Kate Major hitched her wagon to Jon Gosselin’s star. Smart!

July 24th, 2009 // 32 Comments

Whether or not Kate Major and Jon Gosselin are really dating, she plans on milking the situation to become famous, according to her colleagues. NY Daily News reports:

“Kate always wanted to be a celebrity,” one snitch says of the 26-year-old, who resigned from her reporting duties at Star Thursday, citing a conflict of interest between her work duties and her relationship with Gosselin. “Now she’s getting her 15 minutes.”
Adds a publicist pal, “Kate has always wanted to be on TV. She was a talking head at Star, and told me she wanted to work as ["Real Housewives of Atlanta" cast member] Kim Zolciak’s personal assistant. It didn’t matter how she got there — she just wanted to be in the spotlight.”

You know how I know Kate Major is crazy? Because she literally thinks being one of Jon Gosselin’s rebounds, or just saying she was, is her ticket to stardom. Then again, maybe, just maybe, this will up her chances of making it on Rock of Love 4: Ha Ha Ha, I Can’t Believe You Bitches Keep For Falling This.*

*Side Note: I’d consider Bret Michaels Jesus if he actually used that title. Then I’d sue him.

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  1. douchebag

    anyone posting before me is a cunt.

  2. jenny

    Anyone wanting to be associated with this trainwreck must be way hard up.

  3. CManSB

    Actually, it is very smart. By quitiing the Star magazine she is not bound to them for the story. She can then sell the story to highest bidder.

  4. TheGosselinsSUCKSUCKSUCK

    douchebag- you’re killin’ me!
    Everybody except kids, associated with the Gosselins are fucking douchebag assholes. I think that covers how I feel…

  5. 1derwoman

    I don’t care HOW much money he has, I wouldn’t let him touch me with SOMEONE ELSE’S “you-know-what”!

  6. Jayce

    Anyone notice how their expressions in this photo are EXACTLY THE SAME? Isn’t that a little creepy?

  7. kobalt9

    who?

  8. Celebritydeathplane

    Congratulations, Gosselins! You two have been awarded first class seats aboard the Celebrity Death Plane. You are in row 7, seats 3&4….right next to Celine Dion!!

  9. She should just try and become famous based on her gorgeous body, face and stellar personality.

    Oops.

  10. David

    you realize that YOU ARE helping her get to stardom? Love your posts. Love your wit. But now you are just being hypocritical.

  11. Dr.

    He looks like a fat, creepy elf here.

    Nice job on the jeans hemming. Hurry up and fade away.

  12. Seriously who the fuck are these cunts?

  13. Ljutefisk

    She’d make a good “headliner” in a bukkake or gokkun movie. Haha, headliner. Geddit?

    EXCUSE ME NOW WHILE I GO FAP TO THAT THOUGHT.

  14. chango666

    That dude is one UGLY motherfucker . . .

  15. This guy is a nobody.
    Why post stories about a nobody?

    NOBODY FUCKING CARES !!!!!!

  16. Jim McDonough

    He has no balls to do this to his children and his wife….What a loser…

  17. dffffffffffffffff

    Who gives a shit about this Korean anyway

  18. Sunbunny

    She’s 26? She looks 46. The hunger for fame is disgusting. Look at his stumpy legs. Can you imagine his penis? Eeeww! He is morbidly unattractive. Just Asian guys alone, they have to work extra hard for everything -even hotness. This guy is just never gonna get any ass unless it’s in def com 5 desperation for attention mode from a fame whore train wreck as all the almost hot chix this total douche bag w/no penis can get since Kate entirely emasculating him regularly on international levels. I like Kate. She’s takin care of the kids and she deserves a real man after that weenie. All that bitching she did and look. She was a hundred percent right! He’s an idiot! Look at him with out his mommy/kate making all his decisions. He probably thinks these chicks like him. HE PROBABLY THINKS THE CHIX AT THE TITTY BAR ARE REALLY IN TO HIM TOO!!!!!! HAHA! Classic! Yup. THESE are good tiiiimes!!

  19. liz

    He is a freaking idiot. and yes he does look like a fat elf….It is so sad what his ex wife is going through…but worse the kids, all 8 of them… I hope he ends up in the poor house..he seems to be spending his money like a jack ass.. If he starts a childrens clothing line, I would not buy any of that crap.. I would not make that fat ass elf any richer…

  20. liz

    He is a freaking idiot. and yes he does look like a fat elf….It is so sad what his ex wife is going through…but worse the kids, all 8 of them… I hope he ends up in the poor house..he seems to be spending his money like a jack ass.. If he starts a childrens clothing line, I would not buy any of that crap.. I would not make that fat ass elf any richer…

  21. xxWPxx

    I cant tell if hes trying to be country or dress like a blind GQ model.. but the combo of both is just not working.

  22. eggoE

    its really none of anyones business…. i say go jon … the other Kate was not so nice anyway….

  23. Jamie's Uterus

    Who is this whore? Another British nobody trying to make it in America, like Posh and Becks?

    She has to do a sex tape with Pauley Shore, get pissed, or even crapped on, to get famous.

  24. anti-pathy

    Quit your job to date a barely separated married father of eight?, I can’t decide whether this heifer is insane,stupid, or both.

  25. jose

    Can i ask who the fuck really cares about this dude and his girlfriend or exwife or anyone the fucks involved with? Who the hell are you Gosselin people and why do people care

  26. Galtacticus

    If you could have a look in people’s head what’s going on.Or maybe it’s better not,it could be frightening.

  27. Darth

    There’s probably only an echo in these heads.

  28. wow, there really are people who are like that, huh? tv whores.

  29. Its brilliant cuz she’s ugly

  30. elizabeth

    Jon’s a good looking guy who has fame and money and is dating a couple of young hot blondes. Nothing wrong with that.

  31. That is a crazy fool. And yes it does look like a fat elf …. It is very sad at his ex-wife is going through … But the bad kids, all of them 8 … I hope he does end up in the poor house .. He like a jack ass .. Being spent his money if he starts a children’s clothing line, I think that shit .. I would not buy any of it will not be a fat ass rich elf

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