Kate Hudson’s dress is a penis tractor beam and other news

December 21st, 2009 // 60 Comments

- James Franco on SNL: Best of the season? [Lainey Gossip]

- Rihanna almost brought some holiday cheer. So close. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- LeAnn Rimes husband files for divorce. [PopEater]

- Alyssa Milano gets Jersey Shore-ified. (Face punching not included.) [Just Jared]

- George Clooney might have banged the Cryptkeeper which means she’s harnessed the power of the unicorn’s heart. NOOOO! [Celebslam]

- Michael Jackson’s FBI files are set to be released. Ten bucks says he traveled back in time and stole the Lindbergh baby. [PopSugar]

- Chris Brown is apparently the perfect gentlemen. For strippers. [The Blemish]

- Jessica Simpson lighting a candle in her ear while using a Papa John’s pizza box to guard her face. Not an exaggeration. [ICYDK]

- Pete Doherty arrested for bringing drugs inside a court room moments after having charges for “dangerous driving” dismissed. If you’re going to have a drug problem, at least make it hysterical. Amirite? [Socialite Life]

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  1. girlguy

    ohforchristsake, who dresses this chick? It’s California. In December. A crotch-baring onesie (she’s what? 6?) and aptly named UGG(ly) boots. It’s obvious that a gazillion dollars does not buy class. Please go somewhere and redeem your soul, Kate.

  2. jeo

    #44
    I do work out. There’s nothing you can do when you have naturally big framed thick legs. Look at Mya, Beyonce, etc. That’s my curse.

  3. SOS

    Her boots are not Uggs, by the way. That’s some other brand and they look horrible.

  4. Kate Hudson is a penis tractor beam, dress or not. I prefer without the dress. Too bad she is a little flat up top. A couple of implants and she is perfect.

  5. CBT

    Her legs are quite amazing. Would love those things wrapped around my waist as she rode me. yeah, she is flatter than Kansas up top, but you do not miss them with a hard screwing from behind, or with a nice reverse cowgirl.

  6. kate the hoe

    there would be alot of reasons arod tossed this chick to the side, even just looking at her its hard not to miss that arods down graded himself since dating this hollywood hoe.

  7. Rex

    I never liked this whore, but I got to admit nice legs.

  8. she is ugly nowadays

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