Kate Hudson’s belly: So there’s this thing called a condom….

The Superficial / March 3, 2008

It seems I’m staring at a lot of celebrity pouches these days to determine if a baby is, medically speaking, up in that ass. In Kate Hudson’s case it’s looking pretty conclusive that she is, indeed, with child. These pictures were taken last night in Miami and, I dunno, it’s kind of hard to refute the babyness. However, on Saturday, she’s not looking so knocked up while riding a bike in a bikini with a conveniently placed t-shirt. Who knows? Which is coincidentally the answer Kate will give when asked who the father is. That being said, she was dating Heath Ledger so maybe he’s living on in some way. You know, as a bastard child who will inevitably see Owen Wilson’s penis. Ah, the circle of life. Quick, somebody fetch me a lion cub to hold in the air. I promise not to throw it at the UPS guy this time.

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