Kate Moss captures the Christmas spirit

October 11th, 2007 // 105 Comments

Kate Moss is premiering her new Christmas clothing line, or “range” as the Brits call it, in the latest issue of i-D magazine. I must say, after seeing Kate model these clothes, she really knows how to put the boner in Happy Holidays. That statement doesn’t make any sense, but at this point I’m just ogling Kate’s Christmas miracle and typing random words potato salad hippopotamus Louisiana Purchase…

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Comments (105)

  1. max | October 11, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    first

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  2. iffy | October 11, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    nipple!

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  3. max | October 11, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    I want to fuck her!!!

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  4. freakwad | October 11, 2007 at 4:36 pm

    who?

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  5. cookie monsta | October 11, 2007 at 4:37 pm

    and I thought heroin chic was sooooo passe!!!

    Have a feed instead of your next line skank ,,,,

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  6. hollyj | October 11, 2007 at 4:39 pm

    Is it just me or does she have an extraordinarily large areola for her boob size? Looks like a pink turkey platter.

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  7. Jimbo | October 11, 2007 at 4:43 pm

    It is better than Britney

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  8. Jas | October 11, 2007 at 4:43 pm

    Yay! She’s pretty again! Pete Doherty was making her ugly.

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  9. Guy | October 11, 2007 at 4:43 pm

    &4

    Are you kidding? Get back under you rock…

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  10. Jimbo | October 11, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    Holly, I only see areola in the first pic and they look kind of small

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  11. MrSemprini | October 11, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    She’s awfully thin. Won’t she, like, split if you have sex with her? Unless you’re, like, a pencil… I’m not. People are always asking me if that’s a Foster’s in my pants

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  12. Bigheadmike | October 11, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    Shes Puuurrrrty!!!

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  13. Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day | October 11, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    The ghost of Christmas has been.

    Fucking dirty untoned scuzzie filthy little drug addict. I HATE this woman and I feel SO sorry for her daughter.

    She’s is utterly fucking repulsive.

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  14. swan | October 11, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    she looka like bai ling

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  15. kitty_kat | October 11, 2007 at 4:49 pm

    Fish, if Kate Moss is enough to give you a boner, you are seriously desperate.

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  16. Jerrod | October 11, 2007 at 4:52 pm

    Over the hill stupor models showing too much skin… me have no sexy time for quite a while.

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  17. McQueen | October 11, 2007 at 4:56 pm

    Nipple? I dont see any nipples. Maybe I just don’t know where to look because I can’t find her boobs…. Wait, does she even have boobs?

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  18. PunkA | October 11, 2007 at 4:57 pm

    Washed Up, Washed Out. Gross. Go away already.

    Why are British models like she and Twiggy so NOT hot??

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  19. Chick Crack | October 11, 2007 at 5:04 pm

    I’d do her provided she was dipped in alcohol first to kill any germs.

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  20. one of youse guyz | October 11, 2007 at 5:12 pm

    She’s too skinny! Britney’s too fat. Attractive is somewhere in the middle, like Hilary Duff, except she looks like a boy and has no talent. Yessir allrighty then, there’s definitely something wrong with everybody. else.

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  21. FRIST!!! | October 11, 2007 at 5:16 pm

    Whatever happened to Pete Moss?

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  22. freakwad | October 11, 2007 at 5:17 pm

    @9 :::

    i know who she is, you retard. i was cracking a joke because of the recent britney-mania going on lately….

    going back under my rock now!

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  23. Jimbo | October 11, 2007 at 5:26 pm

    @21 FRIST Pete Moss only grows in the North

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  24. lil princess | October 11, 2007 at 5:29 pm

    hmmm… so her new collection.. or “range” as the brits call it, only has a dress, a couple tops (if you can even call them that) and some shiny black heels and black tights. hmmm.

    she was so much more interesting with that Pete guy. or maybe it was just the drugs.

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  25. Jimbo | October 11, 2007 at 5:32 pm

    FRIST – have you ever pen picked up by palm reading? Check out the link on #19. Any guy can pick up on you just by reading your palm. You didn’t know you were that easy did you???

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  26. joe | October 11, 2007 at 5:33 pm

    your statement kind of makes sense…
    “bonheur” is “happiness” in french.
    i mean, it’s a fucking stretch, but i see where you were headed with it.

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  27. cadd | October 11, 2007 at 5:37 pm

    Different writer today? Hello, Shakespeare: Louisiana? come on.

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  28. FRIST!!! | October 11, 2007 at 5:39 pm

    Jimbo, I was wondering if anyone would get my peat moss joke.
    I just finally clicked on the britney vag picture, how retarded. DO I have to click on chick crack too?
    I have to pee.

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  29. Jimbo | October 11, 2007 at 5:44 pm

    FRIST – you can pass on the Chick crack link. unless you want to learn how to pick up on chicks by reading their palm!

    How was the pee? Did everything come out OK?

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  30. Real Chick Crack | October 11, 2007 at 5:48 pm

    ^^^^^ This is the real deal.

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  31. Doesn't LIke Corpse Fucking | October 11, 2007 at 5:58 pm

    Really Corpse fucking is gross

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  32. Jimbo | October 11, 2007 at 6:10 pm

    @30, Wow that was exciting! Girl butt crack. I can see Britney’s snatch on this site.

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  33. Pete | October 11, 2007 at 6:31 pm

    Take another look, #32. Ball game, beer…the ground in front of the girl…it’s a little sicker than you might think at first.

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  34. FRIST!!! | October 11, 2007 at 6:31 pm

    Everything came out fine, Jimbo, and thank you for asking.
    Will this work ever end??????
    Ok, I really need a drink, who’s buying?

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  35. FRIST!!! | October 11, 2007 at 6:32 pm

    Actually, let’s make Kate buy.

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  36. Kj malc | October 11, 2007 at 6:33 pm
  37. Auntie Kryst | October 11, 2007 at 6:34 pm

    @14 Good one!

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  38. Jimbo | October 11, 2007 at 6:35 pm

    @33 Pete – I know what she is doing, but all you see is a litle butt crack. Big deal.

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  39. Jimbo | October 11, 2007 at 6:35 pm

    FRIST – lets go. I am ready for a drink!!!!!

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  40. hollyj | October 11, 2007 at 6:49 pm

    Jimbo #10 – In that final photo, enlarged, you should be able see her left areola and nipple very clearly ! =)

    (Now all the straight males on here are scrambling, blowing up that final pic and whipping out their…..magnifying glasses. Yeah, that’s what I meant: Whipping out their magnifying glasses.)

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  41. Veck | October 11, 2007 at 6:58 pm

    ALL HAIL SATAN, LET US BE HIS MINIONS.

    SHE LOOKS LIKE SATANETTE.

    LEAVE YOUR ROOMMATE’S BONES IN A BOX OF LUCKY CHARMS?

    THEN LISTEN TO THIS.

    AND DON’T FORGET KIDS: DON’T rampage. STOP huffy THE MACE AND HAIL SATAN!!!!

    http://www.shoutcast.com/sbin/shoutcast-playlist.pls?rn=505185&file=filename.pls

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  42. Veck | October 11, 2007 at 7:03 pm

    only SATAN LOVES YOU

    we don’t celebrate HALLOWEEN in MEXICO

    WE’D RATHER SELL you DRUGS

    and LAUGH IN YOUR PATHETIC FACES

    HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!

    LONG LIVE SATAN!!!

    ALL HAIL LORD SATAN, PATRON SAINT OF THE UNDERWORLD.

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  43. Satan, King of the Fallen Angels, A.K.A. Lucifer | October 11, 2007 at 7:17 pm

    That is not Satanette — I have finer taste than that. I PRIDE myself on my taste, you know.

    #14 is right, she looks like Bai Ling, and do you know how many Chinese prostitutes I already have down here? They are as plentiful as Corn-Nuts at a gas station convenience store.

    I would prefer Lindsay Lohan but that bastard worm, Michael the Archangel has his eye on her too. We’ll see how that goes.

    As soon as I get a toy, I get tired of it and smash its head on the ground.

    I won’t say you should all worship me because you already do, whether you know it or not. Are you “spiritual but not religious”? HA! Pwned!

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  44. iburl | October 11, 2007 at 7:36 pm

    Ho, ho, ho, indeed, or more like crack ho ho ho. Actually she looks more heroin than crack.

    (to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)

    Herooooin, is she stickin? Crystal meth, she’ll be sniffin’. She’s strung out tonight, a crack ho in tights, smokin’ rocks and blowin’ ugly men.

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  45. Paul Aaron | October 11, 2007 at 7:43 pm

    I just came…

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  46. alex | October 11, 2007 at 7:56 pm

    she doesnt look like that at all in real life…

    i must be nice to have people think you’re a lot hotter than you really are

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  47. zane | October 11, 2007 at 8:07 pm

    lookin like a tranny hooker

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  48. BunnyButt | October 11, 2007 at 8:14 pm

    FRIST, Pete changed his name back to Doherty after he and Kate split up. He got tired of the lame jokes. Oh, wait, we can still make lame jokes about him.

    Can’t think of anything funny to say about Kate. Probably could come up with something if I had five more cups of coffee to get my caffeine buzz going again. Lamely, my only comment is that blonde isn’t her color.

    ——————————–
    FREE KATIE HOLMES!

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  49. BunnyButt | October 11, 2007 at 8:15 pm

    #46, yes, it is nice, alex. Yes, it is. But such a burden, too.

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  50. jacknasty | October 11, 2007 at 8:28 pm

    Damn she cleans up nice! Her last line sold out in like an hour

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