Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are planning to marry later this year, with Doherty telling The Sun::
“We are going to marry. It’s going to happen at a Scottish castle somewhere between September and November. A posh Scottish castle. That’s going to be so cool.”
Additionally, the Daily Star is reporting that Kate is paying $20,000 to help get Pete’s teeth fixed after years of smoking, drinking and poor personal hygiene have destroyed them. A source says:
“The only way to save their romance is to save his teeth. Pete suffers from terrible halitosis because he rarely brushes his teeth. But he’s terrified of losing her so he’s agreed to see the dentist.”
I’ve decided to bump Pete Doherty up from part-time homeless man to personal hero. Anybody that can be arrested every other week for the past year, get beaten up by his girlfriend, and look generally disgusting while still managing to trick a supermodel into marrying him must be some sort of mind manipulation God. I’m afraid to be in the same room as him in the off chance he works his voodoo and I end up naked in a dumpster.
this is so fucking messed up! kate moss has transcended the level of ordianry human stupidity and is know acting like a retarded amoeba.
#9
Dude, you are sad.
5′ 9” 200lbs? You also sound fat.
Maybe if you didn’t sum yourself up in such a pathetically tipical way you would pull some chicks.
Now if you will excuse me I must do some coke with these supermodels I picked up at the mall.
#52
“tipical”? I assume that was a “tipo”.
Listen Dr. Rokter, I’ll have you no I’me a fukin good spellar. So go to holl!
By the way Kate would only get with a mule if it were packing drugs, or for a celebrity stunt, not for a nickle.
So there!
The Libertines rock!
Sorry. I couldn’t resist making a dumb spelling joke. It makes me feel like a big man.
You might have the start of a good idea. “Celebrity Mule” sounds a lot more interesting than that stupid ice skating shit.
We have to share our oxygen with these two fucks!
“He does enough coke to put Pepsi out of business.” Indeed!
Pete is the biggest loser of all:
“A posh Scottish castle. That’s going to be so cool.”
Hee hee, posh. After he said this he probably giggled and walked off with his boyfriend.
Guys guys, it’s time to speculate. Who will be at their wedding? I’m thinking the Olsen twins for sure. Isn’t Mary Kate in love with Kate Moss? (Maybe Mary was named after her?)
one must wonder if he flipped his wrist while he said ‘posh scottish castle’. they’ll both be dead in a few years – rest assured
and i say this with love:
oshkosh, don’t bite the hand that feeds you… maybe you are a papawannabee?
lol!
i’m kidding, i’m kidding!
uh, why do i smell smoke?
damn, flamed again
# 52, I’m sorry to disappoint. Not too much fat here. Most of it is cock. Ask your mom.
The world can end now!!
Not long now ’til the first Dirty Pretty Things single. Woot!
#59 –
If by bite the hand that feeds me you mean apologize that my comment which was directed at myself was misunderstood by someone who I generally like based on their funny posts and our regional comradeship, then yes, I’m a bitey motherfucker.
Now, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it here again, don’t leave the applicator in – just the cotton part with the string.
Hey #38, that-dog,
Man and wife. Say man and wife!
He makes marriage sound like it’s a new crack pipe…HAHAHAHA!
sounds like tom cruise should step up to the interventative plate and prove once and for all that scientology can cure drug addiction… c’mon tom… step the fuck up. first these two crazy coke heads, then onto whitney..
Well, OK, maybe Eminem or the janitor at Winchell’s just weren’t on the market yet, so she had no choice…
a real picture of health those 2 lovebirds huh???
Kate Moss is still my hero.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh… I thought your post was funny. ;o)
They’re is nothing more heart warming than 2 junkies in love, in the spring.
They could get married OR he could go sid vicious on her. Both are equally as heart warming.
I wonder how these two are able to maintain their celebrity status with this type of shit going on? Who are the masses adoring his babyshambles or libertines garbage, and I cannot muster any euphoric feeling when I look at a crack whore’s photos… If I want to get insight on a junkie’s lifestyle, I will go downtown and hang with the fucking losers shooting junk and freebasing. Seriously, there needs to be a worldwide boycott of their “professional” works, so they can go broke and live in filth and squander in a AIDS and Hepatitis-C filled existence with all the other addicts. There is no excuse for this nonsense.
I heard Bobby and Whitney are going to be best man and maid of honor. You can bet that is going to be one fun reception!
# 11
Wow, I forgot she even had a kid. That’s a bit tragic actually, she doesn’t seem anything like a mother. Not that you have to be old and boring to be a mother but come on.. when is she ever pictured out with her child?
And as for the proposed wedding being in a scottish castle..
GET A NEW IDEA! SCOTTISH CASTLES ARE SO CLICHE.
I’m from Scotland and I even don’t think its cool.
Worst looking lesbian couple to date.
I am so crashing that party! Do you know the street value of this fucking wedding?
oh baby!
I totally understand Kate… I also think Pete Doherty is pretty hot and sexy… you know, some girls just like guys like that…
HEADS UP #3:
The reason you work 8hrs a day for a mindless deadend job to pay bills and a free spirited muso like doherty gets married in castles is because you’re an uninspired,
non-risk taking, no talent tosser whos writes pathetic comments about people who don’t even know you exist.
Off with your head!