Kate Moss goes back to being Kate Moss

Superficial / September 27, 2006

Kate Moss is officially back with Pete Doherty, and just as quickly as that happened are coming reports that she’s back to sniffing cocaine. She attended a Babyshambles concert last night in Ireland and was spotted with mysterious white blobs in her nose. Some witnesses speculate it was toothpaste or zit cream, but unless Kate was dropped as a child I’m pretty sure that’s not the case. I’ve got a friend who sniffs toothpaste, but he also wears a helmet to work and occasionally mistakes the mailbox for a doggy. And by work I of course mean the dumpster out back which he thinks is his office. It’s sad, but it’s also hilarious.