Kate Hudson wears her bikini

October 20th, 2006 // 159 Comments
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  1. Binky

    In some ways I think she might resemble her dad….

  2. Mandy

    Wow..I’m seriously first…

  3. Mandy

    Okay..guess not..second’s not bad…she looks great!

  4. Ed Bambrick

    I heard she has six toes on one foot. Freak- she must be reported, found & exterminated.

  5. Binky

    No worries Mandy.
    You came and you gave without taking

  6. She is stunning and it is so nice to see a woman without breast implants. I almost have forgotten what that looks like.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  7. pinky_nip

    I wouldn’t mind rubbing a little vaseline on that ass.

  8. ob1

    She should have bought a pair of tits to go with the bikini.

  9. ob1

    @ #6 Member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, are we?

  10. bigponie

    right about now there is a fish drinking the water dripping from her crotch area.

  11. BarbadoSlim

    Hmmm let me see, masculine face, check.

    No discernible tits, Check.

    Yup, that’s a man baby.

  12. Berzerker

    that guy from the black crows is a lucky man.

  13. Flatty, flatty they’re flat and that’s that!

  14. blissa

    How old is she? She has the body of an 18 year old.

  15. EJ

    Maybe if she ate once in awhile, she wouldn’t look like a little boy. Give me breasts over bones anyday…

  16. IFuckingHateYou

    I’d personally take tiny titties over fake, hard sacks of silicone or saline any day.

    And for all you idiots that say otherwise, it’s obvious you’ve never actually felt, touched, licked or fucked a woman with real-life implants. They look good when they’re covered up & that’s about the best thing that can be said about fake titties.

  17. BarbadoSlim

    @#16

    Amen, brother!

  18. so where’s Owen?

  19. ElatedPornStar

    Looking at Kate makes me feel all cunty inside.

  20. ob1

    @ 17 Take it eeeeeasy, holmes.

    Normally I would concur with your assesment of preferring real titties over fake titties anyday, but come on dude.

    This bitch is so flat chested I can’t tell if she’s coming or going.

  21. serial snarkalec

    Don’t they have a kid? How’s the poor tyke suppose to achieve any nourishment out of those mosquito bites? Think of the children!

  22. PapaHotNuts

    Instead of focusing on her lack of breasts, can’t we focus on the fact she is a talented actress going through a divorce? Can’t we understand that her children are confused because daddy isn’t home anymore? Why does everything have to be about sex and outer beauty with you people? Get a life!

    PS. I wonder if her and that chick in the 4th pic are eating each other’s pussy. I would love to be a part of that, taking turns fucking one while the other has a beaver sandwich while waitng her turn for her sausage wallet to get stuffed with new currency, the currency of cock.

  23. AmericanMcKrout

    Kate, that looks mighty painful. Perhaps it needs numbing..
    NUMNUMNUMNUM
    No tits, but a great ass. makes MM feel so bi-curious!

  24. AmericanMcKrout

    Papa! You’re back!
    I want to “Come to Papa!”

  25. AmericanMcKrout

    Scuze me on #25- I meant ‘me’ not ‘MM’

  26. ***SOME CALL THE COAST GUARD***

    Kate Hudson was attacked by Pirates and they stole her chest!!!

    Curse you Black Pearl!!

  27. alcm1919

    omg for having kids she has a wonderful body. Other than not having boobs i hope i
    look like that after kids.

  28. Although titties are nice, I’m not that worried about them on her. I’m just wondering what that ass looks like with Italian sausage in it? Tyra Banks provided the K-Y, let’s get this party started. ATM’s to go around…………..

  29. biatcho

    #8 – you meant to write “the body of an 8 year old boy” right???

  30. RichPort

    #30 – I’d take real ass over fake tits anyday. And flat chested chicks work the manaconda better anyway, because they have to try harder to keep a man. I’d her hit so hard on each cheek with my schlong, she’d look like a Cherokee with war paint on. WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO!!!

  31. gatorbates

    Her titties are the size of my pet cockroach’s tits.

    At least Ethiopians have tits that go down to their knees. You could at least find a way to titty fuck them …. but Kate’s?
    You’d have a better chance of becoming Jenna Jameson’s personal beaver groomer.

  32. whitenavel

    I want to wear her ass as a hat.

  33. Italian Stallion

    LOL @ 32….crazy fucker

  34. Madrid Marriott

    So I made the mistake of turning on Conan last night a few minutes too early and caught the end of Leno. Seeing any of Leno is bad enough — that fat-chinned unfunny fatty. But who was the “musical” guest?

    K-fucking-Fed. So pathetic. It was like watching Vanilla Ice imitating Snoop Dogg imitating Vanilla Ice. What a piece of shit. That sure ruined my night.

  35. The Gilbs

    #17 Kate’s boobs would feel hard as hell because they are nothing by mammary glands. Perfect defense against an attack by Kate Hudson is a fast head butt to the titties. She would drop like a jar of Vaseline from Tyra Banks gooch.

  36. Brain Embolism

    @28 – Excellent Mr Ferret.

  37. checkyourshorts

    From Auschwitz, with Ass. The next Bond movie, starring Kate Hudson.

    There’s some statistic about going blonde being the equivalent of a boob job in upping your sex appeal.

  38. I had a flat girlfriend for awhile.

    She loved anal.

    True story.

  39. NipsyHustle

    look it’s owen wilson at age 13

  40. radio4play

    Okay hold up in breaking news Keith Urban has checked himself into rehab! mothafucka!
    The world no longer makes sense!

    ok carry on

  41. Boobs or no boobs, im surre she looks better than most of us in here, she pretty cute and has a great ass.

  42. radio4play

    Newsflash: he is reportedly addicted to hair dye.

    carry on

  43. Sarah Jean (I can seeee you!!!)

    Will you PLEASE put your grandpa B;air’s web page back up? While I have nothing but contempt for you, I think he looks like a rockstar! And I would never say a bad thing about anybody’s grandpa. I don’t roll like that.

    PULEEEEEZE??

    http://sarahjean.marysremnant.org/blair/home.html

  44. gailmariecat

    I USED TO LOOK LIKE HER UNTIL I GOT BREAST IMPLANTS. NOW THE ONLY GUYS THAT ASK ME OUT ARE THOSE WITH small dicks. WISH I HAD KNOWN ABOUT THAT “SIDE EFFECT” BEFORE THE SURGERY.

  45. combustion8

    I have a sneaky feeling she enjoys anal sex.

  46. Binky

    # 46 Maybe work on your personality now…

  47. TOPAZ21

    #44…buwahahaaaaa

  48. EazyE

    I saw her on a talk show back when she was pregnant, and she was very proud of having temporary “boobs,” she kept clutching them and shouting about having boobs to the audience. I think she had them for a little while after the baby was born, but she went on one of those Hollywood trainer power diets, where you exercise all day and eat some specially designed nutrient program. I read in a magazine she lost something like 60 lbs. in a couple months.

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