Kate Hudson wears her bikini

October 20th, 2006 // 159 Comments
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  1. PostAcidYouth

    She has tits. They’re just small. Nothing wrong with that. If you can cup ‘em in your hand and fit ‘em in your mouth, then they’ll do nicely. If she were any bigger she’d have post-pregnancy tits-on-toes sag. Believe me, that’s twenty times worse.

  2. InstantAsshat-AddFame

    Shaun’s web design site is certainly no worse than Sarah-Jean’s web design site:

    http://delectual.com/

    You can really sense the creativity in her black, grey, and classic white background motif.

    I need to hurl some Skittles on that site–give it some color.

  3. BarbadoSlim

    Ha !! as if I needed proof, according to the good folks over at Dictionary.com there is no such word as DELECTUAL, it’s just some bullshit term this insane bitch came up with to try to sound technical or some shit.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=delectual

  4. kitty_kat

    Ummm… am I the only one that finds her body manish looking? I mean seriously, what’s so attractive about a woman with breasts that small in a bikini? That’s not to say that I believe a woman has to have DDs to look nice in a swimsuit, but their body should at least be proportionate. And hers isn’t.

  5. krisdylee

    Hey, kitty-kat… know what? Fuck you….

    I had great tits about 8 years ago, then I had two babies, nursed them, and my perky 36 c’s somehow became perky 36 a’s. It’s nature, sometimes a chick gets smaller after having a baby or two…. Guess that I’m not “proportionate” according to you, but I love my tits… They’ll never sag to my belly button…. my hubby loves to cup them when I’m riding him hard, so…. again, fuck you….

  6. RichPort

    Delectual is a hybrid term, a cross between delicious and intellectual. It’s like calling a bald guy curly or a fat guy slim, the irony of the name itself makes it seem attractive initially. Other terms invented by SJ, but ultimately rejected, include:

    WHORLAR – A cross between whore and scholar
    PRETTIOT – A cross between pretty and idiot
    YUMANKY – Yummy and skanky
    QUILAC – Queen and lilac
    HORAGRAPHER – Horrible photographer

    Any additional ideas can be submitted to her web site via email, free of charge.

  7. ForMeToKnow

    Krysdylee…you ride your husband hard? Really? You’ve never mentioned that before. *scratches head*

    Anyhow, Yes…Kate should have bigger boobs, but she had a really great body and she is confident enough to NOT get fake boobs and that makes her sexy.

  8. ForMeToKnow

    “has” I mean.

    And my boobs are still the same size after two children….a little less perky, but they were abnormally spectacular before kids…so now they are about normal.

  9. Forget her tits…where have her facial features gone? They appear to have been erased.

  10. hellup

    the fuck are some of you talking about, her having the body of a little boy? what, just cuz she has no tits? cuz that’s the only thing you could possibly complain about with her. what 8 yr old has an ass like that, especially for a white chick (don’t give me that, you’ve seen katie’s)?

    save the “boney” shit for nicole richie if you have to, but quit beating around the bush and just come right out and admit it: some women could do a lot worse than investing in breast implants… either that or learn to live with the “wittle ones” like some of the others have up here.

  11. squidtits

    …but speaking of her tits, why can’t the people that think she should get a couple of rubbery bags of industrial type filler stuffed into her delicate, sensitive bosom appreciate the beauty of diversity? I myself have an abundant expanse of soft, wan, mammary baps punctuated by a couple of large, beige nipples smeared across each bountiful, porridgey sack. Yet i would be proud to rub these against her taught, perky breasts while PapaHotNuts delivered the jackpot in Kates eager, athletic wet snatch.

  12. And for the person who said she looks “boney”…maybe you should see this:

    http://www.fuglyforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=8758

  13. Steeno

    i used to resent my mini 34b’s. still would prefer full c’s, but i’m learning to love what i got. they’re attentive, receptive, ….

    and my body agrees with the theory discussed earlier.

  14. Check out Edna Bambricks take on the whole Sarah-Jean thing.

    http://ednas-gonna-smote-you.blogspot.com/

    Credit goes to that Angry of all Ferrets.

  15. Dirt McGirt

    Kate Hudson is one of the shittiest people that I’ve seen in a long time. And another thing, whoever the person is that writes the “stories” on the front page of this site is not funny anymore; seriously, his “humor” is complete shit. Same old stuff, every day. nothing new. While were on this subject, everyone on here should be ashamed of themselves for even being on this site. I know I’m being hypocritical, but so be it. I have to be. for your sake. Apparently, no one else who knows you is telling you, so I have to be the one who does. your lives are pathetic…you have to go online and talk shit about celebrities because your own lives are horrible, youre all probably a bunch of wage slaves, coming home after your nine to fives and writing comments that no one important will ever see or care about. The guys who write in here are losers, probably never seen a vag since theyve been born, and the women have such low self-esteem that they have to trash other girls to make themselves feel better. What else have I forgot? Oh, yeah, you know that the guy that runs this site is probably a major pedophile or something to be scanning the internet for womens “nip-slips” or something else. Do you know what they do to people like you in prison asshole? Maybe all the celebsluts on here are ho’s, and are addicted to drugs/alcohol, but there lives (at least the partying) is probably no different than your own pathetic existence. One more thing: if youre on this site and are over, say, 29, you should be shot on site for mere principle. Yes, anything over 29 is pathetically old you old ass fuckers. That is all

  16. BarbadoSlim

    Yeah, I hear ya but whatever “Dirt” why don’t you go eat a bag of fuck, you commie.

    Che Guevara’s site —————->

  17. Wow. Dirty McGirty seems a little disillusioned with the whole Superficial thing, doesn’t he? He just needs to chill out at the mall with a soda, maybe buy some noo white sneakers and check out some hot, young chicks’ asses til he feels at home again. Alternatively, he could have part of his brain cauterised by the faulty synapse connections that occur when listening to the President of the U.S. of A. talk. That worked for me, afterall.

  18. Alternatively, Dirty can go post his filthy, commie views at this forum for social outcasts and delinquents:

    http://www.fuglyforums.com/

    I’m begging. No actually, i’m not. It’s not as if i’m desperately spamming links to lure hapless souls to my favourite forum that’s needing some fresh, exciting new blood or anything. I’M NOT.

  19. shaun

    shame about her chest. apart from that she has a stunning and natural looking body.

  20. RichPort

    #115 – ODB? You’re alive??? You were much funnier on you albums; this rant just comes across as sad and bitter. Your online date fell through after discovering your hand is permanently shoved in your forest-like crotch? I bet when you jerk off it looks like you’re rolling boogers, pencil dick. Sad I tell you, just sad.

    When pious pricks preposterously postulate positions predominantly perturbed by people’s peaceful puns, it really, rightfully and reasonably, reveals their rapidly reducing righteous relevance.

    In other words, go away and blow me, not necessarily in that order. What the fuck is the matter with kids today? If you stupidly keep all of your relationships online, kudos to you. Kindly eat a dick, mourn the closing of hedonistica, bend yourself in half like a flip phone, and kiss your own ass goodbye. And don’t sully Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s name you fucking child… I mean how old were you were Wu Tang was hot? Like 6? Put the mouse down, go out and learn something. Celebs deserve what they get, bitch.

  21. *favourite crappy form.

  22. UglyPornStar

    I’ve seen bigger lumps in a bowl of porridge. She’s really not even that hot. She’s cute i’ll give her that.

  23. Binky

    Hey Mr. Fish – your mom is writing in again (# 115)
    She seems to be angrier than ‘Black Jack Shellack’ this time.

  24. kitty_kat

    #105- No krisdylee, fuck you. And get a life while you’re at it, troll. Just because I’m not gonna kiss her ass and say “OMG! She looks soooo amazing!!!” doesn’t mean that I deserve your rudeness. You obviously have issues with your small tits since you felt you had to respond to what I posted even though I was doing nothing more than expressing my opinion. But keep telling yourself that your mosquito bites are awesome if that makes you feel better honey.

  25. krisdylee

    Hey everybody, kitty_kat just called me a troll!!!!!

    I don’t have any body issues. I love my small tits. What I can’t fucking stand is the idea that only “real” women have large breasts. Come on… Oh, wait… do you have big boobs? So when you’re tucking them in your pants when you’re 55, mine will still be where nature intended.

    PS, everyone deserves rudeness now and again….

  26. BarbadoSlim

    CATFIGHT!!!!!

    Stallion, I’m counting on you to bring the beer.

    Puertorican rules are in place ladies (long nails and knives allowed, the one who cuts the first face wins)

    FIGHT!!

  27. CruisingForCock

    Some of these people need to learn how to fill their prescription before the weekend.

    Ladies, you can make fun of my small breasts. I have never had a complaint from a man about the size.

  28. krisdylee

    The only complaint I had about your tits Cruising, is they’re not in my mouth near as much as I’d like…..

    here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty…..

  29. BarbadoSlim

    And all you ladies, I’m gonna need ah, photographic samples of all your activities for hmmm research I’m doing for an article, yeah, on The New Yorker dealing with Female violence and breast size, in a contemporary context versus the Viking expansionist period.

  30. At this point in my life, I’ll take any kind of breasts.
    Big
    Small
    Real
    Fake
    Perky
    Saggy
    Baggy
    Haggy
    Flaggy
    Snaggy
    Maggy
    Waggy
    Craggy
    Dick-Fucked
    Mouth-Sucked
    Ass-Touched
    and even krisdylees!!!

    Tits is tits.

  31. CruisingForCock

    130 Well played. Your prize…you like oral?

    129 I offer myself to you, for science.

    128 I stand corrected, I have had that complaint in the past. It’s just so hard to have my tits in your mouth when your head is between my thighs.

  32. billabong021

    she

    is

    hot

    as

    fuck

    shes the hottest thing in hollywood, fuck tht, america.

  33. RichPort

    #126 – Puertorican rules? Cool I’ll bring the vaseline then…

    Big tits are like make up or red lipstick: eye catching. But big tits do not make up for lack of ass, which many huge breasted chicks sorely lack. Big tits don’t help you look good in jeans or a gown. My wife is small and delectable. Or is it delectual? Fuck, I get my words confused Monday mornings…

  34. mrs.t

    Re: 132

    Did herbiefrog change his name, or start a trend?

  35. el_princess

    @133

    Oh please. I don’t know which huge breasted chicks you’ve been checking out but I’ve got big tits AND a perfect ass and I’m 100% plastic-free. Nothing wrong with small boobs but when you can’t tell what’s front or back…to me that’s not sexy.

  36. RichPort

    #135 – Good for you tootsie pop. And I have enormous perfectly sculpted muscles, a killer wardrobe, and a smile that makes women cum on sight. See? We can both play the “I’m completely fucking full of shit” game.

    I believe I said “many”, not “all”. You might wanna brush up on those reading comprehension skills. Vida Guerra is an example of having it all, good looks, huge knockers and a slamming ass, but those chicks are few and far between.

  37. Strano

    To me, it’s all about the “BA ratio”
    Thats the Breast / Ass ratio.

    BA ratio = 1.2 fantastic

    BA ratio =1.0 normal,
    Could mean big cans, but plenty of junk in dat trunk.
    Could also mean surfboard flat with an ass tighter than a size 6 bikini on Cameron Manheim.

    BA ratio = 0.8 ,No tits, big ass, all bad. no good can come from this.

  38. ponk

    ever try sucking on a basketball? 34DDD of silicone will produce the same effect. I’ll take the small titties and finely manicured beaver over fake tits any day.

  39. happy hands club

    Hi, I’ve been enjoying sf for about a year now. This is my first post. I would really love to know if men actually like fake boobs.

  40. Tra

    #139 I think you won’t get a definete answer. It depends on the person. So either way you are someone out there will like what you have.

  41. commissioner

    #139

    You can pose your question to Sarah Jean on http://delectual.com/. She will research and post the results for you.

  42. RichPort

    #139 – Unbutton your blouse and I’ll tell you if I like what I feel or not.

  43. happy hands club

    #142 – I don’t have fake ones. I’m a 36C. I’m just trying to figure out if men find fake = sexy.

  44. RichPort

    #143 – I never said you did. I’m just trying to run a controlled experiment.

  45. commissioner

    #144

    I’ve had my sweater pulled over my head for ten minutes waiting for you to cop a feel.

  46. el_princess

    @136…

    Not completely full of shit, just lucky I guess…(there are pictures that prove this.)

    As for reading comprehension…I don’t think too well on a monday morning either.

  47. kate

    She looks great. And while I would agree that fake boobs are crap, and I wouldn’t tell her to get them, her lack of any boobs at all make me feel better.

  48. RichPort

    Commish – LOL! That remids me of a joke someone sent me regarding copping feels:

    A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.

    On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, “I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”

    “About 32,” is the reply.

    “Nope! I’m exactly 50,” the woman says happily.

    A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question.

    The girl replies, “I’d guess about 29.”

    The woman replies with a big smile, “Nope, I’m 50.”

    Now she’s feeling really good about herself.
    She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.

    The clerk responds, “Oh, I’d say 30.”

    Again she proudly responds, “I’m 50, but thank you!”

    While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.

    He replies, “Lady, I’m 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands
    under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.”

    They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, “What the hell, go ahead.”

    He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.

    After a couple of minutes of this, she says, “Okay, okay…How old am I?”

    He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, “Madam, you are 50.”

    Stunned and amazed, the woman says,
    “That was incredible, how could you tell?”

    The old man says, “Promise you won’t get mad?”

    “I promise I won’t,” she says.

    “I was behind you in line at McDonald’s.”

  49. happy hands club

    144 – ok. sounds good.

  50. EJ

    “Kate has confidence and that makes her sexy.”

    ‘Scuse me while I go throw up. Sorry, guys, but opting to not get boob surgery doesn’t _automatically_ make you sexy. You actually have to kind of, oh, look good in broad daylight. Oh, and not having a concave chest, yeah that helps too.

    OOC, since when did the Superficial get invaded by sugary cheerleaders who LUV Kate and gay guys who talk about anal and ATM every thread? Where did all the clever commenters go? I’m going to go ask Mr. Owl…

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