at 10:20 am

    Jacq — I thought she looked a lot like that lesbo serial killer Charlize Theron played in Monster, only — somehow — LESS attractive.

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  48. j-man | May 26, 2006 at 10:26 am

    I LOVE that first picture of her throwing that kick! I can just imagine a; HI-YAH! These paparazzi must have patience too. I want to see one get pissed and just all out throwdown with a celeb and see how tough these celebs really are….

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  49. sweetcheeks | May 26, 2006 at 10:28 am

    And for fuck’s sake, Kate, use some goddamn sunscreen!!! The last time I saw a face that weathered, it was on a homeless vet who’d passed out on the beach.

    He was wearing Paris Hilton’s belted swimming frock, too, which just made it all the worse.

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  50. Derek Hail | May 26, 2006 at 10:53 am

    Some more pictures of this incident can be found here:

    http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/26/kate-moss-beats-up-the-paparazzi/

    The fact she looks like she is doing a super kick makes me laugh. She definately has Karate skills.

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