Kate Moss at the Costume Institute Gala

May 2nd, 2006 // 81 Comments
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It’s difficult to believe Kate Moss actually used to date Pete Doherty. It’s like trying to picture a beautiful mermaid falling in love with a toothless hermit that lives by the sea. Only the hermit gets arrested ever other day and occasionally draws blood from strangers that pass out in his kitchen.


  1. I can see it. She’s actually not that hot in my book. Sure she has a nice body but her face isn’t her best feature at all.

  2. P.S.

    her face reminds me of an alien

  3. Iambananas

    Fifty third!

  4. Iambananas

    xAgonyxScenex… She has a nice body? She has no butt and no hips and no boobs… she has a body full of “no’s”.

  5. Mr. Fritz

    Wow, she actually looks human in this photo. But, to call her a beautiful mermaid is stretching it. Hey, Pete Doherty just turned 27 this year. Jim Morrison, Janice Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, and Brian Jones are waiting for him. However, he won’t be entering their section of heaven. He’ll be with the dude from Milli Vanilli.

  6. newbondsux

    i hear it’s pretty damn hot in Kurt Cobain’s “section of Heaven”

  7. radio4play

    she’s pretty

  8. Mr. Fritz

    #56, yeah, you’re probably right. Although according to Catholicism, he would be in limbo.

  9. Sheesh! how many times do i say it. Useless Things is NOT me! Mateo is an ex-boyfriend, I just link his site with my name.

    If I linked my name with Microsoft’s website, would that undeniably make me Bill Gates?

  10. TrannyGranny

    Indiana bones and the temple of poon
    Episode III, revenge of the Dick
    Poke-a-hot-ass
    south pork, season 69
    Bring it on….from behind
    brokeback mountain
    Schindlers Fist: Fucking Jews
    hairy pothead and the sorceror’s stoned
    hairy pooter and the dork prince
    alice in penisland

  11. Charlaurz McHall

    Juranal Park and Jurassic Porkare classics of the prehistoric porn genre.
    http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

  12. She’s so beautiful to emphasize work the architechte which with rebuilt its nose???

    http://www.lezlife.com

  13. squidtits

    There’s something kind of nasty looking about her pointy little nose.

  14. stillstandingby

    Posted by MeganHarris on May 2, 2006 07:40 PM

    Sheesh! how many times do i say it. Useless Things is NOT me!

    not that i’m in any position to say anything and expect people to give a rat’s ass but, meganharris, this was the first and only time i’ve EVER “heard” you deny having a penis…….so, uh, maybe you should deny it more? or, better yet, shut up

  15. krisdylee

    Fuck right off MeganHarris.

  16. sherry-co

    #60 and the rest of you…so nice to see your true maturity…Bunch of LOSERS! Good GOD! pray to him, who knows maybe its not too late to get a life!!

  17. HollyJ

    You can take the world’s dirtiest street whore, give her some money, dress her up in Versace, and groom her to look like a President’s wife.

    It’s a fucking delusion. Kate will always be classless, no matter how nicely her hair is done.

  18. sherry-co

    oh and you know what “claay” is Holly?? for some reason I highly doubt you have any idea what it means to have “class” you along with the rest of this room..

  19. HollyJ

    Sherry-Co ranting that others can’t recognize class is like Anna-Nicole Simpson going off on Stephen Hawking for not knowing enough about space physics.

    It’s pleasantly entertaining for those that get the irony.

  20. newbondsux

    well then, provided she has no penis, Megan Harris – I love you

  21. sherry-co

    Holly are you for REAL!! What a stupid bitch…maybe you should get your celebrity names correct before using them in your post. That would be Anna Nicole SMITH-not SIMPSON…and everytime you post it is pleasantly entertaining to read what an ass you are making of yourself….get your facts straight..maybe that is the first place for you to start…what a loser!

  22. newbondsux

    hey sherry-co – what is your purpose here…if you’ve ever read a post in this place, you realize the purpose is to dig, scrape, poke and be as cruel as possible. To come in and call everyone immature and classless is silly – and the whole freakin point of the site…classless and immature is an aspiration here, you humorless bimbo. I’m pretty sure there is a frumpy housewives in depression chatroom on aol if you’re looking for a peer group.

  23. #54

    after better research I had to burn my eyes for thinking she had a decent body.

  24. UCSD

    sherry-co, lick my scrotum. Honestly, get outta here.

  25. CancerNipples

    Um, anyone who has seen this girl’s teeth would never dare to call her beautiful.

    Skinny and devoid of fat? Yeah. Good skin? Sure.

    But beautiful? I’m sorry, her grill is completely fucking busted and that is just hideous to me.

  26. prideofchucky

    All these movie themed porno titles and no one has mentioned “Snatch Adams”? Curious…

  27. flirty_girl15

    she looks pretty there… brb gotta snort some coccaine

  28. yeeguy

    Just to put a fine point on the Kate vs. Pete comparo:

    http://img.web.de/c/00/5B/B4/50.420

  29. gogoboots

    She looks pretty…it’s been awhile I’ve seen her looking like this, usually she looks like a bum or something…

  30. Alison Tuck

    oh yeh, you “feel” sorry for the beauty that tragically fell for someone who didn’t have what you have to offer such a “nice piece of ass”. Aww. Hey guess what, I don’t believe Kate Moss really cares.

  31. She looks purrdy here. Ha! take that jealous bitches.

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