The Crown Prosecution Service announced today they wouldn’t prosecute Kate Moss over allegations she used cocaine at a London recording studio last year because they feel there’s not enough evidence for a likely conviction.
I guess the English legal system is just as inept as the American one. Even if the photos and videos weren’t enough, just the fact she used to go out with Pete Doherty should guarantee a conviction. I hear you get high just from being in a room with him for too long. But that might be because he injects you with stuff every time you look away.
superstar26 | June 15, 2006 at 2:04 pm
WHO CARES
Pepe Roni | June 15, 2006 at 2:07 pm
Her breasts apparently weren’t as lucky.
okiedoke | June 15, 2006 at 2:15 pm
WHO CARES x 2!!!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 15, 2006 at 2:17 pm
Is Kate Moss attractive? I can’t remember…
sharkbite | June 15, 2006 at 2:19 pm
I like how all these celebrities get away with illegal activities, but most people get caught with the very first one they do, regardless of how minor it is.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
krwlng54 | June 15, 2006 at 2:21 pm
Kate Moss in a RECORDING studio???…Ugh, that’s worse than her getting away with the cocaine use in the studio.
Swordman | June 15, 2006 at 2:23 pm
no surprise
jane's eyre | June 15, 2006 at 2:25 pm
She’s going to start losing her hair soon, getting super-skinny, her skin will turn ashy gray, and will start calling everyone “Precious”.
That’s my call.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 15, 2006 at 2:27 pm
8 – It’s nice to know she’ll remain the same.
Color me stoked | June 15, 2006 at 2:28 pm
So basically you think shes going to start calling everyone “precious”.
IFuckingHateYou | June 15, 2006 at 2:28 pm
I was looking forawrd to the “leaked” lesbian gang-bang prison video. Guess I’ll have to keep waiting.
N. Visible Man Jr. | June 15, 2006 at 2:32 pm
Just keep watching for the coked up supermodel lesbian gang bang then put a cut out of some prison bars on your screen. You won’t have long to wait.
spanglish | June 15, 2006 at 2:34 pm
What more evidence did they need? Couldn’t they ask her to take a pee test? She probably could have snorted right there in the courtroom and they wouldn’t have tried her.
I’m thinking that if you’d like to live a life of crime and get a way scott free that you first must become a celebrity/millionare and then it doesn’t matter how dumb you are or how much evidence you leave behind, you too can buy your way to freedom!
jane's eyre | June 15, 2006 at 2:35 pm
Yeah, I guess so. I guess so.
jFp | June 15, 2006 at 2:38 pm
I’m happy for her. She is way hot!
Some dirtbag ratted her out and it really isn’t anyone’s business what she does as long as she isn’t falling down acting like a fool in public. Alot of people have done coke…so what.
Everyone should be bad mouthing the rat that taped her.
jane's eyre | June 15, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Yay for the dirtbag!
ladyanjen | June 15, 2006 at 2:47 pm
See first posting.
A thousand times, word.
She’s made more money since the age of 14 than probably all of us posting on this site put together, and she is fucking good at her job. Who cares how? Why hate the beautiful for not being shackled? She’s been our staple Beautiful for a good 18 years now (if she’s 32). So I say, Well Handled, Kate. But I don’t care what you do or how you do it.
Craig & "em" | June 15, 2006 at 2:48 pm
(APPLAUSE) WELL DONE KATE!
I’ve always referred to her as “The Great HO-Dini”, but that’s because she gives magical BJ’s in the Mens Bathroom and also because when she see’s a line of cocaine, it’s like “now you see it…now you don’t”!
WOW…I’m proud to call her my customer…
I mean FRIEND!
tallcoolone | June 15, 2006 at 2:53 pm
WHO CARES x3
the mixerman | June 15, 2006 at 2:54 pm
if she did this in singapore, she’d be on death row. but since it’s the uk, she’s off scotfree. what a difference a locatio makes!
Fugurself | June 15, 2006 at 2:57 pm
#4, Is Kate attractive?
It would have to be 2 AM and the bars fixing to close.
And I would have to be very fucking drunk.
Drunker than I’ve ever been.
Yeah, in that State I’ll bend her over and give to her….
RhinebeckCowboy | June 15, 2006 at 2:59 pm
To morons like #13.
No she couldn’t take a peet test. All the evidence against was simply a film and pics of her snorting (ie several days old).
The reason the CPS dropped the case is that on film they could’nt tell if the drug was a Class A (like coke) or a lesser Class B drug. The issue was critical since, on conviction, possession of the two classes of drug carry different sentences.
So to all the fuck-wits who don’t understand how the law really works, this is what happens when you don’have a crime called “acting and looking stoned”.
Jacq | June 15, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Those two need to OD already.
jrzdaddy | June 15, 2006 at 3:05 pm
@22
I hope they don’t pass a law called “Acting Like Pussy”. You’d get the chair.
dominocat | June 15, 2006 at 3:14 pm
okay, I’m English and I can’t figure out our legal system. I mean, a paedo was given a life sentence, and got out after five years. We need a bit of anarchy, man.
Saucie | June 15, 2006 at 3:17 pm
Shouldn’t this story read “Kate Moss Escapes FROM prison. Kate Moss escaped from prison today using a schematic of the jail’s ventilation system tattooed on her cooch. It was an impressive display of said cooch, seeing how large our prison is.
In related news, Pete Doherty escaped from rehab today, although we’re not sure why he “escaped” since he was here of his own accord. He was seen picking up Moss in front of the prison gates in an old Jaguar convertible stuffed with painting canvasses and liquor bottles.
Their art gallery showing is set for July 1-3, 2006.
Fisher55 | June 15, 2006 at 3:20 pm
she escaped prison cuz the skinny twat can prolly fit right thru the bars
RichPort | June 15, 2006 at 3:27 pm
I came on to Kate Moss once but got turned away because I wasn’t willing to spray her with blood, share my coke, or sell pictures of her doing lines in popular nightclubs to help pay for her blossoming model glue addiction.
Spindoc | June 15, 2006 at 3:30 pm
They have a video of her chopping up coke she took out of her purse, passing it out and snorting it. Damn, what the fuck do you have to do in Britain to get arrested? Wear A French Football Jersey?
UNWASHEDMASSES | June 15, 2006 at 3:33 pm
What the article negelected to mention was that Kate will have to do 3 months of community service. She will spend it teaching young girls how best to cut and snort cocaine, how to find the beauty in everyone (even heroin addicted blood sprayers with abyssmal teeth) and how to make a career out of looking like Tilda Swinton’s less attractive sister.
limper | June 15, 2006 at 3:39 pm
From what I understand, Moss’ attorneys would have had any appealed any prison sentence in this case on the grounds that it would be cruel and unusual punishment for anyone to have to share a jail cell with Kate Moss. The Prosecutors decided one coke bust wasn’t worth a long court battle that they would likely have lost.
cleofatra | June 15, 2006 at 3:46 pm
I would go gay for Kate Moss..
BigJim | June 15, 2006 at 3:52 pm
#22:
Before you call someone a moron, perhaps you should determine if there really is such a thing as a “peet test.”
jane's eyre | June 15, 2006 at 4:03 pm
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I think that’s what they do to those ancient bogs, when they’re determining how old they are, their biological makeup, and to see what prehistoric animals/artifacts might be in them.
So I guess they should have given one of those, too.
BigJim | June 15, 2006 at 4:08 pm
Jane, I love you.
E-mail me.
HughJorganthethird | June 15, 2006 at 4:14 pm
This is only interesting if she blew the judge to get out of it, while he was wearing his funny english law wig of course
chanel_bear | June 15, 2006 at 5:00 pm
i wish i was a celebrity, because then i could do something like snort coke, while periodically taking time outs to beat #22 with my manolo blahnik strappy sandal, have the whole thing filmed, and have prosecutors throw the case out because they couldn’t tell whether or not it was a Class A Manolo Blahnik shoe i was beating them with, or a class B Jimmy Choo sandal. Because you know, the two carry very different sentences.
Spindoc | June 15, 2006 at 5:15 pm
#’s 30 and 31. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Thanks, You made my afternoon with those ones.
Iambananas | June 15, 2006 at 5:27 pm
Wow, she doesn’t go down for snorting, but Winona gets busted for accidentally putting some merchandise away. Where’s the justice?
Lindsay Lohan | June 15, 2006 at 5:33 pm
I take coke all the time and nobody has arrested me either.
Dr.Rokter | June 15, 2006 at 5:59 pm
They should have her do a public service commercial where people throw darts in her face. Because darts are sharp, and can be dangerous.
Darwin's Sister | June 15, 2006 at 7:03 pm
Crown Prosecution transcripts:
“Oy, do ya think we ought to press charges on this skank, Moss?”
“Moss? Nah, let the lass back out into society where she can be ridiculed for dating Pete Doherty.”
“Yer a cruel bastard, ain’t ya?”
BarbadoSlim | June 15, 2006 at 7:31 pm
What’s mindblowing is the fact that Kate is probably haulin’ around three or four pounds of blow at any time of the day for her personal use.
Nah, I’m probably exaggerating… it’s more like sixty pounds.
Spacedog | June 15, 2006 at 7:49 pm
Wonder how she celebrated?
I do think it’s bad ass that she kept it in a Faberge Egg. That’s pretty sweet.
DrunkBlogger | June 15, 2006 at 10:31 pm
Yeah, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty need to go away somewhere. They suck. Maybe the producers of “Lost” can pretend to cast them on the show, but instead of flying them to Hawaii, drop them off on some random abandoned island somewhere. To make them think they are really on the show, they can place little statues of the Virgin Mary with heroine in them on the island and a fake camera. That should be enough to fool those dumb ass pieces of shit.
HughJorganthethird | June 15, 2006 at 11:15 pm
Fuck off she kept her blow in a fabrege egg? well bitch has me beat. mine’s in my pocket…
Faye Valentine | June 16, 2006 at 2:04 am
Its disgusting how celebs are treated like royalty. Shit, even royalty doesnt get away with some of the shit they do.
Pete | June 16, 2006 at 11:48 am
Even if they had sent Kate Moss to prison, she would have gone free. The “Kate Moss” in that photo is clearly Johnny Depp. Strange, but I never noticed the striking resemblance until suddenly Kate could face prison time. My bet is he passed out on the floor, she injected him with heroin, and then they switched bodies.
ILikeBukkake | June 17, 2006 at 5:30 am
I dont really know her that well. But any picture I see of her will be blurred by shocking images of concensual Bukkake. I’m sorry, I just really like Bukkake.