Kate Moss captures the Christmas spirit

October 11th, 2007 // 105 Comments

Kate Moss is premiering her new Christmas clothing line, or “range” as the Brits call it, in the latest issue of i-D magazine. I must say, after seeing Kate model these clothes, she really knows how to put the boner in Happy Holidays. That statement doesn’t make any sense, but at this point I’m just ogling Kate’s Christmas miracle and typing random words potato salad hippopotamus Louisiana Purchase…

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  1. freakwad

    @9 :::

    i know who she is, you retard. i was cracking a joke because of the recent britney-mania going on lately….

    going back under my rock now!

  2. @21 FRIST Pete Moss only grows in the North

  3. lil princess

    hmmm… so her new collection.. or “range” as the brits call it, only has a dress, a couple tops (if you can even call them that) and some shiny black heels and black tights. hmmm.

    she was so much more interesting with that Pete guy. or maybe it was just the drugs.

  4. FRIST – have you ever pen picked up by palm reading? Check out the link on #19. Any guy can pick up on you just by reading your palm. You didn’t know you were that easy did you???

  5. joe

    your statement kind of makes sense…
    “bonheur” is “happiness” in french.
    i mean, it’s a fucking stretch, but i see where you were headed with it.

  6. cadd

    Different writer today? Hello, Shakespeare: Louisiana? come on.

  7. Jimbo, I was wondering if anyone would get my peat moss joke.
    I just finally clicked on the britney vag picture, how retarded. DO I have to click on chick crack too?
    I have to pee.

  8. FRIST – you can pass on the Chick crack link. unless you want to learn how to pick up on chicks by reading their palm!

    How was the pee? Did everything come out OK?

  9. ^^^^^ This is the real deal.

  10. Doesn't LIke Corpse Fucking

    Really Corpse fucking is gross

  11. @30, Wow that was exciting! Girl butt crack. I can see Britney’s snatch on this site.

  12. Pete

    Take another look, #32. Ball game, beer…the ground in front of the girl…it’s a little sicker than you might think at first.

  13. Everything came out fine, Jimbo, and thank you for asking.
    Will this work ever end??????
    Ok, I really need a drink, who’s buying?

  14. Actually, let’s make Kate buy.

  15. Auntie Kryst

    @14 Good one!

  16. @33 Pete – I know what she is doing, but all you see is a litle butt crack. Big deal.

  17. FRIST – lets go. I am ready for a drink!!!!!

  18. Jimbo #10 – In that final photo, enlarged, you should be able see her left areola and nipple very clearly ! =)

    (Now all the straight males on here are scrambling, blowing up that final pic and whipping out their…..magnifying glasses. Yeah, that’s what I meant: Whipping out their magnifying glasses.)

  19. Veck

    ALL HAIL SATAN, LET US BE HIS MINIONS.

    SHE LOOKS LIKE SATANETTE.

    LEAVE YOUR ROOMMATE’S BONES IN A BOX OF LUCKY CHARMS?

    THEN LISTEN TO THIS.

    AND DON’T FORGET KIDS: DON’T rampage. STOP huffy THE MACE AND HAIL SATAN!!!!

    http://www.shoutcast.com/sbin/shoutcast-playlist.pls?rn=505185&file=filename.pls

  20. Veck

    only SATAN LOVES YOU

    we don’t celebrate HALLOWEEN in MEXICO

    WE’D RATHER SELL you DRUGS

    and LAUGH IN YOUR PATHETIC FACES

    HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!

    LONG LIVE SATAN!!!

    ALL HAIL LORD SATAN, PATRON SAINT OF THE UNDERWORLD.

  21. Satan, King of the Fallen Angels, A.K.A. Lucifer

    That is not Satanette — I have finer taste than that. I PRIDE myself on my taste, you know.

    #14 is right, she looks like Bai Ling, and do you know how many Chinese prostitutes I already have down here? They are as plentiful as Corn-Nuts at a gas station convenience store.

    I would prefer Lindsay Lohan but that bastard worm, Michael the Archangel has his eye on her too. We’ll see how that goes.

    As soon as I get a toy, I get tired of it and smash its head on the ground.

    I won’t say you should all worship me because you already do, whether you know it or not. Are you “spiritual but not religious”? HA! Pwned!

  22. iburl

    Ho, ho, ho, indeed, or more like crack ho ho ho. Actually she looks more heroin than crack.

    (to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)

    Herooooin, is she stickin? Crystal meth, she’ll be sniffin’. She’s strung out tonight, a crack ho in tights, smokin’ rocks and blowin’ ugly men.

  23. Paul Aaron

    I just came…

  24. alex

    she doesnt look like that at all in real life…

    i must be nice to have people think you’re a lot hotter than you really are

  25. zane

    lookin like a tranny hooker

  26. BunnyButt

    FRIST, Pete changed his name back to Doherty after he and Kate split up. He got tired of the lame jokes. Oh, wait, we can still make lame jokes about him.

    Can’t think of anything funny to say about Kate. Probably could come up with something if I had five more cups of coffee to get my caffeine buzz going again. Lamely, my only comment is that blonde isn’t her color.

    ——————————–
    FREE KATIE HOLMES!

  27. BunnyButt

    #46, yes, it is nice, alex. Yes, it is. But such a burden, too.

  28. jacknasty

    Damn she cleans up nice! Her last line sold out in like an hour

  29. kristina

    Hmmm… heroin chic
    Does Kate’s lips look larger than normal to you? And i dont see a nipple?

  30. lg

    I thought twigs were meant for autumn only.

  31. StEvec

    Is she from Skankakee, Illinois

  32. Italian Stallion

    She can do Gorilla fingers off my dick anytime she wants……………………..

  33. bee

    what has any of that got to do with christmas?

    I guess snow or a christmas tree would be too cheesy?

    she is ugly and old. She doesn’t look like her usual self here, in fact i didn’t recognise her at all. But the strange thing is she still looks ugly and old, just with even worse hair than usual.

  34. I dunno, I think she looks pretty good in these pics. But what do I know, I’ve been looking at Britney’s ugly ass for 3 days…

  35. helper

    “in the mirror”

    fixed.

  36. Ascil

    Shorty, skinny, drug addict… I don’t even know why she’s a super model!! skanky skanky you..

  37. unicornzrawk

    These pics make me want to do coke!

  38. Dick Richards

    Man, I don’t care about Kate’s problems. I don’t care about her cocaine abuse. Fuck, I don’t even care about the fact that she has a kid. And that’s saying quite a lot considering that I absolutely loathe children. My point is, I just wanna bury my face in Kate Moss’ british asscheeks. I do enjoy all of the gracious nudes that she’s alloted us all. God bless the queen! And drugs.

  39. Mitten

    The last picture looks like one of those escort advertisement cards they hand out on the vegas strip

  40. Ript1&0

    There’s a cracked out ho on the corner of Ashby & 7th who looks just like this. Oh wait…. nah, she’s looks better than this.

  41. no1justminda

    I think I’ll wear that last one to my family’s Christmas Eve party, it totally caputures the holiday spirit

  42. Lindsay

    It’s the Nightmare before Christmas LOL!!
    made myself laugh … sad.

  43. R02DAWLS

    so, in other words…..

    SLUT CAKE.

  44. IWONKY

    I kinda like her.

  45. IWONKY

    If only Brit could photograph this well.

  46. surfsupbitch

    I Didn’t know she had buck-teeth until I saw pic 1.

  47. hater-ade

    I can’t believe people actually find that attractive… she is sickly and disgusting. Why is she still working? She is clearly NOT a role model for anyone… cokehead bitch.

    skinny does not equal sexy… neither does that nasty black eyeliner

    ttyl

  48. Doomhammer

    Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the flat,
    not a spoon was unburnt, not even the soup ladel

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