Clocking in at minute 14:59:55, Kate Major tells Life & Style she was in a sexual relationship with Jon Gosselin who she claims acted like “a dirtbag” and was shady as hell:
On their first night together:
“Jon never wanted to use his credit card — he was worried that he’d get caught or spotted. On July 20, we went to a hotel in New Jersey. I paid for the room, and he snuck up a back way. That was the first time we slept together. He said he was falling in love with me. He said, ‘I thought Hailey was perfect until I met you.’”
On having sex in his house while the kids were asleep:
“Jon said he couldn’t be seen having a girlfriend, so he told me to drive to a neighbor’s house after midnight, when the kids were asleep. He said he’d pick me up on his four-wheeler, take me to his house and drop me off again at 6 a.m. I was shocked and said, ‘No, I don’t feel right doing that. What if the kids wake up?’ He was like, ‘They’re not going to notice, they’re not going to see anything.’ He wasn’t nervous about it –I was. Looking back, it was all pretty much sexual. That’s what he had in mind.”
On getting kicked to the curb – via text:
“Jon told me he needed to go to Massachusetts to meet Hailey and break up with her. Right when he left on July 23, he shut his phone off — and also shut himself off. Once he finally called me, I didn’t know the new person. He sounded upset and said he needed to be single right now. Then he sent me a message saying, ‘Do not contact me again.’”
Despite the fact Kate Major blatantly tried to glom onto gold nuggets from someone else’s uterus, I really want to believe Jon Gosselin picked up a piece of strange on his ATV under the cover of darkness. So I’m going to. Ha! What an A-hole.
fearsarewishes | August 20, 2009 at 12:03 pm
“Piece of strange.”
I like that phrase.
Spoonman | August 20, 2009 at 12:04 pm
First! Clearly this man is a god.
Nameless | August 20, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Don’t you just hate it when a booty call turns scorned and psycho?
Name No | August 20, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Isn’t it romaaaaannnntic?
dude_on | August 20, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Dude’s ability to fuck the ugly is beyond anything I’ve ever witnessed. No homely chick is safe around Jon. No one in the history of television has ever harnessed the appearance challenged demographic like this shyster.
DifficultToKnowWhoToBelieve | August 20, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Difficult to know if she’s telling the truth. Jon does have a gut that just says I’m a lazy take the easy way kind of guy but this girl is a bleach blond that is too lazy to color her roots when it becomes obvious she should. Tough call.
DeviousJinx | August 20, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Poor Droopy, it must be quite a blow to the ego to get dumped by him. She should save herself some money on the therapy and just go lesbian now, I hear Kate is looking.
ROUGH Daddy | August 20, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Yeah so romantic Im getting butterfly in my stomach. So did she get corn-holed by Jon or what…
joy | August 20, 2009 at 12:22 pm
If this is true, what the hell is up with this guy? Has he never had a girlfriend before Kate or what? He’s acting like he’s 14 years old!!
Taz | August 20, 2009 at 12:23 pm
ha ha ha first = FAIL!
E-Double | August 20, 2009 at 12:23 pm
third?
joe blow | August 20, 2009 at 12:28 pm
She’d be pretty if it weren’t for her face.
Well… that and the whole being a skankapotamus thing.
fishyfrog | August 20, 2009 at 12:33 pm
I’m married to somebody like this and I know he trolls for random strange all the time… can’t leave because I’m pretty much heinous, have no self-worth and can’t do any better…. but he finally gave me a baby and he’s locked in now because he’s got enough catholic guilt & deep issues to stick it out, and if I’m just neurotic enough at the right moments it f*s with his head to make him try harder. We have a great time.
lukeoneil47 | August 20, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Wait, how many wheels did the ATV have? Because everyone knows the three wheeler is the classiest of the bunch.
http://putthatshitonthelist.blogspot.com
Azrock | August 20, 2009 at 12:35 pm
HERO!!!
Fuck You | August 20, 2009 at 12:35 pm
There’s only one thing worse than being someone publicly fucked and dumped by Jon Gosselin: Claiming to be First when you’re Second.
Stupid cunt.
Name No | August 20, 2009 at 12:41 pm
16 LOL and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! So freakin true.
Kathleen | August 20, 2009 at 12:52 pm
This chick is freaking psycho. There’s no way any of that is true. She is just an attention whore.
maria | August 20, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Mija, don’t you know all chinos are cheap? That serves you right for thinking he was going to spend some $$ on you.
Phil | August 20, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Stupid hosebag.
Alexa | August 20, 2009 at 1:06 pm
LMFAO @ this dumb broad quitting her job to be with Fatty McFatFat and then getting dumped for the second coming of Lindsay Lohan
Good luck finding a new job in this booming economy, skank!
jester | August 20, 2009 at 1:35 pm
I would have to be so drunk to fuck that thing. Then I’d run her over with my quad so she wouldn’t tell anyone.
Do_Freebird | August 20, 2009 at 1:47 pm
A truly fucking dumb cunt.
NEVER BACK DOWN MAN | August 20, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Suddenly I like this Gosselin guy. Total discreet sex ninja. Bangin chicks and getting away from them like a true master. Joey Tribbiani would be proud.
abby | August 20, 2009 at 1:57 pm
This girls whole deal is creepy.
Kate Gosselin has come out on top, (by default). Man is she glad she is divorcing this dirt bag.
Jon- grow up and start acting like the father of 8, or of 1. Who gives a shit if your 32, you acted like a big baby a year ago. Now,your just a massive choad who hangs with the Lohan creep, and young girls. This is the shit you have to deal with when you play with little girls.
abby | August 20, 2009 at 1:58 pm
This girl’s whole deal is creepy.
Kate Gosselin has come out on top, (by default). Man is she glad she is divorcing this dirt bag.
Jon- grow up and start acting like the father of 8, or of 1. Who gives a shit if your 32, you acted like a big baby a year ago. Now,your just a massive choad who hangs with the Lohan creep, and young girls. This is the shit you have to deal with when you play with little girls.
timbo | August 20, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Jon must think that Kate Major is like a 4-wheeler – fun to ride until the paps catch you on it.
snoop Jonny Jon | August 20, 2009 at 2:07 pm
JON!! Yu DA Man !!!!! if’n its true
snoop Jonny Jon | August 20, 2009 at 2:09 pm
JON!! Yu DA Man !!!!! if’n its true
spinal | August 20, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Gets used for sex and dumped by a Z-list reality star, then brags about it publicly?
Yup, sounds predictable for a Star ‘journalist’ to me…
Carolyn | August 20, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Another stupid woman giving it away and then wondering why one of the most disgusting men on the planet dumps her. Unfortunately she’s ugly too.
Diane | August 20, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Who’s to say she(KM) isn’t on the KateCo. payroll? She already has a staff of 20+, (for what I don’t know). Millions could be saved in the divorce settlement for Kate, and who wouldn’t put it past her? She’s a greedy calculated bitch.
pp | August 20, 2009 at 3:15 pm
So what she’s saying is that she has no phone records, credit card records, or witness’ of any kind and we should believe her.riiiiight…BS written all over it
The Dude | August 20, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Jon should be added to Entourage.
Debbie 31 | August 20, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Ladies, something to take note:
If he’s not willing to let you walk proudly thru his front door, don’t let him in your back door!
Len | August 20, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Kate has a MAJOR fat ass
bet | August 20, 2009 at 4:07 pm
she looks just like Khloe kardashian if she were blonde and also dyed her eyebrows lighter!!!!
ROUGH Daddy | August 20, 2009 at 5:28 pm
#35=cruel
Ronda | August 20, 2009 at 5:54 pm
This poor desperate woman needs to buy a dildo.
PunkA | August 20, 2009 at 6:54 pm
How much you wanna bet she never left Star Mag’s payroll. I bet she gets fatter checks now with all her BS stories in Star than she ever did when she was just writing crap. And by the way, hoe much of a cut do you think Jon got? That POS is in on this 100%. I bet he laughs every day watching the money come in, and the BS stories going out. Easy money, and lazy guys need it.
Indeed | August 20, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Ladies and Gentlement, you are witnessing the romance of the decade.
I CALL dumbho A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE | August 21, 2009 at 12:09 am
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wow | August 21, 2009 at 8:17 am
Does anyone else thinks she sounds like an idiot or is it just me ?
jaymen | August 21, 2009 at 10:05 am
If ANYONE desreved to to cheat, it was Jon.
Ladies, treat your man like dirt and that’s what you get!
Believe it or not, the world does not revolve your mood swings, despite what crap you hear from Oprah. Kate was an abusive spouse, any woman who deines that is a sexist. If he treated her the same way she treated him, hitting and verbal abuse… no one would be defending him… but when a woman acts that way, you can ALWAYS count on other women looking to excuse it.
GO JON!
Kay | August 21, 2009 at 10:29 am
This drama will never stop because they feed of this kind of stuff. I think ratings were going down and that is what started this mess.
Sonja | August 21, 2009 at 10:58 am
I just love seeing Jon self destruct!!
Sonja | August 21, 2009 at 10:59 am
I just love seeing Jon self destruct!!
Sonja | August 21, 2009 at 10:59 am
I just love seeing Jon self destruct!!
bill | August 21, 2009 at 11:16 am
…so tired of these two…there can’t be any parenting going on…they are too bust out making deals and trying to screw the other one (or maybe someone else to help make the deal sweeter) this is an example of trailor trash
annette desimone | August 21, 2009 at 11:35 am
do we really care