Kate Hudson went to Miami for Owen Wilson

March 7th, 2008 // 284 Comments

Kate Hudson’s recent trip to Miami is reportedly all about spending time with Owen Wilson. Owen’s in town filming Marley & Me with Jennifer Aniston. Kate just happened to have some free time to jet down to Florida to rekindle their romance and become the subject of intense pregnancy rumors until she shut everyone up by wearing a bikini. If only more women would solve their problems with such bravery and bikini-ness. (Katie Price lingerie models excluded.) NY Daily News has the details:

Although they successfully avoided the paparazzi, a pal tells us they enjoyed alone time at night at Wilson’s Star Island bachelor pad. “They rekindled things over Oscar weekend at Madonna’s big bash, and their schedules happened to sync perfectly for a Miami trip,” the friend tells us.

I know a lot of you are probably bitching, “So what?” Everyone knows her and Owen are getting back together and I shouldn’t even make a post about them. May I direct your attention to the butt? I rest my case. This court finds The Superficial Writer not-guilty on charges of “non-news” and deems him more manly than a lumberjack driving a tank. Case dismissed! Holy crap, my words just owned you. Now, seriously, look at that toosh and try not to send Owen Wilson a free bag of heroin. It’s impossible. Now, which is faster: FedEx or UPS?

Photos: Splash News
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  1. ass

    It’s an ugly pilbury doughboy ass.

  2. Tobes

    haha…

    Its great seeing this blog as what it is, another piece of machinery to grind down the percieved appreciation of the female form to an ultimate size that everyone who wants to be in an A-List movie will have to conform to.

    What a bunch of fakes you are!

    No offense intended of course :-) – I expect you’re all happy being so critical, and if you can’t be an expert on anything, I’m sure this empowers you somewhat.

    All the best! – and I hope that when you score a half-decent looking chick, you can actually get a wood and not be distracted to her imperdetions!

  3. Lugh

    You misspelled “perceived.” And what the hell does “imperdetions” mean? That’s not even a word.

    It’s the Superficial, lighten up. As for me, that is an absolutely AMAZING ass. Wow oh wow!

  4. Tobes

    Thanks for the corrections – Its probably ‘cos my fingers are too fat :-)

    haha…

    Its great seeing this blog as what it is, another piece of machinery to grind down the perceived appreciation of the female form to an ultimate size that everyone who wants to be in an A-List movie will have to conform to.

    What a bunch of fakes you are!

    No offense intended of course :-) – I expect you’re all happy being so critical, and if you can’t be an expert on anything, I’m sure this empowers you somewhat.

    All the best! – and I hope that when you score a half-decent looking chick, you can actually get a wood and not be distracted to her imperfections!

  5. Sugreev

    Man,I never thought of her in the way I’m thinking of right now.Now I understand why Owen Wilson was driven to the edge,after their breakup.

  6. Lys

    181

    You should’nt be so upset… Insulting you guys has become my favorite sport… If you weren’t as crappy as I said, you would’nt mind my opinion. You really have self-esteem issues… Who, in jebus name, has the time to write all the shit you wrote? ( and don’t say ”you”, cause I haven’t spend a day analysing somebody else comments)
    You don’t agree with me that 9/11 and its affiliates are a bunch of lies? Good for you. Must be cool to live in lolipopland. But where I live, we think by ourselves.
    I hope you had as much fun deforming my comments as I had yawning at them.
    (yes, i made typos, and I don’t care. I’m a french speaker. I live in a french country and english is just a tool I use sometimes when I go out of my country)
    By the way, you are Mexican? What the hell are you doing in USA? You were to lazy to pick a better place to live? Sucks to be you.

  7. Harry Ballzack

    Holy Crap !!!

    That is one cute ass !!!!

  8. Lys,

    You might have wiped the floor with them by being a smartass,

    But that was so fucking hot.

    I’m American btw, and yeah, America sucks. How can it not when the education system is so shitty that nearly everyone has a very bounded rationality.

  9. Heather

    I will admit that the real reason guys fuck me in the ass are:
    1) I have an ugly face
    2)I have a loose pussy

    I am sorry False Heather you were right. I hate anal sex because of the pain and stool size increase it has caused me. But I will do whatever it takes to keep a man. Any man. Any man that will sleep with me. You see, I am the kind of girl that guys say “You have a nice body” to. Because they do not like my face.

    And so I take it up the ass!
    OH thank you Brownstar Astronomer for the tips!!!!

  10. Kim K.

    #261

    You need to do what all the hard core up the buttocks porn stars do. Fast for one day and douche your buttocks. And use butt plugs too.

  11. loulou

    bla bla bla who cares, she’s cute. get over it!! next………….

  12. Derek

    Wow… I never thought Kate Hudson would give me man-cramps.

    Work it, gurl!

  13. tesla coil

    Lys,

    Aside from being in the wrong forum, your obvious small-dick affliction and national insecurity is amusing. Your bigotry and intollerance for other cultures just makes you more confused since it’s obvious you covet what your deride. Your timing is good though. People here are talking about asses, and you, being one, came in to save the day!

    Take your pathetic french accent and go surrender to someone else that cares. It’s like you’re in fifth grade or something. Who spouts dumb crap in a forum about superficial things and then acts like a tiny dicked insecure freak by responding to comments in french trying to prove points? Let me guess, you’re probably going to respond to this (predictable and childish), act superior (sign of a weak, cowardly intellect) and act like some subjugated person. Oh wait, you probably are since you don’t have any real balls and prefer to write your lame commentary anonymously online.

    Be pretty cool if you’d just STFU, but it’s okay, just respond to all of us and prove my point. it’s just too bad that you, being the gigantic ass you obviously are, cannot compare to the nice one pictured on the page above.

    Have fun being your lonely self everyday. I’m sure that’s pretty much punishment enough.

    -Someone from TAIWAN, hey, we can write english too! STOP THE PRESSES!

  14. naticatty

    Does anybody know the brand of Kate’s bikini?

  15. bitchybeige

    Whatever. Too bad she’s so sloppy looking

  16. rosa

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  17. Mobby

    if it’s photoshoped GOOD WORK
    if it’s not STILL GOOD WORK

    looking to these things give me cafeine boost

  18. Mobby

    UPS coz they have package tracking…. 0_o

  19. Chris

    I’d so do her with a bag over her head!!

  20. Alladierre

    kate hudson is super ugly.she is fat and her tits are minimal.

  21. sadie

    # 33. Damn right. Mine just won’t quit, but my boobies quit back in 99.

  22. Lucy

    nice ass but her front side (tits, stomach, face) ruins it.

  23. Jareth Cutestory

    Jesus Christ.

  24. This might be the 84th time that photo’s been posted here, but it gets better every time.

    I think I’m gonna have to frame it and hang it in my hallway, and put one of those fancy lights above it.

  25. USA SUCKS COCKS IN HELL! OH WELL, SAY HELLO TO MY NEW FRIEND-BUSH OSAMA GAY BIN LADEN! OH SORRY, DID I JUST SAY THOSE WORDS? OH WELL, IF YOU FOOL ME ONCE…SHAME ON..SHAME ON YOU? THANKS US AND A LIKE ANUS!!!

  26. jake

    ohhh my god!! i could fuck her over and over again!! she needs to take all her cloth off…..uhuhuhuhuhuh so hot!! she is the hottest chick ive ever seen!! i just want to fuck her! oh my god.

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    TehtehTeh
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    oh i came.

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    Frugal Gourmet
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    Looks like a toddler’s ass.

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    jt
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    sweet sweet ass.

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    Nina
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    I’m surprised. She actually has a hot ass.

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    Michael
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    Kinda slow looking but a well rounded tuchus.

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