Kate Moss gets fired

July 3rd, 2007 // 111 Comments

Kate Moss is being dropped by lingerie brand Agent Provocateur and her $1 million contract won’t be renewed when it expires next month. No specific reason was given, though they’re replacing her with a fresh face to represent their brand. And who can blame them? Sex is the last thing on my mind when I see Kate Moss’s face. The first is trying to locate as much garlic and holy water as possible. If you’re ever brushing your teeth in front of a mirror and you’re all alone, and then you turn around and suddenly there’s a person there who lifts up their cape and bites your neck, nine out of ten times it’s Kate Moss. True story.



  1. Hollywood Agent

    She really doesn’t photograph very well, which is very strange for a model. I once saw her, about 20 years ago, walking around Beverly Hills, and I thought she was much better looking in person. But then again, I was a child, so she must be like 60 now. In Hollywood once you hit 30 your career is over, and she is now considered geriatric by most.

  2. mmmm

    she has a pretty face. but her body makes me sick

  3. George

    To all you English Kate Moss Lovers —

    Have a Happy 4th of July from all of us in the United States of America!!!!

    It is really too bad that you can’t be here to celebrate with us, as we all know so little about your country, we don’t understand why you don’t celebrate the 4th of July in the UK.

    Stupid Limeys!!!!

  4. jrzmommy

    94–it was me.

  5. #103: Fuck off, you stupid flag-humping yank.

  6. Kate is really messed up. She sucks my ass whenever I want her to. She’s always been a whore, and a drug addict. You people don’t understand, in Europe, everyone is a whore and we will climb into bed with anyone, doesn’t matter to us. We are just a bunch of bed hoppers and that’s what we love. Amerians are better then us, we are just jealous of you. We all want to live in the land of the free.

  7. astella

    kate moss doesn’t give a damn.

    life to her, is one big joke and we’re the punchline for “not living it up”

  8. sammy

    omg please change it back. i can’t navigate this site OMG

  9. Janmichael Johnson

    Just a little reminder to everyone posting comments on here “HATING” ……. “Jealousy is a disease BITCH, GET WELL SOON!!”

  10. Sprmcandy

    I am with you Lucy in the sky, Kate is a Beautiful Gorgeous Lady. Her cunt drips with sweet sugar juice. I love Kate, she rocks the world. Go kate baby.

  11. Mick Russom

    Kate Moss. Talentless cunt who has done nothing for the world except make herself quite rich whoring her image to fucking morons.

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