Star magazine just released a statement announcing Kate Major’s resignation today:
Star Senior Reporter Kate Major resigned this morning, Thursday, July 23, citing a conflict of interest between her reporting duties for the magazine and her relationship with Jon Gosselin.
Someone must’ve got laid last night. Except Hailey Glassman claims to still be dating Jon and has no idea what the hell Kate Major is talking about, according to People:
“That’s news to me,” Glassman told PEOPLE when she learned that Kate Major, 26, a reporter for Star magazine had confirmed that she and the reality star and father of eight are an item.
Although Glassman knew that Jon and Major were hanging out in the Hamptons together, she didn’t realize the trip may have turned romantic. “I still love Jon and Jon loves me,” a teary Glassman said.
Personally, I think this is all a cleverly orchestrated publicity stunt with one possible outcome: Jon Gosselin having sex with Lindsay Lohan. If that’s not it, then I have no fucking clue how Michael Lohan is involved. Unless Kate Major was going to steal his kidney for a Star exclusive. — Probably shouldn’t rule that out.
confused | July 23, 2009 at 1:39 pm
I’m so confused
PJ | July 23, 2009 at 1:41 pm
He’s the ultimate crazy bitch magnet.
confused | July 23, 2009 at 1:42 pm
We are suppose to believe that Jon Gosselin has got 2 white trash whores crying over him? With one of them quiting their job because of him?
Is this fucker sporting a 15 inch dick?
Delgo | July 23, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Stars are just like us
AZrock | July 23, 2009 at 1:45 pm
3 Words…
HERO!!!!
Jeff | July 23, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Jon must fuck like a champion for some dumb blonde to want to quit her job over it.
DeviousJinx | July 23, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Sounds like a remake of Mr. Deed’s…only that was entertaining. YAWN. I bet Kate is laughing her ass off.
Tom K | July 23, 2009 at 1:53 pm
This asian sellout loves dating fat white trash pigs, he’s like a black man.
bang it till your blind | July 23, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Jon is rocking the cock to make up for lost time.
I wish he would set his sights just a little higher. It makes me smile a little knowing that he is plowing through these sluts like Michael Jackson at a YMCA but can’t he move up to a least a D-lister?
Who’s that other whore….Katrina Darrell….yeah, he needs to try and slip it inside that bitches ass. Then the next week he could move to Whitney Port and pretty soon he could be cornholing Jessica Simpson. She is ripe for the picking right now.
Jon's kids | July 23, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Hi fatty. Your jowls are so sexy, in a Deputy Dawg sorta way.
Ljutefisk | July 23, 2009 at 1:57 pm
I FAPPED TO HER PIX AND NOW FEEL TRASHY.
will | July 23, 2009 at 1:59 pm
She is just seriously fat and ugly…Kate is a major babe compared to these ugly bitches he is nailing now.
Mel | July 23, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I DO hope he wears condoms while playing. Lord…what a mess!
Britney Spears | July 23, 2009 at 2:07 pm
GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR BABIES, FAT PIG!
Ozzie | July 23, 2009 at 2:12 pm
The Star has reporters??? I thought they just made all that shit up LOL
RichPort's Ghost | July 23, 2009 at 2:16 pm
HAHAHA… being a “Star Senior Reporter” is like being a captain of the Special Olympics basketball team… only not as bright.
Whateva | July 23, 2009 at 2:18 pm
BS – this is like a bad skit comedy – who cares I think this site has the most I’ve ever seen of this guy
ls | July 23, 2009 at 2:25 pm
ha, now it’ll be Jon and Kate + Kate + 8
wrong | July 23, 2009 at 2:29 pm
actually #18 it would be
Jon & Kate + Deanna + Hailey + Kate + 8
The Original Shawn | July 23, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Say what you will about her attractiveness (or lack thereof), but she’s definitely rocking the “I’ll fuck you silly” vibe.
The Original Shawn | July 23, 2009 at 2:56 pm
On second thought, it’s more like a “Do anything you want, and I’ll enjoy it” look.
The Original Shawn | July 23, 2009 at 2:57 pm
On second thought, it’s more like a “Do anything you want, and I’ll enjoy it” vibe.
GeorgeWBush | July 23, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Looks like Jon is living by the frat boy creed of “Pump’em N’ Dump’em”
More power to you Jon; you’ve been f’d around for so long, now it’s your turn to return the favor
“Better to burn out, then to fade away” – Neil Young
“Get it while you can” – Bill “I Like’em cubby” Clinton
“For seven and a half years I’ve worked alongside President Reagan. We’ve had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We’ve had some sex…uh…setbacks.” – George Bush, Sr.
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” – Dan Quayle
JO JO | July 23, 2009 at 3:44 pm
can any one say .. ADNAN GHALIB’s Illegitimate sister
havoc | July 23, 2009 at 3:48 pm
This guy is fucked on so many levels, I can’t even count them.
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Harold | July 23, 2009 at 4:20 pm
They’re all just paying him to hang out with them for their 15 minutes of fame. Relationships of convenience, I think, is what they call that.
eattrn | July 23, 2009 at 4:24 pm
this dude was made for porn
Richard McBeef | July 23, 2009 at 5:37 pm
That bitch looks like that clarissa explains it all bitch, just fatter.
Deacon Jones | July 23, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Man,
Tara Reid is looking worse and worse…
Gord | July 23, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Her legs look weird…like her ass cheeks are in the front or something
Jamie's Uterus | July 23, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Lard ass Jon seems to likes the 2am bowling alley slop chicks You know, the types that hang around the bar at the bowling alley, and get fucked on the bed of a pickup truck in the parking lot.
I’m pretty sure Jessica Simpson is next on his list.
Ljutefisk | July 23, 2009 at 10:22 pm
It’s Tim McGee of NCIS (Sean Murray) in drag.
http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr61/noskinnychicks/CagedS6McGee7.jpg
CManSB | July 24, 2009 at 4:05 am
Brilliant move on her part, if there’s an exclusive story she not bound by her employment to Star magazine and can shop this out to the highest bidder.
Narcissist | July 24, 2009 at 6:41 am
Ah. See, I got mixed up the other day. I felt a bit cruel about my Kate Major insult because I figured she was like 40 yrs. old and didn’t get paid to be hot. But I thought Kate Major and Hailey Glassman were the same person (didn’t read closely, I can’t keep up with all Jons bitches and hos), and I learned that Hailey was 22, so then I felt better about my insult. But then I found out Kate Major is not Hailey, so I figure she actually is about 40 so that’s why she looks about 40, and I felt bad again. This says Kate Major is 26.
What I’m trying to say is, Kate Major looks like a schlub.
@ 9 – Katrina Darrell, that’s good thinking. Bet she’d do anything for a reality show. Even Jon.
Galtacticus | July 24, 2009 at 9:36 am
There must have happened something otherwise she wouldn’t put her job at risk.
Darth | July 24, 2009 at 9:38 am
Aside of herself,her job is fucked too.
JB | July 24, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Anyone else think her face doesn’t match her body?
CHERI | July 25, 2009 at 4:32 pm
party time!!!
jessa | July 26, 2009 at 3:39 pm
I would love to see LiLo and Jon in a reality show with the eight kids
Dream on | July 27, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Women who are with Jon have a common agenda. To get in the media. Lindsay doesn’t share that need. Shes already in the media. Anyone who thinks Jon is even close to ever getting in the sack with Lindsay really needs to get some braincells on Ebay.
JonNeedsAWomanToMakeDecisionsforHim | July 27, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Ok so Kate Major gets paid to make up shit for a living. Obviously she is making this story up too. That being said, Jon is still a douche. I think they would make a perfect team. He needs a woman that will make decisions for him (hence the bossy wife) because he makes stupid ones on his own. If she works for STAR magazine maybe Kate Major can have him do a cover story on having alien sextuplets or something. Better yet they can make a movie starring Lindsey Lohan.
elizabeth | August 10, 2009 at 7:11 pm
I think Jon is CUTE.
I’m a blonde, I may have a shot.
Pinda Kaas | September 17, 2009 at 1:58 am
I can tell by looking at Kate Moss that she farts when he pulls his dick out of her butt hole.
micro sd | June 3, 2010 at 2:11 am
She is a woman that her (so bossy wife), on his own because he makes stupid people will make the decisions needed. Perhaps he works for Star magazine Kate Major Foreign sextuplets or something must have happened when a cover story. Better yet they can make a film starring Lindsey Lohan.