The madness never stops, does it? And why would it? This isn’t church. Pete Doherty and Kate Moss showed up to that same Moet and Chandon Fashion Tribute event not only wearing the same stupid masks, but also toughening up their new baby with cigarette smoke and alcohol. Considering all the stuff she’s put in her body, this kid’ll be lucky if he doesn’t come out with flippers and a tail.
NOTE: Yes, her dress is see through and you can see her panties, but she’s pregnant now and that makes her gross. And I’m 98% positive Pete Doherty is a cartoon character.
well, we need someone to balance shiloh and suri…
Do we have any confirmation that she is really preggers besides Pete’s uncle’s comments?
… it’s called honky tonk love where I’m from…it makes babies small and they could peak out a keyhole with both eyes at the same time. Watch, the kid is going to be like the daughter from AbFab… nerdy, stiff, and boring.
It looks like Pete and Kate or Kate and Pete or Pete and Repeat, are ruining Halloween too!
as an aside, they look like HELL… jesus, on my worst bender I had better skin than that “super” model. ehhh… I need to clean my eyes out and burn my brain… (shudder)
He looks like a scared racoon with Down’s Syndrome. And she looks like a whore.
They are both so fugging fug. Nice disguises, too. Was 7-11 having some discount halloween mask display at the counter? These two need to die plz. Thnx.
Those male grizzly bears that kill and eat young bears make better parents than these two.
I hope she isn’t pregnant, because not only is she drinking, it looks like she has a cigarette in her right hand…mother-of-the-year, anyone?
Fresh out of rehab and straigh to…a party for booze!! Getting tanked on champagne within the first week out of rehab is most therapeutic. The marketing wonks at the rehab places these two stayed at are like, “Thanksafuckinglot.”
She’s not drinking alcohol you judgemental fucks. She’s chugging liquid cocaine…
PS–They make Shitney and K-Fag look like good parents.
she might be drinking water in a prosecco bottle. but who are we kidding. she’s probably already lost the child..
Hey, maybe in a few years Rush Limbaugh can say their kid is faking health problems, too.
People, don’t you understand?? She can’t give up everything for the stupid kid — I mean, the coke keeps her skinny and the alcohol and cigarettes keep her calm. You people have to take care of your fetuses because you are just regular READ: not special. Only celebrities are special.
Judgemental assholes.
It’s only champagne and a Marlboro Light, fuck, I mean you people are acting like it’s scotch and an unfiltered Lucky…
It’s only champagne and a Marlboro Light, fuck, I mean you people are acting like it’s scotch and an unfiltered Lucky…
Do those two dumb fucks know it’s not Halloween yet?
Is she wearing a gold vagina on her face?
#11 RichPort – Been there, done that.
Flippers and a tail? If she is really pregnant with Pete’s kid, the kid will come out with a crack pipe, a fourty ouncer, an eating disorder, and a third eye for luck.
I’m thinking she’s probably not pregnant. She’s slightly on thin ice to begin with, with her modeling clients. If she gets busted boozing and smoking while pregnant, that’ll be the last straw.
Although I have to agree with #21. At this point, if there IS a kid, the disfigurement horse is WAY out of the barn.
Kate Moss is always gross. They should save up money now for the special ed. classes.
http://theblemish.com
She’s just trying to get rid of it the natural way. Honey, my advice is go with Tequila – whips the fetus right outta there. You have 3 months before you need to move on to everclear if it doesn’t work.
#21 – Shmoody: “a third eye for luck” is the best one I have heard in 3 months at least. you rock. And it winks on its own!
We all know that long before,,,,what do you expect from celebrities…
http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/
I don’t understand why Pete isn’t in jail. It seems like regular people get arrested for drugs only once and go to jail. How many times has this dude been arrested?? Do they not put people in jail in Jolly Old England?
Speaking of Nightmare Pregnancies….this little snippet from The Scoop:
Tara Reid says turning 30 wasn
the baby will be the reincarnation of keith richards, looking exactly like keith right now when it’s born
Damn, he is one ugly frickin Brit. I wouldn’t even let him glance at me. Eyes on the ground Fugly.
She’s trying to live up to Britney Spears’ bad name, apparently.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com
This is exactly why not everyone should have children… because they still are children.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
okay, now I know I’ve been pissed about the whole black jujyfruit thing lately. So I switched to Swedish Fish for a few days, but, like Pete and Kate, couldn’t stay away for too long from what I know is not good for me and went back to Jujys today. I’m happy to report that there were only two black ones — but out of 17 Jujys, there were 11 red ones. That means, yes, only four were “other”–two orange, one green and one yellow. That’s a fuck of a lot of reds, dontchya think? There’s no fucking Zen in jujys, my friends.
She might as well be sniffing RU-486 pills
http://www.celebslam.com
Jrz – Your jujyfruits are under communist siege.
Rich–or they’re all turning fucking Republican Neo-Con on me
this is actually pretty sad. if i was there i woulda slapped the shit out of her.
God I am so friggen bored!!!!! Even teh Superfish is boring today.
@33 – jrz, try “Good n Plenty’s”, they’re half black and half white!
39–and all gross. I fucking HATE licorice — hence my dilemma.
If she does have a kid, it’ll probably turn out to be the cutest baby ever. Crackheads can have the cutest, most perfect babies, and then chicks who always ate organic and never smoked and did everything right end up with the flipper kids. Ya just never know. That genetics is some tricky shit. I do think, however, for the good of all mankind, Pete Doherty should not be allowed to reproduce. They should lock him up like they did the last vials of smallpox and then debated whether or not to destroy it altogether. I think smallpox got a last-minute pardon. But there should be no such mercy for Pete Doherty. Off with his head! They’ve got the Tower of London over there. They should start using it again.
Wow, and their having a kid?
That kid’s gonna come out looking (and sounding) like Pee Wee Herman!
Hey Kids, the word for today is: “WAISTED”
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
but she’s beautiful, come on. i just don’t know what’s up with pete.
Read all about “Deputy Shaq”!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061025/ap_en_ot/people_shaq_botched_raid
Heeeeey! They dont sell those cute little 12 oz. bottles of Moet at my corner liquor store…..
Hmmmm, I like Kate Moss more after reading this.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2006490385,00.html
#36 – Then after November, most of them will be BLUE!
AM I THE ONLY PERSON AWAKE TODAY??!!! Here’s a gem:
NEW YORK (AP)
Ricky Martin would like to adopt a 15 year old African boy
I get it! I finally get it!
Kate is so used to barfing up her food that barfing after sex with Petey Boy is just par for the course.
I feel enlightened.