Kate Hudson’s ass should fight crime

April 9th, 2008 // 59 Comments

These are shots of Kate Hudson wearing a super short mini-skirt yesterday on the set of her new film Bride Wars. Just in case you forgot how awesome her ass is. Eh? Who loves you? Anyway, had I known Kate was strutting around the streets in this get-up, I would’ve cruised around in my wicked ride. Yup, had she seen my 1995 multi-colored Neon with a twenty-foot spoiler and one of those loud-as-fuck mufflers, I guarantee that mini-skirt would’ve come off faster than Calvin can pee on a Ford symbol. I guess what I’m trying to say is, I understand women.

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Comments (59)

  1. mixedmartialartvideos.com | April 9, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    tadooow!

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  2. sportsdvl | April 9, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    That ass is smoking hot!

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  3. whatever | April 9, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    It’s a good thing she has a good ass, since it is the only source of curves in her entire body.

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  4. Ted Mosby | April 9, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    That girl is all ass.

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  5. adeliza | April 9, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    She might have an ass, but I bet that movie will SUCK. What a horrible actress.

    Cinematic schlock for the mindless masses.

    At least her Momma was funny.

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  6. whatever indeed | April 9, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    This site use to be funny. Now, apparently, it’s only for men to look at asses that they can’t get in real life. Congratulations stupidfishial. You’ve completely hit bottom…….. no pun intended.

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  7. deacon jones | April 9, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    i never got Kate Hudson

    Her ass in the Miami pics was good, for a 28 yr old mother of 2 from Northeast Philly that chain smokes Parliament Lights…

    And her face is always so bloated it looks like she’s been on a bender for 4 days

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  8. alpal | April 9, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    seriously?!? this website is so sad full of pervy old men and computer geeks but nothing better to do than comment on famous peoples bodies. who is even your target audience? cos women wanna read the gossip!

    all of you should grow a pair.

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  9. warren jeffs | April 9, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    that ass has been pumped more than a 13 year old girl in a polygamist camp.

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  10. 2 shiny pennies | April 9, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    her ass definitely fights crime. her ass invites crime in so it can rough up the suspect. job well done, kate.

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  11. shannon | April 9, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    lol @8
    well said. You men are complete losers. yeah? you never GOT Kate? And never will get anything close to that.

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  12. Chan | April 9, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    Ya’ll GOTTA see this!!!!
    http://www.fakebuddy.com

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  13. alpal | April 9, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    @11

    too right. This web sight is a joke. They sit here, on and on, oooh she’s fat. I bet they’re all fug ugly, because who would need to come on a website like this and post comments, if they were getting some.

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  14. havoc | April 9, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    LMAO @ #9………

    .

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  15. ellybell | April 9, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    i agree with #8 – please can EVERY post not be about whether the women’s boobs or ass are acceptable to you or not. please at least put SOMETHING for the ladies. and not make every joke be about how your penis can fight chuck norris and still have time to turn water into wine.

    on another topic – does anyone else find it hard to imagine what the superficial writer dude looks like? i can’t imagine a single type of look that matches the personality that comes across on this site. i’m also depressed that i even have to time to contemplate it.

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  16. Tapeworm | April 9, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    Her face is the real crime.

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  17. UltraSly | April 9, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    “At least her Momma was funny” and now, not threatening?
    “well said. You men are complete losers. yeah? you never GOT Kate? And never will get anything close to that.” So you admit she’s attractive?
    “this website is so sad full of pervy old men and computer geeks but nothing better to do than comment on famous peoples bodies. ” And people who comment on pervy old men and computer geeks, what’s up with that?
    “all of you should grow a pair.” To do what? look at the gossip? Does that mean that owning a pair stops you from being a perverted old geek? Does that mean you have one?
    “that ass has been pumped more than a 13 year old girl in a polygamist camp.” Eloquently put. (for real)

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  18. whatever indeed | April 9, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    @17 too bad that doesn’t make any sense.
    Come on you perverts. Can’t you get a better spokesman than that???

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  19. Auntie Kryst | April 9, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    #8, 11, 15
    Hey not all the men here feel that way nor make derogatory comments about women’s bodies. We just like to joke about the paucity of human spirit embued in celebrity culture and discuss the farce that is fame.

    Without every using a single one of them, you all have a capital letter idea. Fair is fair, and a little more gossip is warranted. Ladies, I stand behind you..

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  20. Tom | April 9, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    HOT. As one of this site’s resident dirty pervs, I’d say that I wouldn’t mind Kate here wrestling me to the ground with those legs. Hell, I’d commit murder just for that to happen, actually. I just hope she uses excessive force when smothering me. Dammit, I wish I was viewing these pictures at home.

    Tom

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  21. ellybell | April 9, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    #19 yeah but when you joke about the paucity of human spirit it almost ALWAYS involves women’s bodies.
    but thanks for standing behind us…not too close i hope.
    (did i just break my own rule?)

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  22. ellybell | April 9, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    oh and by “when YOU joke” i didn’t mean you specifically auntie kryst, i meant you plural as in the majority of the men here, not all of them ;)

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  23. antoine | April 9, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    @ 8, 11 , 15

    I have banged women hotter then kate hudson, so I can commet all I want about her tiny boobs and nice ass.

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  24. combustion8 | April 9, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    I wanna be friends with it.

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  25. Tom | April 9, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    Why the controversy?

    Seriously, the whole point of Kate walking around in that outfit is for guys to leer at her ass. Why else would she be wearing that? She looks like a desperate hooker.

    Tom

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  26. Rich | April 9, 2008 at 5:31 pm

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  27. Dr. Drew | April 9, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    FIRST!

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  28. ellybell | April 9, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    #23 i don’t know why i’m one of the people you’re addressing me particularly.
    and you’re comment makes fuck all logical sense by the way.

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  29. RENEE | April 9, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    Her ass is the best thing she’s got going for her (and no I don’t mean Owen…ooh, that was harsh) ; otherwise she’s not particularly special as far as looks or talent are concerned. And no those aren’t asspads; she’s a flat chested bubblebutt girl! Bubblebutt girls: Britney, JLo, Jessica Biel…hm, who else?

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  30. antoine | April 9, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    @ellybell

    Sorry, it was nothing personal, ellybell. I really wasn’t trying to make a point I just wanted everyone to know that I’ve banged hotter women then Kate Hudson….and now I’ve been able to tell everyone twice!!

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  31. Dr. Drew | April 9, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    MY WIFE IS HOTTER THAN HER!

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  32. BunnyButt | April 9, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    * Points to the name of the site and wonders why anyone would expect anything but SUPERFICIAL comments. *

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  33. jesse | April 9, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    @8

    Are you serious? Is this the only celebrity gossip site you know of?

    If you don’t like the community of wannabe Lady’s Men(antoine), pervs, and computer geeks, then don’t come here. This is definitely not a site for women with no sense of humor, or any understanding of why guys would come on here and make comments about chicks bodies.

    Where else can we convince people we’re actually attractive and have higher standards than in real life?

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  34. UltraSly | April 9, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    “@17 too bad that doesn’t make any sense.
    Come on you perverts. Can’t you get a better spokesman than that???”
    I could type slower

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  35. justtheobvious | April 9, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    What’s with the huge lens sunglasses? I hate them. Everyone thinks Stupid looking is in. Dumb asses

    I guess you can squirt your jizz all over them though but with an ass like that… I’m going for a different target.

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  36. UltraSly | April 9, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    “Where else can we convince people we’re actually attractive and have higher standards than in real life?” Indeed, and pointing to the defects of Kate Hudson, “She might have an ass, but I bet that movie will SUCK. What a horrible actress.” actually makes me think you are right.

    “Hey not all the men here feel that way nor make derogatory comments about women’s bodies.” As not all women feel like making non derogatory comments about “attractive” women’s body parts. That makes them a bit hypocritical doesn’t it?.
    Kim is fat :0

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  37. Ariella | April 9, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    i’m 89% sure those are implants or something

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  38. Ash | April 9, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    You know what is absolutely hilarious… that people actually take anything posted on this website seriously… I bet kate is looking at this right now and pissing herself laughing… cause it is all in good fun ladies, let us laugh at the superficial… as we all are

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  39. Rat | April 9, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    I’d let her stomp on my balls!

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  40. Bishop | April 9, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    What is it with small boobied women suddenly having crackin’ asses? First Mena Suvari, now Kate. It’s just a hunch but I think the Booty-Faery has been visiting Hollywood!

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  41. boy | April 9, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    I agree she’s totally hot.

    I’d love for her to tie me up and pleasure herself on my face for several days.

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  42. Mellie | April 9, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    @32 i adore u for that…when im at work i occaisionally read the comments because i find them funny, i think its lame to care so much to actually get offended by any of them, if u are sitting at the dinner table unable to eat ur mashed potatoes because of what someone said about a celeb then maybe its time to stop bookmarking this site eh? maybe check out another site for a few days and cool off…?

    again keep up the opinions and thoughts guys! GOD BLESS AMERICA lol

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  43. frankin | April 9, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    She has a big ass!!!! She is very hot . every time i signed in a dating site called meetingwealthy.com, there were always
    many men talking about her how sexy and pretty …It is said she is dating friend there.

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  44. queenedboy | April 9, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    She has killer legs.
    A girl like that can wrap them around you and squeeze you to death.
    You would not even mind.

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  45. Ted from LA | April 9, 2008 at 11:16 pm

    I don’t know. Death? I draw the line before that in terms of sexual pleasure. Now a good grind in a club on a cold January night, I’m game.

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  46. Anal Fistula | April 9, 2008 at 11:33 pm

    #8, 15…are you genuinely expecting to find gender equity and thoughtful discourse on a celebrity blogsite named “the superficial”?

    ye gods, what a whiny bunch of clods…let me know when the menstruation ends

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  47. JK | April 10, 2008 at 1:11 am

    Damn, girl has got awesome legs and an even nicer ass. I’d consider her a buttaface but with legs and ass like hers, who the fuck would care about her face?

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  48. JK | April 10, 2008 at 1:11 am

    Damn, girl has got awesome legs and an even nicer ass. I’d consider her a buttface but with legs and ass like hers, who the fuck would care about her face?

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  49. JK | April 10, 2008 at 1:11 am

    Damn, girl has got awesome legs and an even nicer ass. I’d consider her a buttaface but with legs and ass like hers, who the fuck would care about her face?

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  50. MBA Nixon | April 10, 2008 at 1:37 am

    As unattractive and talentless as her mom.

    Reply

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