Kate Moss and Pete Doherty caught trying to have sex

September 19th, 2006 // 66 Comments
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Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were reportedly so horny that they were close to having sex on a bench at celebrity rehab center The Priory this weekend.

My man on the inside at the clinic’s Southgate branch, in North London, said: “It happened between half six and seven o’clock on Sunday evening. There were a group of people attending a self-help group for the day. Because it was pleasant weather, their leader suggested they move things outside. But during their session they noticed a couple getting rather fruity on a nearby bench. They were kissing and groping each other. Hands were going up clothing and there was lots of groaning. They were practically having full-blown sex. Then people realised it was Moss and Doherty – her skinny blue jeans were the giveaway. But a second later the couple noticed they were being watched and pulled away.”

I’ve stopped trying to figure out why Kate Moss is attracted to Pete Doherty. Obviously there are things in this world that man just wasn’t meant to understand. Like the meaning of life. Or math.


  1. marie-jo

    .. Maybe she was hungry and he always has that tasty vanille pudding on his teeth, or home grown lettuce (that pudding turns green after a while)

    vote ********** :) http://www.misswonder.be/index.html?lang=nl&id=1158655650546

  2. But she looks ok there! Her teeth are not yellow, her hair was brushed this week and she isn’t smoking a faaaaaaaaaaaag.

  3. ariaja

    she does look happy in the last two pictures though.:)

  4. ariaja

    oh, and 39, You are right on the money.

  5. Niara

    I wouldn’t grope even with a pair of tweezers. I’m sorry :-}

  6. knowhere

    maybe if i was a stupid ugly druggie supermodels would go out with me. anyone know a good crack dealer?

  7. MollyPoo

    British people have weird, lopsided faces.

  8. You know, Kate Moss is one girl I’ve seen who I really don’t think is beautiful at all… Yet she is a supermodel, on every 3 ads…

    Men, what exactly is so pretty about her? It is really beyond me.

  9. Did somebody dare her to find the skankiest guy in the world and try and marry him? There has gotta be a double or nothing bet in this somewhere.

  10. The meaning of life is easy, it’s math I have a hard time with.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  11. ValeWolf

    #39 – LOL hahahaha.

  12. beifiori

    maybe he’s got a big tallywacker, so big she can feel actually feel it in her used up cooch…oh wait, that’s her, right? no, yeah, no…oh yeah, it’s both!

  13. RichPort

    #50 – It’s loosely reminiscent of the stench of a brain aneurysm.

  14. megszee

    She’s desperate to be the Naugties version of Marianne Faithful. Pete Doherty will never be as cool as Mick Jagger was in his day.

    Is he a fictional character created by the British 90’s band the KLF?

    http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=2243

  15. deweywest

    They wanna eF – lettem eF.
    They wanna be strung out = so be it.
    I’d still do her in a heartbeat.
    I’d agree she used to look better, but wtf?
    Everyone ages.

  16. ha ha…in rehab…that’s funny

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