Kate Hudson’s dress is a penis tractor beam and other news

December 21st, 2009 // 60 Comments

- James Franco on SNL: Best of the season? [Lainey Gossip]

- Rihanna almost brought some holiday cheer. So close. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- LeAnn Rimes husband files for divorce. [PopEater]

- Alyssa Milano gets Jersey Shore-ified. (Face punching not included.) [Just Jared]

- George Clooney might have banged the Cryptkeeper which means she’s harnessed the power of the unicorn’s heart. NOOOO! [Celebslam]

- Michael Jackson’s FBI files are set to be released. Ten bucks says he traveled back in time and stole the Lindbergh baby. [PopSugar]

- Chris Brown is apparently the perfect gentlemen. For strippers. [The Blemish]

- Jessica Simpson lighting a candle in her ear while using a Papa John’s pizza box to guard her face. Not an exaggeration. [ICYDK]

- Pete Doherty arrested for bringing drugs inside a court room moments after having charges for “dangerous driving” dismissed. If you’re going to have a drug problem, at least make it hysterical. Amirite? [Socialite Life]

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  1. First

    first.

  2. richardr

    kate hudson is nasty

  3. Elle

    She’s got no boobs so what else to show but some unclassy ass?! tasteless

  4. A Rod

    WTF? Is she having sex in a horse barn? Where in the hell is she coming out of? Missing my oingo boingo so much she’s taken up with carni people now.

  5. whatever

    FLAT as a PANCAKE.

  6. Short skirts + bare legs = fail.

  7. Iveski

    Am I the only one who checked out her reflection in the truck to see if I could catch a glimpse of her snizz?

  8. Kodos

    So she’s a little small-chested…
    I’d still bang it raw.

  9. Ranta Claus

    From the waist up it’s a dude

  10. Fas(c)h(ion)ist(a)

    Fug.
    And you can see the spunk of her many, many, MANY ex boyfriends dripping down her usually-spread legs into her Uggs (winter boots. With a summer onesie. What a fashion plate).
    If you’re into pre-pubescent teenaged boys, bang away. If your penis wants pussy, better move it along.

  11. Toni

    I don’t particlularly like Kate Hudson and more than a lack of breasts what I find disturbing is her pecs. Yet, her arse, legs, and shoulders are spectacular. Stop picking on her.

  12. pimp

    i’d fuck her in her whore ass…

  13. ComicFan

    She is as ugly as ever

  14. Derek Jeter

    A-Rod’s steroid peter couldn’t satisfy Kate.

    Case closed. Now let me go forward and spread more herpes than Tiger.

  15. Donnie Brassballs

    Bare legs looks hot. I’d bang her and hope to taste some Goldie in her.

  16. Smarm

    3. Elle – December 21, 2009 4:38 PM

    She’s got no boobs so what else to show but some unclassy ass?! tasteless

    Says she who posts on the superficial and knocks a chick for not having fake tits on a shelf.

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  18. Hefe

    I don’t get the appeal of this broad whatsoever.

    She’s the epitome of mediocre.

  19. shusha

    That’s what hard living does to a woman. She was a beautiful woman who morphed into the hottest trick in the truckstop parking lot.

  20. shusha

    That’s what hard living does to a woman. She was a beautiful woman who morphed into the hottest trick in the truckstop parking lot.

  21. mo

    When did she get so huge?

  22. who dat

    Kates a doorknob. Everybody gets a turn at her.

  23. gen

    Her legs looks amazing.

  24. jeo

    I would almost trade my D cups for her legs. Almost. And I don’t see how anyone can call her ugly but everyone’s got an opinion…

  25. It's Daisy Duke

    Come on, we can all see that she got her son a pony for Christmas, and is now checking on the food delivery. As to why she is dressed like that to go to a feed store, who knows but she must be desperate because the guys that work in those stores are all such pervs and would f….. a sheep if they could get their hands on one.

  26. Elle

    SMARM:
    having ginormous fake boobs and having No boobs at all are both too extreme and neither is good…..I can say whatever I want , and I may have different opinions on different days, depending on my mood:)))) just an old lady here

  27. Her boots are a penis deflector shield.

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  29. Armando

    I guarunfuckintee you when that skinny little thing gets naked and starts working on you – you will understand why dudes go pussy crazy over her. She can fuck you dry.

  30. Why have you all overlooked the SIN of wearing a summer dress with winter boots?

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  32. Why have you all overlooked the SIN of wearing a summer dress with winter boots?

  33. Her dress is so….. what type of dress is that? She does have good legs and yes her boots are good too.

  34. awsome

    That’s because it’s not a dress. You can clearly see that their shorts (short/dress, body suit…wtv you want to call them) in picture number 8.

  35. Lolo

    Ha, that metal thing in the back looks like a giant penis.

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  37. Nah, any woman worth her salt knows this one is a diluted copy. She’s plain, uneducated and one of those girlfriends you’ve always pitied but talked up because you’ve felt sorry for her. Used by guys you’d never think of touching. Just genetically not that hot but because of Hollywood Nepotism (like Gwyneth Paltrow) has been thrust into an uber realm that neither have the genetics or smarts to back up. So very sad, all around when reality hits them.

  38. kingofbeer

    natural beauty. would hit!

    p.s. I’d bang her mom too!

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  41. Gorilla Jim

    Ok, ok, she’s barely an A cup, but look at those LEGS! Perfection!

  42. “Kate Hudson’s dress is a penis tractor beam”

    Hooray for sarcasm.

    33 – “Her dress is so…..” “….TRAILER PARK”

  43. Johnny Nogarelli

    Normal heterosexual males aren’t thinking about the actual dress, they’re thinking about how easy it would be to simply bend her over, move those panties to the side and away you go.

  44. balance

    @#24 jeo – you could take yourself to a gym and get legs like that. in the case of toning, its not so much about genetics; we can all be toned and fit if we are willing to work at it. you might lose some fat off those d cups, but i suppose you were considering a trade off anyways. i’d much rather see a woman with c cups (or b’s!) and legs like that than one with d’s and sloppy legs or a’s and overworked or too thin legs. kate’s legs are hot, but total lack of boobs is not so great.

  45. Cammie

    It’s a romper. Not a dress.

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  48. Boogeyman King Dong

    Ima just looking for her boobs.Did she left them home?!

  49. Nero

    @48
    She might be carrying them in her bag.

  50. Rhialto

    Her legs are quite allright looking.I don’t see any hair this time.

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