Kate Hudson’s dress is a penis tractor beam and other news

December 21st, 2009 // 60 Comments

- James Franco on SNL: Best of the season? [Lainey Gossip]

- Rihanna almost brought some holiday cheer. So close. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- LeAnn Rimes husband files for divorce. [PopEater]

- Alyssa Milano gets Jersey Shore-ified. (Face punching not included.) [Just Jared]

- George Clooney might have banged the Cryptkeeper which means she’s harnessed the power of the unicorn’s heart. NOOOO! [Celebslam]

- Michael Jackson’s FBI files are set to be released. Ten bucks says he traveled back in time and stole the Lindbergh baby. [PopSugar]

- Chris Brown is apparently the perfect gentlemen. For strippers. [The Blemish]

- Jessica Simpson lighting a candle in her ear while using a Papa John’s pizza box to guard her face. Not an exaggeration. [ICYDK]

- Pete Doherty arrested for bringing drugs inside a court room moments after having charges for “dangerous driving” dismissed. If you’re going to have a drug problem, at least make it hysterical. Amirite? [Socialite Life]

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Comments (60)

  1. First | December 21, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    first.

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  2. richardr | December 21, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    kate hudson is nasty

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  3. Elle | December 21, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    She’s got no boobs so what else to show but some unclassy ass?! tasteless

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  4. A Rod | December 21, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    WTF? Is she having sex in a horse barn? Where in the hell is she coming out of? Missing my oingo boingo so much she’s taken up with carni people now.

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  5. whatever | December 21, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    FLAT as a PANCAKE.

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  6. casualencounters.com/blog | December 21, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    Short skirts + bare legs = fail.

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  7. Iveski | December 21, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    Am I the only one who checked out her reflection in the truck to see if I could catch a glimpse of her snizz?

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  8. Kodos | December 21, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    So she’s a little small-chested…
    I’d still bang it raw.

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  9. Ranta Claus | December 21, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    From the waist up it’s a dude

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  10. Fas(c)h(ion)ist(a) | December 21, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    Fug.
    And you can see the spunk of her many, many, MANY ex boyfriends dripping down her usually-spread legs into her Uggs (winter boots. With a summer onesie. What a fashion plate).
    If you’re into pre-pubescent teenaged boys, bang away. If your penis wants pussy, better move it along.

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  11. Toni | December 21, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    I don’t particlularly like Kate Hudson and more than a lack of breasts what I find disturbing is her pecs. Yet, her arse, legs, and shoulders are spectacular. Stop picking on her.

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  12. pimp | December 21, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    i’d fuck her in her whore ass…

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  13. ComicFan | December 21, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    She is as ugly as ever

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  14. Derek Jeter | December 21, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    A-Rod’s steroid peter couldn’t satisfy Kate.

    Case closed. Now let me go forward and spread more herpes than Tiger.

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  15. Donnie Brassballs | December 21, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    Bare legs looks hot. I’d bang her and hope to taste some Goldie in her.

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  16. Smarm | December 21, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    3. Elle – December 21, 2009 4:38 PM

    She’s got no boobs so what else to show but some unclassy ass?! tasteless

    Says she who posts on the superficial and knocks a chick for not having fake tits on a shelf.

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  17. Fame Kills for Fifteen | December 21, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    check out http://www.famekillsfor15.blogspot.com

    television. film. music. celebrities– fame kills for fifteen.

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  18. Hefe | December 21, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    I don’t get the appeal of this broad whatsoever.

    She’s the epitome of mediocre.

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  19. shusha | December 21, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    That’s what hard living does to a woman. She was a beautiful woman who morphed into the hottest trick in the truckstop parking lot.

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  20. shusha | December 21, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    That’s what hard living does to a woman. She was a beautiful woman who morphed into the hottest trick in the truckstop parking lot.

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  21. mo | December 21, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    When did she get so huge?

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  22. who dat | December 21, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    Kates a doorknob. Everybody gets a turn at her.

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  23. gen | December 21, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    Her legs looks amazing.

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  24. jeo | December 21, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    I would almost trade my D cups for her legs. Almost. And I don’t see how anyone can call her ugly but everyone’s got an opinion…

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  25. It's Daisy Duke | December 21, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    Come on, we can all see that she got her son a pony for Christmas, and is now checking on the food delivery. As to why she is dressed like that to go to a feed store, who knows but she must be desperate because the guys that work in those stores are all such pervs and would f….. a sheep if they could get their hands on one.

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  26. Elle | December 21, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    SMARM:
    having ginormous fake boobs and having No boobs at all are both too extreme and neither is good…..I can say whatever I want , and I may have different opinions on different days, depending on my mood:)))) just an old lady here

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  27. Mike Walker | December 21, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    Her boots are a penis deflector shield.

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  28. http://www.topnflnews.com/ | December 21, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    Only the back of this dress is cute the front is too plain and boring …more her sexy picture click the link above~~~

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  29. Armando | December 21, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    I guarunfuckintee you when that skinny little thing gets naked and starts working on you – you will understand why dudes go pussy crazy over her. She can fuck you dry.

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  30. Giggles | December 21, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    Why have you all overlooked the SIN of wearing a summer dress with winter boots?

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  32. Giggles | December 21, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    Why have you all overlooked the SIN of wearing a summer dress with winter boots?

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  33. valentines day | December 21, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    Her dress is so….. what type of dress is that? She does have good legs and yes her boots are good too.

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  34. awsome | December 21, 2009 at 9:59 pm

    That’s because it’s not a dress. You can clearly see that their shorts (short/dress, body suit…wtv you want to call them) in picture number 8.

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  35. Lolo | December 21, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    Ha, that metal thing in the back looks like a giant penis.

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  37. sickitten | December 21, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    Nah, any woman worth her salt knows this one is a diluted copy. She’s plain, uneducated and one of those girlfriends you’ve always pitied but talked up because you’ve felt sorry for her. Used by guys you’d never think of touching. Just genetically not that hot but because of Hollywood Nepotism (like Gwyneth Paltrow) has been thrust into an uber realm that neither have the genetics or smarts to back up. So very sad, all around when reality hits them.

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  38. kingofbeer | December 22, 2009 at 2:13 am

    natural beauty. would hit!

    p.s. I’d bang her mom too!

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  40. jane | December 22, 2009 at 4:14 am

    My best friends linda told me she met a handsome tall guy at a club called “– T a l l h u b . c o m –” where many sexy tall singles who like chatting there. I’m a tall girl, I have met my handsome guy there. And you?

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  41. Gorilla Jim | December 22, 2009 at 4:14 am

    Ok, ok, she’s barely an A cup, but look at those LEGS! Perfection!

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  42. Narcissist | December 22, 2009 at 5:58 am

    “Kate Hudson’s dress is a penis tractor beam”

    Hooray for sarcasm.

    33 – “Her dress is so…..” “….TRAILER PARK”

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  43. Johnny Nogarelli | December 22, 2009 at 6:21 am

    Normal heterosexual males aren’t thinking about the actual dress, they’re thinking about how easy it would be to simply bend her over, move those panties to the side and away you go.

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  44. balance | December 22, 2009 at 8:54 am

    @#24 jeo – you could take yourself to a gym and get legs like that. in the case of toning, its not so much about genetics; we can all be toned and fit if we are willing to work at it. you might lose some fat off those d cups, but i suppose you were considering a trade off anyways. i’d much rather see a woman with c cups (or b’s!) and legs like that than one with d’s and sloppy legs or a’s and overworked or too thin legs. kate’s legs are hot, but total lack of boobs is not so great.

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  45. Cammie | December 22, 2009 at 9:31 am

    It’s a romper. Not a dress.

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  46. paulsmith | December 22, 2009 at 9:46 am

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  47. paulsmith | December 22, 2009 at 9:46 am

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  48. Boogeyman King Dong | December 22, 2009 at 9:47 am

    Ima just looking for her boobs.Did she left them home?!

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  49. Nero | December 22, 2009 at 9:51 am

    @48
    She might be carrying them in her bag.

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  50. Rhialto | December 22, 2009 at 10:00 am

    Her legs are quite allright looking.I don’t see any hair this time.

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