look it’s owen wilson at age 13
Okay hold up in breaking news Keith Urban has checked himself into rehab! mothafucka!
The world no longer makes sense!
ok carry on
Boobs or no boobs, im surre she looks better than most of us in here, she pretty cute and has a great ass.
Newsflash: he is reportedly addicted to hair dye.
Sarah Jean (I can seeee you!!!)
Will you PLEASE put your grandpa B;air’s web page back up? While I have nothing but contempt for you, I think he looks like a rockstar! And I would never say a bad thing about anybody’s grandpa. I don’t roll like that.
I USED TO LOOK LIKE HER UNTIL I GOT BREAST IMPLANTS. NOW THE ONLY GUYS THAT ASK ME OUT ARE THOSE WITH small dicks. WISH I HAD KNOWN ABOUT THAT “SIDE EFFECT” BEFORE THE SURGERY.
I have a sneaky feeling she enjoys anal sex.
# 46 Maybe work on your personality now…
I saw her on a talk show back when she was pregnant, and she was very proud of having temporary “boobs,” she kept clutching them and shouting about having boobs to the audience. I think she had them for a little while after the baby was born, but she went on one of those Hollywood trainer power diets, where you exercise all day and eat some specially designed nutrient program. I read in a magazine she lost something like 60 lbs. in a couple months.
She looks hot! I would consider switching sides for her.
Don’t worry Kate, I got enough boobies for both of us!
Looks like that kid from The Sixth Sense grew his hair long.
#49 grassy ass
It’s disturbing isn’t it? The world no longer makes sense.
#52 you have never been more right, it’s amazing!
#46 – You ever heard the saying that every man’s organ is small when it’s playing inside of a cathedral?
To quote the late great Sam Kinison, “if she still thinks that it’s small then she won’t mind when I SHOVE IT IN HER ASS!! AAH! AAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!”
#40 – My wife has huge-mongous cans. The thought of anal sex makes her wretch. True story. My cross to bear. On the other hand, I know a chick who loves anal more than regular style (bummer that I didn’t get to find out personally), and her tits are even smaller than Kate’s.
I think that we have the beginnings of a scientific study here. I wonder if the feds would put up $250,000 to conduct “statistical research” . . . .
huge rack too eh
#54 – I can’t stop laughing at the Sam Kinison quote… hahahahahahahahaha
I find it helps to train them young in anal, pre-childbirth. Some develop hemorrhoids and, while the speed bumps may be great fun for us, it hurts them like a motherfucker. Conversely, many of you who have women who poo-poo on pistons in the poop chute, probably ran more anal trains than a gay Amtrak in high school and college. Like Bob Marley said, don’t let ‘em fool ya…
#54 I think that guys with small packages try to find a woman with large boobs to compensate for their shortcomings. When you see a guy with a top heavy chick you can bet his john is a mini. Didn’t you mention that your wife has large cans?
@54 wedgeone – You may be on to something there. I volunteer to “test” the subjects.
Celebs, like Keira Knightly and this one….SO played out NOT getting implants. Puhleez – finish the job – Dr. Rey will cancel an appt for you.
Does she LIVE in the ocean? I think her and Matthew McConaughy who LIVES on the beach should just get together, if only for convenience. He’s trying to camoflauge his good looks enough for her to like! Owen Wilson and all that Aqua Net he wears will just get sticky in the water. Ewwwwww.
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