Kate Moss gets topless for V

August 31st, 2009 // 49 Comments

Sorry about the site outage, folks. I accidentally removed my towel in front of the server and it crashed itself out of awe and reverence. Welcome to my life. Anyway, here’s Kate Moss posing topless with some Gypsies for the October issue of V Magazine. And, look, I appreciate a bare breast as much as the next guy, but seeing Kate Moss’ nipples is getting a tad redundant. At this point, I’d probably be more aroused if she wore a bra. With a Christmas sweater. God, that’s erotic…

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version of breasts I could draw with my eyes closed.

Photos: V Magazine
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Comments (49)

  1. joblin | August 31, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    wow, never been first. nice titties

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  2. rock | August 31, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    they just had to tell her there’s plenty of crack afterwards, right?

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  3. romap@mac.com | August 31, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    #2. but of course dahling.

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  4. DB | August 31, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    Moo!

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  5. Spider_Jerusalem | August 31, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    Dear gods, first Madonna “defends” us, and now we have Kate Moss amongst us? *shakes head* the germans couldn’t get us, the rest of europe couldn’t either, but NOW we are severely boned

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  6. Mikey | August 31, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    I like to party with her. Snort coke, fuck, then snort some more, go clubbing. Stay up all night, meet Mick and Keith.

    It’s better to burn out than it is to fade away

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  7. Winter | August 31, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    I would snort coke with her any day.

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  8. v tard | August 31, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    I don’t get it. I don’t think she looks anything special. She is not photogenic.

    Look at pic #4. She’s got frickin’ wall-eye, looking to either edge of the photo.

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  9. Look at the tits, the vag, and the ass | August 31, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    #8, If you see this woman, and you find yourself looking at her eyes, we understand why you don’t get it: you are flaming homo.

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  10. LordAtama | August 31, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    She looks too fat to be on crack.

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  11. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | August 31, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    I would molest her with glee.

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  12. Disclosure | August 31, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    Naked hot chick in furs = I have a boner.

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  13. http://www.thefamousphere.com | August 31, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    Too bad her face and that cheeseburger gut she’s hiding don’t look as good as her tits.

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  14. wow | August 31, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Of all the tits posted on this site, people are actually praising these? Seriously?

    It looks like a fat, lopsided pancake. I’ll give her props for not getting fakes at least.

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  15. dough | August 31, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Wow. You know I have the same problem. Drop my towel and everything bows down in reverence. I’ve had two laptops start smoking cause I walked by naked.

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  16. 50 | August 31, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    yeah, i’m really unimpressed. i saw the link and got excited, but when i actually saw the pictures.. eh.

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  17. Wow | August 31, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Those are larger than I remember. See what happens to flat chests as you get older? Instead of “sag,” you get “nice and normal.” Bonus.

    Nice to see her happy and smiling again. She seems like a real up-beat sort of person. Who wouldn’t want to be her?

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  18. chupacabra | August 31, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    wow, they got on that “gypsies” thing quickly!

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  19. SkankyPanda | August 31, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    Wow, she does actually look hot here for once. Nice pics.

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  21. casualencounters.com/blog | August 31, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    Nice nipples, but let’s face it. She looks like a frumpy Mom these days.

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  22. Tracey | August 31, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    Kate has tiny nipples, but what I don’t get about this is am I supposed to want to buy the clothes she is wearing? I don’t think so, gypsies don’t smell good. The spread makes me think of the smell of wet wool, body odor and dirt. Not so sexy.

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  23. n | August 31, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    Wait, am I supposed to believe this is a photo shoot? Or is it just someone taking pictures of this crack hoe’s escapades? And anyone thinking of doin’ KM should take one look at Pete Doherty and remember they used to bone. **shudders**

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  24. wtf | August 31, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    wtf happend to the original superficial writer? Whoever is writing now blows. I come here for funny happy laugh time, the same stories can be found on 500 other shit stain whatever-in-the-fuck sites. You’ve lost the wit and humor of the original writing, but luckily made up for it with fucking giant katy perry advertisements everywhere. Bravo.

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  25. jacob | August 31, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    she’s never been anything special and i’m not shocked that these suck too. there was so much kate moss hype a while back and it was all over nothing.

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  26. chelsea | August 31, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    A bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.
    http://www.Sugarloves.Com
    The man who under 39 years old:do not click!!!

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  27. JeffNice | August 31, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    Definitely worth the clicks to get to it.

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  28. Sickitten | September 1, 2009 at 3:02 am

    There is a pic of her out there as a child and boy was she ugly. Her original nose was horrendous. If someone finds it can you send it on over to me? My page links here. Thanks.

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  29. Gypsies Suck | September 1, 2009 at 3:11 am

    She’d better hide that horse before the rest of them eat it.

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  30. MKV Converter for Mac | September 1, 2009 at 3:11 am

    The picture give me a surprise.

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  31. CM | September 1, 2009 at 9:15 am

    Fur sucks.

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  32. Ricki | September 1, 2009 at 9:51 am

    She takes awesome pics

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  33. All Women Stalker | September 1, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    These are awesome photos, actually. Kate still knows how to work the camera.

    -meream

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  34. Galtacticus | September 1, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    Is it going bad with her career? Or is this just a photo shoot?

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  35. Darth | September 1, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    Did she visit her ex Pete Doherty?

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  36. Rhialto | September 1, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    #35
    Looks like he forgot to mow the lawn for her visit.

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  38. c'mon | September 3, 2009 at 12:04 am

    posted like this was a surprise? kate moss has never been the type of model to hide her body. she is her body.

    you see tit in half her photos. get over it.

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  39. Em | September 3, 2009 at 9:59 am

    fuck kate moss for wearing all those animals. no creature deserves to die to clothe that beast. maybe someone could skin her and wear her instead

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  40. Lenny | September 4, 2009 at 7:54 am

    Nice to see that Kate’s still relevant.

    I am of course exclusively speaking of pic #1.

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  43. lavash | April 16, 2010 at 8:58 am

    This session is absolutely beautiful and the photos are very good. I love the gypsy atmosphere they have. Kate looks very good. Perfect!

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