Kate Hudson wears her bikini

October 20th, 2006 // 159 Comments
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  1. vargagirl

    She looks hot! I would consider switching sides for her.
    Don’t worry Kate, I got enough boobies for both of us!

  2. BigJim

    Looks like that kid from The Sixth Sense grew his hair long.

  3. radio4play

    #49 grassy ass

    It’s disturbing isn’t it? The world no longer makes sense.

    #52 you have never been more right, it’s amazing!

  4. wedgeone

    #46 – You ever heard the saying that every man’s organ is small when it’s playing inside of a cathedral?
    To quote the late great Sam Kinison, “if she still thinks that it’s small then she won’t mind when I SHOVE IT IN HER ASS!! AAH! AAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!”

    #40 – My wife has huge-mongous cans. The thought of anal sex makes her wretch. True story. My cross to bear. On the other hand, I know a chick who loves anal more than regular style (bummer that I didn’t get to find out personally), and her tits are even smaller than Kate’s.
    I think that we have the beginnings of a scientific study here. I wonder if the feds would put up $250,000 to conduct “statistical research” . . . .

  5. danwaterloo

    huge rack too eh

  6. RichPort

    #54 – I can’t stop laughing at the Sam Kinison quote… hahahahahahahahaha

    I find it helps to train them young in anal, pre-childbirth. Some develop hemorrhoids and, while the speed bumps may be great fun for us, it hurts them like a motherfucker. Conversely, many of you who have women who poo-poo on pistons in the poop chute, probably ran more anal trains than a gay Amtrak in high school and college. Like Bob Marley said, don’t let ‘em fool ya…

  7. gailmariecat

    #54 I think that guys with small packages try to find a woman with large boobs to compensate for their shortcomings. When you see a guy with a top heavy chick you can bet his john is a mini. Didn’t you mention that your wife has large cans?

  8. @54 wedgeone – You may be on to something there. I volunteer to “test” the subjects.

  9. Eye-Dish Lass

    Celebs, like Keira Knightly and this one….SO played out NOT getting implants. Puhleez – finish the job – Dr. Rey will cancel an appt for you.

  10. Eye-Dish Lass

    Does she LIVE in the ocean? I think her and Matthew McConaughy who LIVES on the beach should just get together, if only for convenience. He’s trying to camoflauge his good looks enough for her to like! Owen Wilson and all that Aqua Net he wears will just get sticky in the water. Ewwwwww.

  11. LOL @ Poster # 17 – hahahaha I was going to burn you but I won’t.

    Small Large, Fake breasts are peffectly fine. If you flaunt them as a ho’ to get attention then you have a self moral issue you will never get by or understand.

    http://www.digital-six.net

  12. krisdylee

    I’m the fucking President of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee… they may be little, but they’re all mine, baby…. Thus, I have no problem finding clothes that fit….
    I do have an ass that won’t quit, thanks to all the yoga I do, although I have yet to stick anything up it, I believe I could try…
    Rock those small titties, Kate! Yahoo!!!!

  13. BarbadoSlim

    There’s just one problem #60, she’s not man enough for Matt, now, if she rode a bike, or, I don’t know, had at LEAST one testicle he might…

  14. Brain Embolism

    Post #64 was a goof!

  15. laikiska

    #17 – thank you! :) —- the no-more-than-a-handful-boobies-brigade

  16. RhinebeckCowboy

    Kate is cute. Actually, cute and she looks like she goes like leaf blower on avgas. I mean, is this girl so freaking healthy or what? She looks like she just likes having sun and fun – none of that booze-smoke-crack Lohan-thing going on.

    THis chick looks like this AFTER babies ? Scarlett will be so lucky.

    Kiki Dunst and Kate Hudson – perfect!

    Oh and its a statistical factr that girls with smaller boobs have more sensitive nipples, tend to be multiorgasmic and are less likely to get obese.

    BTW – boob-job tatas are horrible to touch.

  17. BarbadoSlim

    See, you went too far, you had me interested ’til you went and mentioned Kirsten Fucking Dunst? and perfect?

    you sir, owe everyone here an apology

  18. laikiska

    are all men here closet gays or what’s all this crap about anal?

  19. Ted...From LA

    Did one of you mugs write the new headline on CBSnews.com for the Foley case? “Priest’s relations with Foley to be probed.” I am not joking. Hummm, hummmm.. he said “probed.” That is as funny as anything I’ve read on here in weeks. To recap, Tyra is insane, Tyson doesn’t deserve to be paid to hit women, Kate looks cute in a swimsuit, and probably better out of it, Kate what’s her name doesn’t have much of an ass (aside from her husband) and the chick with the dumpy ass on the boat almost turned me off to boating completely. Carry on and check out that headline for yourself. Can you image the boss when that gets back to him? “Probed? You couldn’t think of a better word, you dipshit?

  20. Diet Coke and Cigs

    I have to have that bathing suit!!

    Does anyone know where I can find it?

  21. I think I speak for all heterosexual males on here when I say, “…and I’m spent.”

    I think the next things for me to do is have someone break my nose real good and not have it fixed, get down to about 95lbs and do either one of the following: become a washed up rockstar or be a second-hand man in a bunch of toilet humor movies.

  22. Alex

    #71

    Just google search “Blue Man swimwear”

  23. RichPort

    If I were to tell Kristen Dunst “Go fuck yourself!” that hermaphrodite bitch would likely reply “I could…”

  24. CruisingForCock

    I’m so hot for her. I have small titty balls and an incredible ass. A Victoria’s secret bra gives the impression of the cleavage that BigJim loves.

    Oh and I love anal.

  25. Bambella

    Well she is no Lyndsay Lohan… thank god.

  26. CruisingForCock

    If I were Kate, I’d never be seen in public because I would be touching myself all the time.

  27. Heavenly Fazhah, bless us all, since it is officially Girl-On-Girl Friday over at CooterPunch.

    http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com//

    In the name of the Hookah, and the Strippah, and the Cinnamon Toast…

    Amen

  28. Jill

    Try to understand that having less than a 36 C doesn’t mean a girl doesn’t have any tits. She has them, they’re just wittle. ^_^

  29. Jeremy1Esq

    46. So what you are saying is that you have sex with every guy who asks you out?

    Classy..like your fake tits.

  30. I once dated this chick in high school for the sole reason that she had gigantic tits.

    She wasn’t much to look at, was dumb as a fucking rock, and had the personality of Kelly Osbourne on meth. Still, she had this gigantic 17-year-old rack.

    So, I put up with her shit for the requisite two weeks until I could get the bitch’s legs apart. That wasn’t all I was after though. You see, I was at that age when I’d discovered porn, and I remember this scene with Peter North titty fucking Tracey Adams (who had awesome natural boobs, even though she totally chunked up later).

    Anyway, I just really wanted to titty fuck this chick and blow in her face, just like Pete did to Tracey.

    So there I was, chugging my meat train through her alps and she says, “I want you to come on my tits.”

    “Sure, baby,” I said, then I blew my load on her face.

    “You came on my face,” she said.

    “Well,” I said, thinking fast, “your tits are just so beautiful I didn’t want to mess them up.”

    “Don’t you think my face is beautiful?”

    “Uh…” I didn’t know what to say.

    “You know,” she said. “Sometimes I think the only reason you’re going out with me is so you could fuck my tits.”

    “Yup,” I said. “That’s pretty much it.” Then I pulled on my pants and left.

    True story.

  31. coony

    Wow, um, so I guess she’s hot if you have a thing for 13 year old boys, cos judging from the sinewy body and lack of tits, I think that is the look she’s going for

  32. justme

    Small tits are sexy.. Big tits are overrated.

  33. Shaun @61:

    Why in the hell would you link to the site of your actual business? Do you think anyone here is going to hire you?

    Besides, as someone who knows, I can honestly say that yours is the crappiest website that I’ve ever seen done by someone who (supposedly) is a web designer.

    Maybe you should try a different career. Like roadkill removal.

  34. CruisingForCock

    82 If you’re female you’re jealous. If you’re male, you’re gay.

    BigJim, I’ll let you blow the load in my face or my tits or my stomach or my ass, my back, my ear….

  35. ForMeToKnow

    I think she looks fabulous. I’ll give her half of my breast quality for half of her ass quality.

    BigJim…is that really you in the bath towel? Get over yourself.

    I have to wonder about someone that would post a picture of their torso. I’m thinking it’s a joke, though…right?

  36. ForMeToKnow

    Hi, I’m a girl that can say “cunt” and “cock”. Isn’t that so witty and sexy of me?

    Are you a semi-witty male with a semi-decent chest and probably a small penis and malformed face?

    If so, I’m all over you like Tom on cock.

  37. #61 – I have to agree with BigJim, your site is the gay.

    There is this new thing out now, it is called ‘creativity’. You should TOTALLY check it out.

    (Holy shit, I just embedded HTML in my post! Maybe I could be Founder, Administrator and Development like Shaun!

    I gotta go call my mom!!!

  38. … EDNA AND SARAH JEAN …

    Edna, I just checked out your site, that is some crazy shit! You are pretty cool – for a churched-out nut job. Thanks for the Sarah Jean archive. Top notch work. Did Shaun help you with it?

    http://ednas-gonna-smote-you.blogspot.com/

  39. Natalina

    She is gorgeous and natural. Fake breasts are gross.

  40. BigJim

    Oh, good golly gosh! ForMeToBlow has crawled out from under her rock again, where she’s been blowing every crab-infested, herp-ridden, homeless, midgit, muslim terrorist, tax-evading, Bush voting, disabled, OJ Simpson believing, VampireFreaks posting, school shooting, illegal immigrant she can get her fish lips around.

    And all because she wants to make fun of me.

    I am deeply honored.

  41. If you agree that Shaun’s site is “the gay,” as Ferret so aptly put it, then call him and tell him so:

    517.507.5838 or 619.618.0219

    If Anita answers the phone, I’m sure she’ll pass on a message to Shaun.

    You can also send hate mail:

    development@digital-six.net or support@digital-six.net

  42. BJ – was her last name Mantablow?

    “Anita Mantablow.”

    “Hey, everyone quite down. Anita Mantablow. Everyone look around….”

  43. dies irae

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  44. RichPort

    #94 – SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

  45. RichPort

    #94 – SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

  46. RichPort

    Note to self: font size html tags are not recognized by type key… good to know…

    TCLTC

  47. dies irae

    #96-NO.

  48. dies irae

    #95-NO.

  49. RichPort

    Dude, don’t hesitate, just jump off the ledge already. In just a few seconds it’ll all be better. I promise.

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