Kate Hudson’s uterus demands A-Rod babies

August 12th, 2009 // 56 Comments

Sensing her biological clock ticking, Kate Hudson wants to have a baby with Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez ASAP, according to In Touch:

The actress has a son — Ryder, 5 — with ex-husband Chris Robinson, but a friend of hers explains: “She just turned 30 and she’s ready to have her second child. She wants Ryder to have a sibling, so she brought up the idea to Alex and told him that they would make a beautiful baby together, and that she would assume all financial responsibility.” But the pal adds that A-Rod, who has daughters Natasha, 4, and Ella, 16 months, with ex-wife Cynthia, is just not ready for more kids right now.

Personally, Kate’s playing this all wrong. I mean, yeah, a baby is a sure-fire way to nail down a man (Not counting Jon Gosselin’s eight kids.), but c’mon, A-Rod was having sex with Madonna. That means Kate has a good 20 years, or some say centuries, before she has to worry about not being attractive to him. Unless of course she sincerely just wants to have a baby because children are life’s most precious gift. Read: Her last movie tanked.

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  1. Guest

    EW!
    Why would anybody have babies with him?

  2. Muess

    EW!

    Why would anybody have babies with her?

  3. yuristache

    Wow. I thought that the Yankees could do better. I mean, those chicks are, at best, Chicago White Sox quality. Yuck.

  4. Pete

    A-rod plays with tar on his bat…

  5. Deacon Jones

    Kate looks like a meth head on an episode of Cops

  6. wtf

    damn she looks like her mom.

    I wonder if Kurt Russell ever got crazy irish drunk and mistook Kate for Goldie and ended up porking her in the pooper?

  7. JP

    Sorry…but as much as I hate to acknowledge it, Bride Wars didn’t tank. A $30 million movie that grosses $115M worldwide is a success.

    Although…pretty much every other Kate Hudson movie did tank. How does she keep getting work?

  8. Nameless

    Lately, Kate has been giving off that despeate, psycho, Jennifer Aniston-like vibe to her.

  9. Zanna

    Everyone knows if you want to have a guy’s baby, you tell him you are on birth control and then get pregnant “by accident” because you were on antibiotics.

    • Omgnooooo

      Thanks a lot! Seems like she took your advice! matt should have read this! Omg
      She jst wanted a sperm donor! ,,’!

  10. FACE

    #5 is dead on – she looks like she sucks dicks for meth money. What a hag? First Madonna (queen of hags) and now this one – whats wrong with A ROd? More money than God and this is the best he can get?

  11. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    I wonder if the rumor is true that a woman needs to wear underwear with Jeter’s face and open mouth in order for ARod to have sex with her?

  12. gotmilk?

    who hasn’t this chick fucked? and can someone please explain how A-Rod is even remotely attractive? i just don’t get it.

    and why does she cake on the makeup to make it look like she doesn’t have make up on? she must be hideous underneath all that foundation.

  13. Is there a time this broad not thinking with her genitals….

  14. sit on it

    I would hit that blond in pic #6 over Kate Herpes

  15. Alex

    How fucking romantic. “…told him that they would make a beautiful baby together, and that she would assume all financial responsibility.”

    Typical of all celebs. I’ll pay for it. And some nanny will raise the child so she can have a playmate for her other kid that she doesnt raise with her divorced celeb husband. Fucking entitlement.

  16. Tom K

    Damn A-Rod and John Gosling have something in common. They both love goofy looking white women. I have never seen two minorities that love white women so much. Those two should be friends and party together.

  17. Upinya

    She sucks for blow.

  18. Yanks Fan

    If the Yanks don’t go all the way this year, I’m going to blame Kate Hudson. That little tramp is bad luck, just ask the black crowes (broke up after she started dating Chris Robinson), Owen Wilson (tried to kill himself after she started dating him), and Lance Armstrong (no longer able to win tour de france after kate hudson sucked the life out of him).

  19. Sunflower

    #13 – my thoughts exactly. Damn, Kate, you get AROUND girl!!!! Chris Robinson is lucky he’s not married to your trash ass anymore! GROSS!!! What’s wrong, honey? Can’t be big girl and be on your own? Be a responsible mother, a respectable woman, just maybe??? instead of worrying about what cock you want in you next???

  20. travis

    she looks awful and like she’s 40 years old. i guess makeup does wondes in the movies. at this point, i would do her cougar mom before her. a-rod should run away fast or try to nail her mom and her at the same time…ewww i’m a sick bastard

  21. richard

    yuck

  22. derek

    Isn’t it possible that since her first kid is named Ryder, that she wants to name the second U-Haul and thinks she needs to hook up with someone with a hyphen in their name?

  23. derek

    Isn’t it possible that since her first kid is named Ryder, that she wants to name the second U-Haul and thinks she needs to hook up with someone with a hyphen in their name?

  24. Might as well get knocked up by a womanizer. She hasn’t had a good movie in 400 years.

  25. Bert

    Just what we need. Why would she do that to her kid? Who wants nigga genes in their bloodline?

  26. Jamie's Uterus

    This worn out skanked up no talent homewrecker should be lucky she hit the genetic jackpot and has a famous mother. Would this pig ever be famous without her mother? Not likely.

    And can anyone remember the name of a Kate Hudson movie they saw, and liked? Nope, I thought so.

  27. Donkey Dongey Dong

    “And can anyone remember the name of a Kate Hudson movie they saw, and liked? Nope, I thought so.”

    How true! Even more sad is the fact that she’s been in movies going back a decade perhaps and STILL, she’s completely irrelevant?

    It’s amazing what a famous mother will do for your career…or pictures of studio execs with a donkey…

  28. xbrighteyesx

    I kind of liked almost famous

  29. xbrighteyesx

    I kind of liked almost famous :(

  30. Cindy

    Man, she’s gonna be one fugly looking thing when she gets old.

  31. Lisa Salazar

    WHOA! I just had the most serious deja vu reading this. Like, real deja vu. Either you have made similar comments re. *insert random fling here* or my senility is officially kicking in. Where am I? OH, hey….I’ve read this before….I”m like having the most serious deja vu reading this.

  32. MosesGabby

    Bring out the ugly stick.

    Man is she a skankapotomous. Goldie needs to go home also. The three amigos fricking suck. No talent washed up old farts.

  33. Just a Plain Jane product of nepotism. Plain Jane, just like Paltrow.

  34. BTW, she needs a chin implant, pronto!

  35. Step off, Kate. That’s Palin territory you’re treading on.

    WOOF. Goldie never looked as shitty as Kate at that age, or 45 yrs old for that matter, did she?

    @ 23 – :P

  36. whoabetsy

    You people are truly despicable. One would’ve thought we’d gone back to 1950s the way you are talking about women. I bet you are all liberal progressives,too. Ah, what comes out of people’s mouths when they are cowardly pontificating from the anonymity of their keyboards. With people like you in the world, equality and respect for women doesn’t stand a chance.

  37. mikeD

    Holy crap she did not age well!! She just turned 30 and she looks 45. GROSS

  38. FACE

    Is that the daughter that the Joker had when he knocked up his illegal alien maid in the 7th picture?

  39. makelovelov8

    I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .———————————————–

  40. makelovelov8

    I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .———————————————–

  41. I thought facials were able to clear skins…

  42. Oh i forgot A-rod’s goops full of steroids…

  43. Nene, pero you know, he treats me right, alright !

  44. yo daddy

    @37 whoabetsy

    Fuck you, you mouthy cunt. You better learn your place and get your ass back in the kitchen and make my supper. You are never too old to get a belt across your ass so start checking you mouth at the door.

  45. Big Dick from Boston

    Niggr fukker

  46. yanni

    Ahhhh, mita jack ber-ton.

    Mothafuckin Kurt “Jack Burton a.k.a. Yes Sir, the check is in the mail” Russell

  47. me

    Bret Michaels has a twin!

  48. snackmix

    Wow. She’s even less attractive than Goldie.

  49. Shut up

    #37: pontificate your ass over to the kitchen and make me a sammich

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