Kate Hudson’s belly: So there’s this thing called a condom….

March 3rd, 2008 // 55 Comments

It seems I’m staring at a lot of celebrity pouches these days to determine if a baby is, medically speaking, up in that ass. In Kate Hudson’s case it’s looking pretty conclusive that she is, indeed, with child. These pictures were taken last night in Miami and, I dunno, it’s kind of hard to refute the babyness. However, on Saturday, she’s not looking so knocked up while riding a bike in a bikini with a conveniently placed t-shirt. Who knows? Which is coincidentally the answer Kate will give when asked who the father is. That being said, she was dating Heath Ledger so maybe he’s living on in some way. You know, as a bastard child who will inevitably see Owen Wilson’s penis. Ah, the circle of life. Quick, somebody fetch me a lion cub to hold in the air. I promise not to throw it at the UPS guy this time.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Splash News

  1. Obvious

    My question is how were her bangs short then the next day long? Sillies that IS Goldie Hawn. I knew the facial features were off to be Kate but the hair sealed it for me.

  2. ellen

    She is so gorgeous. But I am very cucious. Why did she post her profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named
    “wealthydater. com”.. What is she looking for there?

  3. fucktard

    For chrissakes it’s a breeze. The dress is made of silk. It billowed out…..believe it or not, not everyone wears skin tight clothes that make them look ridden with angst against circulation. She’s not pregnant.

  4. A beautiful girl. I have seen her profile on “adultbbwmatch.com” .some one told me that she always dates her younger handsome man on the site .Maybe she want to make more friends on the Internet.Hope I can meet her in the site next time.

  5. Rachel

    How thick are you people? These photos are all FAKE. They’ve been photoshopped. The smudge tool was used in the first ones (with the colorful dress) to “pull out” her tummy and shadows were added to her tank top in the bike pictures. Seriously, they’re so OBVIOUSLY fake.

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