Because I appreciate fine art that gives me a boner, here’s supermodels Kate Moss and Natalia Vodianova posing nude for the Spring/Summer 2010 issue of Love. I’d like to see Heidi Montag try pulling off a spread this classy, but that’d require her to not be able to survive passing through the Earth’s atmosphere because she’s 85% space age polymers. Life’s a bitch that way.
Thanks to Andrew Squires who wants more Mona Lisa ass shots. (I’m trying.)
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Christopher | February 10, 2010 at 12:39 pm
outie… yuck.
Max Planck | February 10, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Smokers suck.
Ralphie | February 10, 2010 at 12:40 pm
BEST….PICTURE…….EVER!!!
Murph | February 10, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Thank you, Love magazine, for reminding us that real love is about never having to use your imagination.
kat | February 10, 2010 at 12:48 pm
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phineas | February 10, 2010 at 12:55 pm
The one with the cigarette is really gross.
Hamburgler | February 10, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Pretty fucking nice.
Ainoah | February 10, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Pic 8 is a FUCKING UGLY belly button
rien | February 10, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Holy crap, I would never have thought Kate Moss would look that good now. Are you sure those pics are current?
hymen hammer | February 10, 2010 at 1:32 pm
her snatch looks like a pecan
Alli Watermelon | February 10, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Wow, such classy pictures (if you’re into zombie looking women who smoke). Too bad she has a fug face. At least she gained some much needed weight, and lost the gut she had last time we saw her naked.
yumblebunny | February 10, 2010 at 2:09 pm
You guys are the biggest set of losers on the internet. You belong in the troll hall of fame. If your tiny boners had one wish other than not being covered with a fat roll and cheet-o dust all day, it would be to fuck a woman that looks like this. I’m sad for you because trolls never get laid, because trolls are the people in real life who breathe super hard out of their mouth and have strong opinions about which videogame system is better.
woolybooger | February 10, 2010 at 2:17 pm
@10 – you got that right. A pecan that’s been sitting in an ashtray.
Alli Watermelon | February 10, 2010 at 2:25 pm
#12, you mean MOUTH BREATHERS? Lol, you said “people in real life who breathe super hard out of their mouth”. That’s like saying, “those women in real life who work for pimps and go out and have sexual intercourse or do sexual favors for gratuity.” UHHH…ya mean, PROSTITUTES? Ha, idiot.
J82 | February 10, 2010 at 2:49 pm
#12 I dont think either one of them is very attractive and I get laid on a regular basis.They both have ugly looking boobs… sausage nips
SamB | February 10, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Give me the naked Heidi Klum pictures any day over these… yuck
Teri | February 10, 2010 at 2:59 pm
My two favorite models! Thanks for the post
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 10, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Wow I cannot believe they did it (Not Kate Moss, skanky trashy cockney who is snapped topless often anyways), but Natalia Vodyanova who is married to a lord now with young kids -supposed to be LADY. There is nothing classy about it and monochromic pictures are only good for women of old school beauty.But what would you expect from models? Even top ones…
Fati87 | February 10, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Pubic hair is gross. And all I have to say to Vodyanova is – ?? ?? ? ?????!
Yumblebunny | February 10, 2010 at 3:14 pm
@14 Yes, mouth breathers… You sure got me. Troll.
me | February 10, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Her body is beautiful but her face tells a different story – rode hard and put away wet. She should not party so much and salvage what she has left.
me again | February 10, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Adult women HAVE pubic hair. Yeah, you can shave it off, wax it off, whatever you wanna do. But don’t get all upset that you can see pubic hair, here. This is what an adult human being has. PUBIC HAIR. If you don’t like to see it, then stick to porn, or little kids, whichever you freaks prefer.
dontneedone | February 10, 2010 at 5:32 pm
kate moss’s face looks better now than before. age has helped her face settle in. sorry but she was fug when she was younger. her body looks great, shes pretty now. but the natalia girl, is she the one with the bent over pose? her pics are not classy they are skanky. i mean thats fine if you like skanky, but lets call it what it is. like kates pictures tho
spicy | February 10, 2010 at 5:59 pm
i mean what kind of a fucking magazine is this??
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lily | February 10, 2010 at 7:08 pm
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shut up you stupid cow | February 10, 2010 at 7:12 pm
nice, vagina. i like vagina.
LOL @ all the catty cows throwing their little jabs at the hot, naked girls. you ugly fucking trolls wish you looked as good as these two. YOU WISH SOMEONE WOULD EVEN WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR LOOSE MEATFLAPS. go stuff your fat, rosy cheeks with some fried chicken and shut the fuck up before i get my cattle prod.
kate | February 10, 2010 at 7:43 pm
i think they are both beautiful!
rickardo | February 10, 2010 at 8:20 pm
I hate hairy snatch….hate it.
Ughh | February 10, 2010 at 8:22 pm
there vaginas look strange.
SATAN | February 10, 2010 at 9:15 pm
holy shit, i’m not a cannibal, and i never really found moss to be that hot, but i would absolutely eat her alive in these pictures.
are we sure it’s really her? and as someone said, if it is, these gotta be ancient.
Laura | February 10, 2010 at 9:33 pm
*gasp* A fully grown woman with pubic hair! Gods forbid. What kind of idiots are you? You prefer 12 year old girls?
PubicHair | February 10, 2010 at 9:46 pm
I love when pubic hair tickles my shaft as i fuck real women.
Vito | February 10, 2010 at 10:03 pm
You fucking morons who think pubic hair is really yuckie are so fucking deluded by media outlets. Of course women have pubic hair. What the fuck did you expect, petunias?
Christ, what a bunch of idiots. And one more thing: there is no way that either of these beauties can be considered ugly. Once you’ve grown past puberty you’ll realize that someone (or something) who may not be your cup of tea is not necessarily ugly, yuckie, or gross.
For example, I have no desire to own a Lamborghini Murcielago. Just wouldn’t want one. Not my cup of tea. But there is no denying that it is an incredible automobile.
ahh | February 10, 2010 at 10:12 pm
belly buttons are scary sometimes :(… little belly anuses…
The ONLY Heterosexual Male in this Joint | February 10, 2010 at 11:01 pm
Crikey! It’s GREAT to see pubic hair making a triumphant return to popular culture! Absolutely sick of waxed to the nines blondes who have been photoshopped to a degree that they look like something out of a wax museum.
Outstanding! Thank you Superficial for bringing back au natural and making pubic hair safe again for public consumption. Id rather see this than whatever the hell is on top of Kate Gosselin’s head!
Albin Bainbridge | February 10, 2010 at 11:05 pm
I love how shooting photos in black and white changes them from porn to “art”. Seriously, these photos wouldn’t look out of place in some porn rag, but it’s in a “fashion” magazine so it’s alright.
Kate Moss needs to retire.
Fati87 | February 10, 2010 at 11:37 pm
@22
Yeah.. Stick to porn or kids.. Or you can just stick to women who shave or wax their pubic hair because it’s ugly and disgusting.
Don’t get your mom panties in a bunch, you hairy vags, we are aware that adult women have pubic hair. They also have hair on their legs and in their armpits. They shave those. They should do the same with their pubes. It has nothing to do with media, it’s just cleaner, smoother and more hygienic. But if you want to have ugly smelly holes, that’s fine, too.
minx | February 10, 2010 at 11:48 pm
When did Kate Moss get tits? Did she just hit puberty?
And the other chick has the creepiest looking belly button. She needs to cover that up.
r4 firmware | February 11, 2010 at 12:01 am
Wow man, that’s really hotter than photos. Kate looks really HOT!
gen | February 11, 2010 at 12:19 am
Natalia Vodianova is pretty much the most beautiful woman alive in my opinion. Their nipples are really small though…
lol | February 11, 2010 at 12:41 am
honestly… to all of you who are like “i love hairy vaginas!”…
you are either women who don’t get any oral, or men who don’t give any oral…
going down on a chick who has hairs sticking your teeth and nose is bullshit…
a shaved or waxed v is awesome to go down on…
v | February 11, 2010 at 12:46 am
These are technically perfect pictures and they are sexual but they are not pornographic. Its always the people that wish they could look like/ sleep with some one like that and are to lowly to understand any form of art who usually criticise these sort of pictures.
bridget | February 11, 2010 at 1:51 am
i like how the only things you idiots can find wrong with these women are pubic hair and natalia’s belly button. basically that translates to… they’re both fucking gorgeous! get over yourselves, it would be the best day of your life if any one of you slobs ever got to fuck one of them.
bridget | February 11, 2010 at 2:00 am
oh and @44,
i am a woman, a very attractive woman at that, i don’t shave it all, and i’ve received plenty of oral. i don’t know who you are or what you look like, but i’d be willing to bet you’d be lucky to get a taste.
Melio | February 11, 2010 at 2:08 am
Neither Kate Moss nor Natalia appeal to healthy, heterosexual males.
They’re both exclusively high fashion models who appeal exclusively to gay men and fashionista women. Vogue overpromotes Natalia, in their SAD effort to sell her to the public.
Only gay men and fashionista women find them attractive.
Moss has wonky eyes and Natalia looks like an alien child with wide set eyes and the body and intelligence of a 12-yr-old.
They both have kids, too. Gross.
Gorilla Bob | February 11, 2010 at 2:14 am
Agreed with @2, smokers SUCK.
Ninny | February 11, 2010 at 2:25 am
Two stick insects with giant hooves. Nice.