Kate Moss captures the Christmas spirit

@9 :::

i know who she is, you retard. i was cracking a joke because of the recent britney-mania going on lately….

going back under my rock now!

@21 FRIST Pete Moss only grows in the North

hmmm… so her new collection.. or “range” as the brits call it, only has a dress, a couple tops (if you can even call them that) and some shiny black heels and black tights. hmmm.

she was so much more interesting with that Pete guy. or maybe it was just the drugs.

FRIST – have you ever pen picked up by palm reading? Check out the link on #19. Any guy can pick up on you just by reading your palm. You didn’t know you were that easy did you???

your statement kind of makes sense…
“bonheur” is “happiness” in french.
i mean, it’s a fucking stretch, but i see where you were headed with it.

Different writer today? Hello, Shakespeare: Louisiana? come on.

Jimbo, I was wondering if anyone would get my peat moss joke.
I just finally clicked on the britney vag picture, how retarded. DO I have to click on chick crack too?
I have to pee.

FRIST – you can pass on the Chick crack link. unless you want to learn how to pick up on chicks by reading their palm!

How was the pee? Did everything come out OK?

^^^^^ This is the real deal.

Really Corpse fucking is gross

@30, Wow that was exciting! Girl butt crack. I can see Britney’s snatch on this site.

Take another look, #32. Ball game, beer…the ground in front of the girl…it’s a little sicker than you might think at first.

Everything came out fine, Jimbo, and thank you for asking.
Will this work ever end??????
Ok, I really need a drink, who’s buying?

Actually, let’s make Kate buy.

more nice photos here
http://e-channel.blogspot.com/2007/09/kate-moss-flashes-panties.html

@14 Good one!

@33 Pete – I know what she is doing, but all you see is a litle butt crack. Big deal.

FRIST – lets go. I am ready for a drink!!!!!

Jimbo #10 – In that final photo, enlarged, you should be able see her left areola and nipple very clearly ! =)

(Now all the straight males on here are scrambling, blowing up that final pic and whipping out their…..magnifying glasses. Yeah, that’s what I meant: Whipping out their magnifying glasses.)

ALL HAIL SATAN, LET US BE HIS MINIONS.

SHE LOOKS LIKE SATANETTE.

LEAVE YOUR ROOMMATE’S BONES IN A BOX OF LUCKY CHARMS?

THEN LISTEN TO THIS.

AND DON’T FORGET KIDS: DON’T rampage. STOP huffy THE MACE AND HAIL SATAN!!!!

http://www.shoutcast.com/sbin/shoutcast-playlist.pls?rn=505185&file=filename.pls

only SATAN LOVES YOU

we don’t celebrate HALLOWEEN in MEXICO

WE’D RATHER SELL you DRUGS

and LAUGH IN YOUR PATHETIC FACES

HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!

LONG LIVE SATAN!!!

ALL HAIL LORD SATAN, PATRON SAINT OF THE UNDERWORLD.

That is not Satanette — I have finer taste than that. I PRIDE myself on my taste, you know.

#14 is right, she looks like Bai Ling, and do you know how many Chinese prostitutes I already have down here? They are as plentiful as Corn-Nuts at a gas station convenience store.

I would prefer Lindsay Lohan but that bastard worm, Michael the Archangel has his eye on her too. We’ll see how that goes.

As soon as I get a toy, I get tired of it and smash its head on the ground.

I won’t say you should all worship me because you already do, whether you know it or not. Are you “spiritual but not religious”? HA! Pwned!

Ho, ho, ho, indeed, or more like crack ho ho ho. Actually she looks more heroin than crack.

(to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)

Herooooin, is she stickin? Crystal meth, she’ll be sniffin’. She’s strung out tonight, a crack ho in tights, smokin’ rocks and blowin’ ugly men.

I just came…

she doesnt look like that at all in real life…

i must be nice to have people think you’re a lot hotter than you really are

lookin like a tranny hooker

FRIST, Pete changed his name back to Doherty after he and Kate split up. He got tired of the lame jokes. Oh, wait, we can still make lame jokes about him.

Can’t think of anything funny to say about Kate. Probably could come up with something if I had five more cups of coffee to get my caffeine buzz going again. Lamely, my only comment is that blonde isn’t her color.

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FREE KATIE HOLMES!

#46, yes, it is nice, alex. Yes, it is. But such a burden, too.

Damn she cleans up nice! Her last line sold out in like an hour

Hmmm… heroin chic
Does Kate’s lips look larger than normal to you? And i dont see a nipple?

I thought twigs were meant for autumn only.

Is she from Skankakee, Illinois

She can do Gorilla fingers off my dick anytime she wants……………………..

My heroin :D

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2274084

Marcelo

what has any of that got to do with christmas?

I guess snow or a christmas tree would be too cheesy?

she is ugly and old. She doesn’t look like her usual self here, in fact i didn’t recognise her at all. But the strange thing is she still looks ugly and old, just with even worse hair than usual.

I dunno, I think she looks pretty good in these pics. But what do I know, I’ve been looking at Britney’s ugly ass for 3 days…

“in the mirror”

fixed.

Shorty, skinny, drug addict… I don’t even know why she’s a super model!! skanky skanky you..

These pics make me want to do coke!

Man, I don’t care about Kate’s problems. I don’t care about her cocaine abuse. Fuck, I don’t even care about the fact that she has a kid. And that’s saying quite a lot considering that I absolutely loathe children. My point is, I just wanna bury my face in Kate Moss’ british asscheeks. I do enjoy all of the gracious nudes that she’s alloted us all. God bless the queen! And drugs.

The last picture looks like one of those escort advertisement cards they hand out on the vegas strip

There’s a cracked out ho on the corner of Ashby & 7th who looks just like this. Oh wait…. nah, she’s looks better than this.

I think I’ll wear that last one to my family’s Christmas Eve party, it totally caputures the holiday spirit

It’s the Nightmare before Christmas LOL!!
made myself laugh … sad.

so, in other words…..

SLUT CAKE.

I kinda like her.

If only Brit could photograph this well.

I Didn’t know she had buck-teeth until I saw pic 1.

I can’t believe people actually find that attractive… she is sickly and disgusting. Why is she still working? She is clearly NOT a role model for anyone… cokehead bitch.

skinny does not equal sexy… neither does that nasty black eyeliner

ttyl

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the flat,
not a spoon was unburnt, not even the soup ladel