Kate Moss gets fired

July 3rd, 2007 // 111 Comments
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Kate Moss is being dropped by lingerie brand Agent Provocateur and her $1 million contract won’t be renewed when it expires next month. No specific reason was given, though they’re replacing her with a fresh face to represent their brand. And who can blame them? Sex is the last thing on my mind when I see Kate Moss’s face. The first is trying to locate as much garlic and holy water as possible. If you’re ever brushing your teeth in front of a mirror and you’re all alone, and then you turn around and suddenly there’s a person there who lifts up their cape and bites your neck, nine out of ten times it’s Kate Moss. True story.

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  1. jrzmommy

    speaking of idiots….*cough* double post *cough cough*

  2. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands

    50 and the other bone structure freak……No, thank GOD, I have never seen America’s Next Top Whatever.

  3. Italian Stallion

    @43 & 44

    Definition of a pussy- Those who are to scared to crack on me with their real handle.

    Pussy……

  4. jrzmommy

    I just said you have good BONE structure….the asshat threw in the other shit.

  5. lambman

    41- good bone structure is pretty clear is a concept. It means your facial features are what photographers look for, there are certain things that make a person photograph well…and Kate has pretty much all of them.

    High cheek-bones: check
    Wide-set, large eyes: check
    Chisled nose: check
    broad mouth: check

    Have good bone structure and a tall, thin body is what is needed for a model. Flip open any fashion magazine and there are dozens of pictures of Kate looking great in photos…most people can’t do that.

  6. That's a Nice Gay Porn Name, btw (fits)

    Definition of pussies – those who ban people out of knee-knocking, pants-wetting, shivery girl-screaming fear (of being shown up as intellectually deficient…yet again).

  7. Italian Stallion

    @56 Still crying about that, huh? Now that’s a true pussy, faggot………

    P.S. I’m not a part of that anymore, cry to someone who gives a fuck………

  8. RichPort

    I see the trolls are still in cunt-troll…

  9. jrzmommy

    speaking of pussies…

  10. jrzmommy

    I know what it means, thanks for clearing it up for me John Casablancas. All I’m saying is that it’s fucking pretentious and fucking gay to be all, Oh she has the most AMAZING bone structure. Fuck you. Amazing bone structure to me is your tibia being connected to your fucking mandibula……and you can still get around. THAT is amazing bone structure.

  11. jrzmommy

    I wonder how I posted simultaneously….Oh I know how I did that…..#59 wasn’t me. Hey, Jrztroll, can you pay my bills for me, too?

  12. RichPort

    @56 – Dude, if you have something to say, post under your own name and say it. Because that wannabe-clever one time name shit is fucking lame. And I know Stallion, I’ve smacked bullshit fools with Stallion, Stallion is a friend of mine… and you are no Stallion.

  13. Actually 50 the girls from ATM all make horrible models. Tyra freaking sucks at casting.

  14. Own Name

    Sure thing, Rissy. And I loved how the poster boy for recycling material accused Ferret of plagiarism. Stop trying to lay down ridiculous commands and just go back to your safe playpen. Or braid your hair. Whatever.

  15. RichPort

    @64 – Who knows who the fuck you are, I can only thing of one of a few, but who ever you are, being you must be like shouting underwater… completely fucking useless.

    Jealousy… it’s what’s for dinner…

  16. Aren't Ferrets Weasels?

    cry me a river.

  17. RichPort

    Sounds like you do a great job of that on your own. You need to stop living in the past… it’s very unhealthy.

  18. Those anorexic Barbies for the teletubbies set weren’t moving thru Euro Disney as fast as the people at Pepsi had hoped. So Agent Provocateur gave up their market-friendly health-consciousness frontwoman.

  19. Sadachbia

    Wasn’t she pregnant or something? Did she miscarry? Looking at her body, I wouldn’t be surprised if she did.

  20. Italian Stallion

    @67 RichaRico, I was thinking the douche needs to get out and meet some real live people. Although they wouldn’t like him either…….

  21. Amazing Ferret Bones

    I have amazing bones.

  22. RichPort

    @70 – Italia, it’s just pathetic when people cry on their keyboards… especially when they claim to be men… sad, really. The Fish is dying slowly…

  23. jrzmommy

    She looks a little like Skanky Ang…..Skank’s cuter though. and more…. wholesome. ;)

  24. tatianalensky

    #21 and #22 = party on.
    Yes – true. Thats why she was “dropped”

    she’s the coolest chic around.

  25. schack

    #70 & #72, jesus, get a room already. i hate it when guys do their buddy-nickname thing. just suck each other off and be done with it, and spare us all the repressed homoerotic tension.

  26. Italian Stallion

    LOL @ 75, feeling left out are we? Fuck you……

  27. schack

    #76, you’re dumb and primitive, so clearly you’re the “man” in the relationship.

  28. Italian Stallion

    @77 Well then, who’s the man in your relationship? Considering you’re probably a chick with a dick. Ooops, I forgot you probably have never been in a relationship. Maybe you should get that 90 pound mole removed from your ass………..

  29. schack

    ummmm…yikes. i’ll check back when you’re on your game…

  30. charm

    I agree, she still looks good. She always will. Part of what makes her gorgeous is that she doesn’t look like every other supermodel.

  31. Lilly

    @79 You mean when you’re done rocking in a fetal position trying to come up with a comeback.

  32. Mick

    #21 is right. Kate wanted out of the contract with lingerie label Agent Provocateur after its owner Serena Rees ran off with Paul Simonon, bassist of rock band The Clash, who is married to one of Kate’s best friends. She wasn’t allowed out of contract so she waited till it ran out so she could leave. She wasn’t really fired

  33. RichPort

    schack is it? I would say blow me, but I wouldn’t want you pushing your mom out of the way to get to my dick, what with her in hospice and all.

  34. schack

    #81 – you’re right. that’s exactly what i have to do to remember what i said on the playground back in fourth grade.

  35. schack

    well i see summer school classes are done for the day…

  36. RichPort

    schack, are your jokes stuck in a fucking revolving door, or are you yet another lame incarnation of the same fucking moron?

  37. schack

    sorry, RichPort, but you’re a little too monomaniacal for my taste. good luck chasing your ghost through the threads, aided by your consigliere (your beloved stallion). or is he merely your concubine? truly, i don’t judge. good luck, fella!

    p.s. repeated swearing merely demonstrates a lack of vocabulary.

  38. the way her eyez R
    fucked up remindz
    me of qaw=zee=motto!\
    ????????????

  39. RichPort

    Is that so schack? Let me see… bitch ass pussy, suck my fucking enormous cock you fart knocking shitty smegma swallower. How’s that for limited

    Run along now…

    Oh, and it’z a zad fucking day when even kelLIE is more interezting than U…

  40. Texas Tranny

    Hey schack, how are you today?

  41. Richport,
    Your just pissed because I didn’t finish blowing you off the other day. It’s not my fault, you were making me sick and I had to puke. Please don’t be mad at me, I’ll make it up to you later, I promise.

  42. woodhorse

    you guys are very amusing today. I wonder if “Richard” is posting under another name what with all the references to “great bone structure”? Kate is an enigma: looks compelling in modeling photos but has saggy skin all over her legs and dark circles under her eyes.

  43. Bored Again

    meh. contracts come and go and where one drops out, ten more will come knocking so i’m sure she could give a shit. she is starting to look a little ropey though so i give her five years more at the outside

  44. hahahaha, BRILLIANT

    Whoever wrote the following:

    “I know what it means, thanks for clearing it up for me John Casablancas. All I’m saying is that it’s fucking pretentious and fucking gay to be all, Oh she has the most AMAZING bone structure. Fuck you. Amazing bone structure to me is your tibia being connected to your fucking mandibula……and you can still get around. THAT is amazing bone structure.”

    is an amazing motherfucker and brilliant.

    p.s. kate is a fugly anorexic 30 something year old with really bad taste in everything, including how she dresses…like a hippie BUM.

  45. You’re an idiot^^^.

  46. miss oblivious

    The bloom is DEFINETLY off the rose on this one. Guess putting mass quantities of drugs into your system doesn’t help. Oh, and having sex w/ some one like Pete whateverthefuckhisnameis douchebag.

  47. loci

    “If you’re ever brushing your teeth in front of a mirror and you’re all alone, and then you turn around and suddenly there’s a person there who lifts up their cape and bites your neck, nine out of ten times it’s Kate Moss”

    your humour is shit

  48. Kate rocks! All the haters are just jealous. Are you a supermodel? Have you dated Johnny Depp? She’s not the only famous person to have done drugs, she was just unfortunate enough to get caught.

    http://everythingjohnny.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/akm.jpg
    http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/KL/katemoss.jpg

    If this isn’t pretty could you please tell me what is?

  49. She was replace by a girl called “Daisey Lowe” , she’s a complete minger, face like a pig.

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