In the early front runner for “Story of the Year”, Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss wandered into a New York strip club and started acting like a pair of drunken lesbians. The two, along with a couple of female friends, went to Scores strip club at about 2:45 a.m. yesterday morning and headed straight for the legendary Champagne Room, where the giggly group ordered round after round of vodka shots, raspberry Kamikazes and beer. Their table was immediately swarmed by strippers and Lohan and Moss enjoyed numerous lap dances. But then Moss jumped on the stage nearest the main bar and began grinding against a pole, much to the delight of hundreds of male patrons.
“Kate was going wild,” a witness told us. “After a few songs, Lindsay jumped on stage with her. They were swinging on the pole with their arms around each other’s waists, kissing each other, caressing each other, just acting like strippers. The crowd was cheering them on the whole time. They didn’t take off any clothes, but it was very hot.”
You know, this is the kind of stuff they should make movies of. Hell, it could start with two-hours of Star Jones and Rosie O’Donnell in a rousing game of “hide the banana”, and I’d still be there opening night. But all I can really say is – thank God for drugs. I don’t care if they’re slowly turning Lindsay into a ring-wraith; if it keeps her playing tongue-monkey with supermodels, they should be sprinkling angel-dust on her cereal.
KATE, LINDSAY BUMP-&-GRIND [Page Six]
Message to Kate: you’re 31 years old! Try a lesbian encounter with someone of legal drinking age.
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You guys, Lindsay only “dabbles” in drugs. Thats cuz Kate Moss has a very small pussy and theres only so much coke you can lick out at a time.
How on earth could you tell the anorexic cokeheads from the pole?
I mean, seriously. If either of these two had any curves left (or if Kate had any to start with), it might be hot. As is, well, not so much.
How on earth could you tell the anorexic cokeheads from the pole?
I mean, seriously. If either of these two had any curves left (or if Kate had any to start with), it might be hot. As is, well, not so much.
I think both lohan and moss should be able to rot in their self destrcutive actions. I dont think anyone should step in and say “hey little disney girl maybe you should stop throwing up, doing coke, and dancing on poles”. I think we should just let these people do as the please and when they finally decide that maybe coke and throwing up isnt such a good idea we’ll all be gooing over brad and angelina’s messed up child. Its just sad to see the actress and celebrities suck so bad at what they do they feel the need to slowly kill themsleves, like thats what the public wants. No, all we want is another movie like the parent trap.. you know decent acting.
Montreal is Canada’s sin city. The night life and strip lifes are in a crazy abundance, and pretty wild. It has quite the reputation.
“Montreal is Canada’s sin city. The night life and strip lifes are in a crazy abundance, and pretty wild. It has quite the reputation.”
Yep, and Provo is Utah’s “sin city”. What’s your point? But on to Ms Moss and Ms Lohan, someone needs to tell Lindsey’s parents that letting her hang out with a supermodel whose diet consists of solely cigarettes and cocaine may not be conducive to little Lindsey’s health.
Shouldn’t they BOTH be in rehab?!? Major issues here…
Lindsay’s recent visit to hospital was not for ashma – it was for a boob replacement…hahaha
Acting like this is not going to help her future ‘acting’ career – she will not be taken seriously by anyone…except maybe the porn industry…
(man I love this site!! hahaha)
i dont see why ppl dont like lindsay lohan so much. shes very pretty n’ i really dont think that this story is true at all. grr
those effing twig bitches
I think I’d have to go into the bathroom and throw up if I saw those two skeletal cokeheads going at it. Oh wait. Lohan doesn’t have a drug problem. She has an “eating disorder”.
wow, together they must weigh like 120 lbs….http://hollywoodsnark.com