You know what’s more entertaining than watching Kate Moss snort cocaine? Watching Kate Moss snort cocaine and then dance topless like a lunatic. And you know what’s even better than that? Watching Kate Moss lose her balance after dancing like an idiot and hit her head on a fan. I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for all this crap, but the best I can come up with is that either somebody paid her a lot of money to make a really bizarre porno movie, or she was coked out of her mind and felt jumping up and down while topless would be good for her public image.
Watch Kate Moss dancing topless (NSFW) [SHOWstudio - thanks Jake!]
Hmm. Looks like her money might be more wisely invested in a tit job rather than he nightly nose jobs.
Er, I love typos.
Make that “rather than the nightly nose jobs.”
That was like watching a drunken, coked up monkey dance around for a banana.
Cocaine must be great.
That really wasn’t dancing it was a epileptic seizure set to music.
Yikes.
Pity that the white stuff doesn’t improve Girlfriend’s sense of rhythm.
Has someone implanted an electrode in her ass, did she lose control of her central nervous system, or does she just truly move with that much lack of coordination? That’s the scariest thing I’ve seen since a Nick-at-Nite rerun of Tiny Tim I saw once as a child. You know, I’ve never taken off my shirt and jumped up and down in front of a mirror, so I never realized how silly it looks. Note to self: NEVER DO THIS. Of course, I actually HAVE breasts, so it would probably be uncomfortable for me. Between her black roots and man-boobs, I’m kinda losing my “supermodel” perspective at this point. Will someone please put her away before she tries dancing in public and hurts someone?
Its peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter coke time, cokey cokey coke time…
What’s wrong with dancing naked on a table? I hope nothing. Cause that’s what I’m doing at Thanksgiving dinner.
I thought coke just made you talk shit.
Please tell me this was before she went to rehab? Really, she’s so, like, not a supermodel in my eyes anymore. A sad day, a truly sad day.
haha god, she really can’t catch a break lately.
that’s hilarious though.
I usually start the day by doing a similar dance. Rock on Kate !!!
I thought topless, partially lucid supermodels and cocaine were a recipe for success. Maybe that’s just me watching Nip/Tuck though…
Oh lordie!! What the hell is so “super” about that. So much for Chanel giving her, her contract back. It’s time for retirement.
jajajajajajajajaja…non stop laughter…priceless!
Was that for real!? EW!
That was incredibly random. What was that FOR?
wait, this was before.. or AFTER rehab?
“wait, this was before.. or AFTER rehab?”
That is rehab, obviously you’ve never been.
Damn, Kate just can’t catch a break, these days, can she?
Not that this is bad, it’s enormously entertaining.
But what I want to know is who’s the idiot director who wanted her titless self to jump around?
oh my holy mother of love! this shit is awesome! this is seriously one of the greatest things i have watched in my entire life. no joke.
oh my GAWD! what a fucking joke.
I, for one, will never complain about seeing a half-naked woman dance around, regardless of her dancing skills or level of inebriation. Well, except if it’s mom.
I know she ain’t on coke now, let me first say. I would love to say coke doesn’t make you act like this . . . and it doesn’t! I agree with the poster above; it makes you talk shit not dance like you’re in mosh pit at a Mudvayne concert. She would have to be cracked out on something else . . . I’m gonna go with Redbull followed promptly by cystal meth.
Link doesn’t work!!
See the video here: http://www.maxim-magazine.co.uk/stupidfun/ videoclips/2665/celebrities.html or just google “kate moss dancing topless”
It looked as though it had been sped up, but apparently it wasn’t. Strangely amazing. That Kate Moss…
That was clearly a model shoot for some ad campaign. I’m not sure what the big “oh my gawd” deal is. She’s a model not a dancer, people. Get over the toxicity.
link didn’t work, but i was curious. Here’s a link that DOES work if you really want to see the vid.
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2754&rtn=index-topten
btw, that dance was HILARIOUS.
Looks like just a photoshoot. How do you think they get some of those windy action shots of happy supermodels??
That being said…
“Cocaine is a hell of a drug”- R. James
ok,ok…I have seen this spread like wildfire over the internet today. Just by coincidence, I am sure, no one has bothered to say what the video is really all about –
cause it is just more fun to kick a girl when she is down.
It’s part of the “Moving Fashion Project” for Showstudio. She interprets “Sheena is a punk rocker,” a Ramones song. As the Ramones were a punk band she decided to pogo. (pogoing is a punk dance where you jump up and down )
Jesus H Christ! I, for one, LOVED the bit where attempted to cover herself with red paper. Its almost like she has a mind of her own….
Kick her when she’s down? On the contrary, she looks about as “up” as anyone can be, short of cardiac arrest.
more proof that you can get any chick to do whatever you want as long as you have some coke. You all laugh, but i bet the guy who gave her those drugs had sex with her after. And judging by that dance routine, i bet it was fun as hell!!!
Honestly – such moves show your IQ – and i’m not someone who rants againts cocaine use ;) – she pretty well just might be stupid.
That girl needs to eat some pie so she doesn’t get fall over when someone near her sneezes.
Here’s another link that works: http://s38.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2P9C3QYCXNJ9E3E56BGQENWSF3
Another link:
http://rapidshare.de/files/8022041/kate_moss_400300.mov.html
This is a weird video.
That was too funny when she whacked her head on the fan. At least she’s a good sport. Whenever I jump around topless like a drunk monkey and half knock myself out I always feel foolish.
hi does anyone know the name of the song?
hell of a video
This video is awesome! You guys need to get a better outlook on life if you can’t enjoy someone having fun!
This video is awesome! You guys need to get a better outlook on life if you can’t enjoy someone having fun!