Kate Hudson’s Breast-Gate continues

Kate Hudson decided to let her breasts go braless last night at the Chopard celebration last night furthering speculation as to whether they’re fake, signs of a pregnancy or she just loves ice cream. As a taxpayer, I don’t see any way to settle this outside of a congressional hearing. It’s not like the economy isn’t on its way up, so let’s tackle some real issues for once or I’m pissing my vote away on batshit Ron Paul in 2012. Sure, he’ll never win, but dammit, I’m a man of principle and knowing what boobs are made of. (Redundant? You’re right.)

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