The madness never stops, does it? And why would it? This isn’t church. Pete Doherty and Kate Moss showed up to that same Moet and Chandon Fashion Tribute event not only wearing the same stupid masks, but also toughening up their new baby with cigarette smoke and alcohol. Considering all the stuff she’s put in her body, this kid’ll be lucky if he doesn’t come out with flippers and a tail.
NOTE: Yes, her dress is see through and you can see her panties, but she’s pregnant now and that makes her gross. And I’m 98% positive Pete Doherty is a cartoon character.
screammylungzout | October 25, 2006 at 10:49 am
well, we need someone to balance shiloh and suri…
Kitty | October 25, 2006 at 10:51 am
Do we have any confirmation that she is really preggers besides Pete’s uncle’s comments?
cole007 | October 25, 2006 at 10:52 am
… it’s called honky tonk love where I’m from…it makes babies small and they could peak out a keyhole with both eyes at the same time. Watch, the kid is going to be like the daughter from AbFab… nerdy, stiff, and boring.
Brain Embolism | October 25, 2006 at 10:53 am
It looks like Pete and Kate or Kate and Pete or Pete and Repeat, are ruining Halloween too!
cole007 | October 25, 2006 at 10:53 am
as an aside, they look like HELL… jesus, on my worst bender I had better skin than that “super” model. ehhh… I need to clean my eyes out and burn my brain… (shudder)
PapaHotNuts | October 25, 2006 at 10:54 am
He looks like a scared racoon with Down’s Syndrome. And she looks like a whore.
tits_on_snack | October 25, 2006 at 10:55 am
They are both so fugging fug. Nice disguises, too. Was 7-11 having some discount halloween mask display at the counter? These two need to die plz. Thnx.
Spindoc | October 25, 2006 at 10:56 am
Those male grizzly bears that kill and eat young bears make better parents than these two.
caljenna | October 25, 2006 at 10:59 am
I hope she isn’t pregnant, because not only is she drinking, it looks like she has a cigarette in her right hand…mother-of-the-year, anyone?
jrzmommy | October 25, 2006 at 11:01 am
Fresh out of rehab and straigh to…a party for booze!! Getting tanked on champagne within the first week out of rehab is most therapeutic. The marketing wonks at the rehab places these two stayed at are like, “Thanksafuckinglot.”
RichPort | October 25, 2006 at 11:02 am
She’s not drinking alcohol you judgemental fucks. She’s chugging liquid cocaine…
jrzmommy | October 25, 2006 at 11:03 am
PS–They make Shitney and K-Fag look like good parents.
mmbelle | October 25, 2006 at 11:05 am
she might be drinking water in a prosecco bottle. but who are we kidding. she’s probably already lost the child..
amhi | October 25, 2006 at 11:09 am
Hey, maybe in a few years Rush Limbaugh can say their kid is faking health problems, too.
notmeganharris | October 25, 2006 at 11:11 am
People, don’t you understand?? She can’t give up everything for the stupid kid — I mean, the coke keeps her skinny and the alcohol and cigarettes keep her calm. You people have to take care of your fetuses because you are just regular READ: not special. Only celebrities are special.
Judgemental assholes.
Anastasia_Beaverhausen | October 25, 2006 at 11:13 am
It’s only champagne and a Marlboro Light, fuck, I mean you people are acting like it’s scotch and an unfiltered Lucky…
Anastasia_Beaverhausen | October 25, 2006 at 11:14 am
It’s only champagne and a Marlboro Light, fuck, I mean you people are acting like it’s scotch and an unfiltered Lucky…
Ed Bambrick | October 25, 2006 at 11:17 am
Do those two dumb fucks know it’s not Halloween yet?
Regan Parks | October 25, 2006 at 11:18 am
Is she wearing a gold vagina on her face?
Brain Embolism | October 25, 2006 at 11:22 am
#11 RichPort – Been there, done that.
shmoody | October 25, 2006 at 11:23 am
Flippers and a tail? If she is really pregnant with Pete’s kid, the kid will come out with a crack pipe, a fourty ouncer, an eating disorder, and a third eye for luck.
kate | October 25, 2006 at 11:25 am
I’m thinking she’s probably not pregnant. She’s slightly on thin ice to begin with, with her modeling clients. If she gets busted boozing and smoking while pregnant, that’ll be the last straw.
kate | October 25, 2006 at 11:26 am
Although I have to agree with #21. At this point, if there IS a kid, the disfigurement horse is WAY out of the barn.
theblemish.com | October 25, 2006 at 11:33 am
Kate Moss is always gross. They should save up money now for the special ed. classes.
http://theblemish.com
cole007 | October 25, 2006 at 11:34 am
She’s just trying to get rid of it the natural way. Honey, my advice is go with Tequila – whips the fetus right outta there. You have 3 months before you need to move on to everclear if it doesn’t work.
#21 – Shmoody: “a third eye for luck” is the best one I have heard in 3 months at least. you rock. And it winks on its own!
seyoboy | October 25, 2006 at 11:34 am
We all know that long before,,,,what do you expect from celebrities…
http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/
Kitty | October 25, 2006 at 11:39 am
I don’t understand why Pete isn’t in jail. It seems like regular people get arrested for drugs only once and go to jail. How many times has this dude been arrested?? Do they not put people in jail in Jolly Old England?
jrzmommy | October 25, 2006 at 11:40 am
Speaking of Nightmare Pregnancies….this little snippet from The Scoop:
Tara Reid says turning 30 wasn
bubba | October 25, 2006 at 11:40 am
the baby will be the reincarnation of keith richards, looking exactly like keith right now when it’s born
PrettyBaby | October 25, 2006 at 11:42 am
Damn, he is one ugly frickin Brit. I wouldn’t even let him glance at me. Eyes on the ground Fugly.
sharkbite | October 25, 2006 at 11:42 am
She’s trying to live up to Britney Spears’ bad name, apparently.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com
HolisticWisdomcom | October 25, 2006 at 11:53 am
This is exactly why not everyone should have children… because they still are children.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
jrzmommy | October 25, 2006 at 11:59 am
okay, now I know I’ve been pissed about the whole black jujyfruit thing lately. So I switched to Swedish Fish for a few days, but, like Pete and Kate, couldn’t stay away for too long from what I know is not good for me and went back to Jujys today. I’m happy to report that there were only two black ones — but out of 17 Jujys, there were 11 red ones. That means, yes, only four were “other”–two orange, one green and one yellow. That’s a fuck of a lot of reds, dontchya think? There’s no fucking Zen in jujys, my friends.
CelebSlam.com | October 25, 2006 at 12:07 pm
She might as well be sniffing RU-486 pills
http://www.celebslam.com
RichPort | October 25, 2006 at 12:12 pm
Jrz – Your jujyfruits are under communist siege.
jrzmommy | October 25, 2006 at 12:16 pm
Rich–or they’re all turning fucking Republican Neo-Con on me
Stuey75 | October 25, 2006 at 12:18 pm
this is actually pretty sad. if i was there i woulda slapped the shit out of her.
jrzmommy | October 25, 2006 at 12:26 pm
God I am so friggen bored!!!!! Even teh Superfish is boring today.
Brain Embolism | October 25, 2006 at 12:30 pm
@33 – jrz, try “Good n Plenty’s”, they’re half black and half white!
jrzmommy | October 25, 2006 at 12:34 pm
39–and all gross. I fucking HATE licorice — hence my dilemma.
LL | October 25, 2006 at 12:36 pm
If she does have a kid, it’ll probably turn out to be the cutest baby ever. Crackheads can have the cutest, most perfect babies, and then chicks who always ate organic and never smoked and did everything right end up with the flipper kids. Ya just never know. That genetics is some tricky shit. I do think, however, for the good of all mankind, Pete Doherty should not be allowed to reproduce. They should lock him up like they did the last vials of smallpox and then debated whether or not to destroy it altogether. I think smallpox got a last-minute pardon. But there should be no such mercy for Pete Doherty. Off with his head! They’ve got the Tower of London over there. They should start using it again.
Triumph Insult Dog | October 25, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Wow, and their having a kid?
That kid’s gonna come out looking (and sounding) like Pee Wee Herman!
Hey Kids, the word for today is: “WAISTED”
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
tati | October 25, 2006 at 12:52 pm
but she’s beautiful, come on. i just don’t know what’s up with pete.
Brain Embolism | October 25, 2006 at 12:57 pm
Read all about “Deputy Shaq”!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061025/ap_en_ot/people_shaq_botched_raid
JoannieBalonie | October 25, 2006 at 12:57 pm
Heeeeey! They dont sell those cute little 12 oz. bottles of Moet at my corner liquor store…..
Spindoc | October 25, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Hmmmm, I like Kate Moss more after reading this.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2006490385,00.html
RichPort | October 25, 2006 at 1:07 pm
#36 – Then after November, most of them will be BLUE!
jrzmommy | October 25, 2006 at 1:29 pm
AM I THE ONLY PERSON AWAKE TODAY??!!! Here’s a gem:
NEW YORK (AP)
jrzmommy | October 25, 2006 at 1:33 pm
Ricky Martin would like to adopt a 15 year old African boy
Anisettekiss | October 25, 2006 at 1:36 pm
I get it! I finally get it!
Kate is so used to barfing up her food that barfing after sex with Petey Boy is just par for the course.
I feel enlightened.