It’s difficult to believe Kate Moss actually used to date Pete Doherty. It’s like trying to picture a beautiful mermaid falling in love with a toothless hermit that lives by the sea. Only the hermit gets arrested ever other day and occasionally draws blood from strangers that pass out in his kitchen.
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Akapee | May 2, 2006 at 3:46 pm
First?
TheHappyRobot | May 2, 2006 at 3:46 pm
second?!
Akapee | May 2, 2006 at 3:46 pm
Damn, I finally got first. OK, so Kate is a nice piece of ass….which reminds me…Tom Cruise loves the cock!!
downshine | May 2, 2006 at 3:50 pm
shit! when am i ever going to be first…
kate looks pretty here, a little old though. shes like 40 now isnt she?
radio4play | May 2, 2006 at 3:50 pm
First!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jenangelcat | May 2, 2006 at 3:51 pm
1,235th
ha!
radio4play | May 2, 2006 at 3:51 pm
@3 damn right…you suck, only cause you got first otherwise I wouldn’t know
Spacedog | May 2, 2006 at 3:52 pm
You can’t see it in this picture, but she’s locked in on some dude chopping rails nearby, frantically trying to get through the crowd…
sharkbite | May 2, 2006 at 3:52 pm
Doherty should have spent more time counting his lucky stars rather than snorting coke.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
sweetcheeks | May 2, 2006 at 3:53 pm
So this is news? Didn’t anyone read about Lindsay Lohan breaking a bottle Wild Turkey over Mischa Barton’s head and then taking a dump in her purse?
BigJim | May 2, 2006 at 3:53 pm
A beautiful mermaid? What the hell? Oh, yeah, she was in that porno I rented called “The Little Sperm Maid”.
Or was it “Indy-Anal Jones and the Temple of Poon”?
Maybe it was “Grinding Nemo.”
Well, what I really wanted to say is, I just like porn.
Diana | May 2, 2006 at 3:54 pm
Apparantly coke keeps you really thin and your skin looking great. I will have to get on that.
Where the hell did she get those earrings? I love them.
TCLTC
andrewthezeppo | May 2, 2006 at 3:55 pm
This post is lame as MI-III
Italian Stallion | May 2, 2006 at 3:56 pm
Now thats a girl to shoot up for in life…..I mean shoot for in life……..I mean shoot period……..
sweetcheeks | May 2, 2006 at 3:58 pm
I recommend a regiment of cocaine and nicotine for really radiant skin. That, and the saliva of a toothless singing hobo.
andrewthezeppo | May 2, 2006 at 3:59 pm
ps Tom Cruise still loves the cock
watcher | May 2, 2006 at 4:04 pm
first
Moriarty | May 2, 2006 at 4:15 pm
Errrmmm… it is quite common knowledge that she is still seeing him.
BarbadoSlim | May 2, 2006 at 4:17 pm
She’s just a big of a dirtbag as her disgusting boyfriend, they belong together. She’s still young, I’ll give her that, but her unavoidable descent into Janice Dickinson territory is progress nicely.
BarbadoSlim | May 2, 2006 at 4:18 pm
*progressing*
UNWASHEDMASSES | May 2, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Kate looks so refined, so elegant in this photo. Moments prior, she did a line off a janitor’s cock and scoped out a new boyfriend at the methadone clinic down the block.
Fisher55 | May 2, 2006 at 4:23 pm
she looks like a not-fat JLo here…
Fisher55 | May 2, 2006 at 4:24 pm
ladies, take note: this is what cocaine addiction looks like, so put down that chocolate and get to it
Angela | May 2, 2006 at 4:26 pm
Kate Moss is so stunning in this picture. It’s no wonder she has outlasted so many of her fellow models despite her short height.
HairPie | May 2, 2006 at 4:33 pm
Wow. She cleans up nice, just might be worth a shot of the ole man juice..if you can get the spoon out of her nose. Not that I’m suggesting shoving my dong up her nose or that my dong is small enough to fit up her nose or that I like nose F*cking. I’ll stop now…
MeganHarris | May 2, 2006 at 4:34 pm
I’ve waited a long time to call Kate Moss FAT.
SHe is. She’s FAT!! I’m thinner! and only a couple inches shorter.
UCSD | May 2, 2006 at 4:37 pm
#11, i love the porn titles. Keep them coming. My favorite flicks are “cheek and Thong, up in stroke” and “Harry pooter and the sorceror’s bone”
BigJim | May 2, 2006 at 4:39 pm
How about Womb Raider?
I hear that Land-fag’s favorite is “Men in Black Men.”
Fisher55 | May 2, 2006 at 4:42 pm
http://www.joke-archives.com/adult/comporntitles.html
tons o’ porn titles
newbondsux | May 2, 2006 at 4:45 pm
i think i want megan harris…
Fisher55 | May 2, 2006 at 4:46 pm
“Murphy’s Brown” has to be my fave
sweetcheeks | May 2, 2006 at 4:46 pm
NOW I know why everyone hates MeganHarris…
newbondsux | May 2, 2006 at 4:48 pm
i don’t hate megan harris. I want one.
HairPie | May 2, 2006 at 4:48 pm
“Forest Hump” is a classic and then there is the “Cockateer,” “On Golden Blonde” and, of course, “Black in the Saddle.”
Proteon | May 2, 2006 at 4:49 pm
“It’s difficult to believe Kate Moss actually used to date Pete Doherty”.
Used to? What like a few days ago?
Moriarty | May 2, 2006 at 4:49 pm
Pump Friction
newbondsux | May 2, 2006 at 4:50 pm
you guys are leaving out that classic:
Creamer vs. Creamer
and
The Talented Mrs. Nipply
Spindoc | May 2, 2006 at 5:02 pm
The Costume Institute Gala? That makes sense, her costume is that she is dressed to look respectable.
radio4play | May 2, 2006 at 5:06 pm
@26
Well now that you’re life is complete go take a dive off a bridge..yeah listen to those voices in your head..land face first too will ya
and on your way down remember that tcltc
UCSD | May 2, 2006 at 5:08 pm
I read a few titles
“Will he bonk ya in the Chocolate Factory”
“Schindler’s Fist”
“How stella got her Tube Packed”
“Lawrence of a Labia”
awesome
BarbadoSlim | May 2, 2006 at 5:12 pm
“Lawrence of a labia”…GOLD, Jerry, GOLD!!
Spindoc | May 2, 2006 at 5:35 pm
#40 and #41, do’nt forget the best porn title of the year….
Herbie, Fully Loaded.
WTF | May 2, 2006 at 5:38 pm
#40 those are some classic titles – must add them to my collection.
BarbadoSlim | May 2, 2006 at 5:41 pm
I also have to commend ms. moss on having succesfully washed the Pete Doherty stains off her for this event. Although, I’m guessing she had to use an acid mouthwash to cleanse the “hertybreath”.
ShanDourdan | May 2, 2006 at 5:49 pm
Wow, those porn titles made me laugh more than the post itself.
The only one I’ve heard of is “Saving Ryan’s Privates”. Not nearly as funny though…
cat | May 2, 2006 at 5:54 pm
@30/33:
you may want to click on MeganHarris’s name – she is a he. nothing against man love, just thought you may want to know.
Italian Stallion | May 2, 2006 at 5:57 pm
“Bar Whores” MeganHarris’ penis was huge in that one, even Yoda couldn’t take it……
Jacq | May 2, 2006 at 6:03 pm
#32 – Welcome to the club. We are happy to have you.
#46 – You have no idea what you are talking about. MeganHarris may/may not be male/female but is most definitely Jessica Simpson. Get with it. You also may be interested to know she eats kittens. What will you type next? Who is megana? Sheesh.
Bitch cleans up nice.
newbondsux | May 2, 2006 at 6:09 pm
Oh the alluring enigma that is MeganHarris! When whilst thou reveal thyself? (and WTF does your name like to some dude?)
newbondsux | May 2, 2006 at 6:13 pm
also – i guess i don’t get the megan harris hatred…she’s (please god let her be a she) funny…why all the megan-hatin, Jacq?