Kate Hudson has won a lawsuit against The National Enquirer for a story they published with the headline “Goldie Tells Kate: Eat Something!” with a picture of Kate looking frail and gaunt. The Enquirer has agreed to print an apology as well as pay an undisclosed sum.
Her lawyer, Simon Smith, told Britain’s High Court the story and pictures implied Hudson had “recklessly and foolishly endangered her health by deliberately starving herself.” One photograph “purported to show Ms Hudson as very frail and gaunt in appearance,” he said, although the magazine had on other occasions printed photos taken weeks before and after, describing her as looking “stunning” and “great.” “The allegations are entirely false and were deeply offensive and embarrassing to Ms Hudson,” he added. “Ms Hawn has explained to me that she has never had any concerns about her daughter’s appearance whatsoever and that she has always appeared to be very healthy and happy.”
I don’t understand how Kate could have possibly won this lawsuit. All they did was print pictures of her looking thin. It’s not like the pictures were hand drawn or something. They were photographs. If she doesn’t want to be embarrassed by her weight then she shouldn’t have an embarrassing weight. It’d be like taking a picture of Rosie O’Donnell and getting sued because you portrayed her as an ugly bulldog.
Uhn Tiss Baby | July 20, 2006 at 3:35 pm
Horrendously ugly shoes… and the dress! Ooh, first, by the way!
SoftBlueGlow | July 20, 2006 at 3:36 pm
If she paid me $10 I’d tell her she was fat.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
happy_bunny | July 20, 2006 at 3:36 pm
That’s a weird dress to wear during the day. And BTW, mags can alter pics to make people look skinnier than they really are – to a point.
Dragulf | July 20, 2006 at 3:38 pm
My Gods! She is gorgeous!
iheartpolkadots | July 20, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Ugliest dress ever.
Good news for my grandma though. I found her night gown.
Italian Stallion | July 20, 2006 at 3:42 pm
I didn’t know Dick Cheney was a NY Mets fan, maybe he can take the team hunting with him and invite the Yankees too……………………
jrzmommy | July 20, 2006 at 3:46 pm
She should be more embarassed by that ugly fucking geriatric husband of hers than being confused for an anorexic.
And ya gotta love lawyers, man. They’d litigate two preschoolers fighting over a Lincoln Log if they could. Fuckers.
Other than that, I like Kate Hudson–I hope she’s not turning into a typical Hollywood douchebag.
PapaHotNuts | July 20, 2006 at 3:51 pm
I would like to convince Kate Hudson that my penis is just a really large tampon and she should just cram it in her snatch.
DancingQueen | July 20, 2006 at 3:55 pm
She looks pretty good in these pics considering that ugly ass dress. I have to say I think she turned out shockingly well considering her mom is such a freaking hippie.
Icognito79 | July 20, 2006 at 3:57 pm
Shall we just eliminate free speach from the constitution?
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jane's eyre | July 20, 2006 at 3:58 pm
I think that’s MeganHarris with the buzz cut, blue shirt, 3rd picture. Aww, she brought Kate flowers. Maybe she wants to butter her biscuit.
Limbo | July 20, 2006 at 3:59 pm
she’s so, so beautiful… she just don’t have breasts. Too bad.
BarbadoSlim | July 20, 2006 at 4:00 pm
I heard that Yoko…er I mean Kate, is a real bitch, she gets booed by fans of the once prolific Black Crowes whenever she shows up with the band.
She’s a poor man’s Gwyneth Paltrow.(not to be construed as a positive comment on Paltrow)
jane's eyre | July 20, 2006 at 4:02 pm
I’m so glad that there are people in this world who have nothing better to do than to stand all day waiting to give flowers to celebrities. It would suck if everyone had jobs.
Or, what kind of person spends their day off waiting for a glimpse of Kate Hudson?
MyWellRehearsedMistake | July 20, 2006 at 4:05 pm
Is it me or has the National Enquirer been getting a pounding these last few days? First Brit, now this, they’ve gone soft. Hell, I’m gonna sue them for NOT printing a picture of me – it might work, they seem to have lost their backbone.
SpecialAgentWind | July 20, 2006 at 4:07 pm
She has to make money somehow, its not like her acting career is paying the bills. I am still waiting for my rental money back on How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. By far the worst movie in existence.
JoBOO | July 20, 2006 at 4:09 pm
F all of u. I’d hit that….
MyWellRehearsedMistake | July 20, 2006 at 4:10 pm
Kate: “I know, i want people to stop saying i have anorexia… I’ll wear a see-through dress.”
#11. I thought MeganHarris was uglier than that? Plus I don’t see any butter on her – she’s cool you know (knows all the ‘street terms’)
hopeless_screenwriter | July 20, 2006 at 4:13 pm
I admire the Superfish people for having the balls to print something about this ‘sue happy’ psychopath. It’s probably because they know that the undisclosed sum was a foot-job and a years supply of Ding Dong’s.
“We emphatically apologize to you Kate Hudson. Can you find it in your heart to forgive us? Lets live together in the forest and plant flowers and talk to the animals, and fornicate under the golden moon’s glow.”
“What is that, you say you are not up to being as one with nature, well then how about a blow job?”
Sincerely,
Bob Felchtcha (National Enquirer)
C.B. | July 20, 2006 at 4:15 pm
that dress is truly ugly …. and those shoes are terrible….is this the new fashion? come on….it’s just ugly
SpecialAgentWind | July 20, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Could someone fill me me in on the MeganHarris & butter story/joke? Many thanks!
Jacq | July 20, 2006 at 4:18 pm
Ummmmm, WHF is up with that old lady in the third picture over? She is freaking me the fuck out. Why does Nicole Richie have to wait with the “normal people” to get Kates autograph?
Hara | July 20, 2006 at 4:19 pm
Hahaha. Bulldog.
DancingQueen | July 20, 2006 at 4:21 pm
The scary old lady is truly pitiful. Please God, tell me when I’m that old I won’t be waiting around on the street corner all day for some nobody wanna be to sign their name in my “Friends” book. UGH!
Jacq | July 20, 2006 at 4:21 pm
#11 – Megan always brings her own butter.
Speaking of:
#21 – MeganHarris is so “street” that she schooled all of us about cocaine being called butter. I wish I could be as cool at her.
Jacq | July 20, 2006 at 4:22 pm
*as*
SpecialAgentWind | July 20, 2006 at 4:25 pm
Thank you Jacq.
If it makes you feel any better, I think you’re cooler than…apple butter on a pair of C cup tits.
DancingQueen | July 20, 2006 at 4:26 pm
Cocaine is a powerful drug.
Jacq | July 20, 2006 at 4:28 pm
I’ve got the butter and the c cups, come on over after work. wink wink
MyWellRehearsedMistake | July 20, 2006 at 4:31 pm
#25 *sigh* We will never be as cool as her. But maybe, if we stick around she can teach us some more cool names for drugs. If we’re lucky.
TurdFerguson | July 20, 2006 at 4:39 pm
Doesn’t this bitch have ENOUGH money already? Why should she sue regular people who ACTUALLY keep her in the light. Only good movie was “Almost Famous”. Aside from that, useless as tits on a bull.
Spindoc | July 20, 2006 at 4:52 pm
Being Kate Hudson and having Goldie Hawn as your mother, and then trying to be an actress just like mom is kind of like the girl who’s mom got into Harvard and she can only get into Chico State.
Sorry Kate, you’re not your mom….and thats a fugly dress.
gammanormids | July 20, 2006 at 4:52 pm
that dress looks better in the thumbnail, ew.
Spindoc | July 20, 2006 at 4:52 pm
Being Kate Hudson and having Goldie Hawn as your mother, and then trying to be an actress just like mom is kind of like the girl who’s mom got into Harvard and she can only get into Chico State.
Sorry Kate, you’re not your mom….and thats a fugly dress.
gammanormids | July 20, 2006 at 4:55 pm
that dress looks better in the thumbnail, ew.
scoos | July 20, 2006 at 4:59 pm
I would hit it to the point of exhaustion.
Zanna | July 20, 2006 at 5:13 pm
Oh My God, I think the old bag in thumbnail 3 is Aunt Sylvia.
BarbadoSlim | July 20, 2006 at 5:17 pm
@30…I heard Megan got “tore ‘up” doing mayo but it all started when she was fourteen running around with gangs and shit, they got high on Pam and Bosco.
Kendra H. | July 20, 2006 at 5:17 pm
She actually doesn’t look disgustingly skinny. In fact, she looks great (minus her outfit).
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 20, 2006 at 5:25 pm
I want people to think I’m fat too, because then maybe men would stop jacking off in their hand and offering it to me, and maybe women would stop throwing themselves into moving traffic whenever I’m walking down the street. Unless, of course, I was ugly like Kate Hudson. Then I would spread all kinds of lies about myself, never the truth. Like, why would I want people to think I was a fat ugly bitch unless I was causing people harm? Make sense? Yeah.
Italian Stallion | July 20, 2006 at 5:39 pm
Janes eyre is the only person in the world cocaine runs and hides from…………
Italian Stallion | July 20, 2006 at 5:40 pm
Janes eyre is the only person in the world cocaine runs and hides from…………
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 20, 2006 at 5:40 pm
Look at the little dyke in pic #2 with the glasses. She’s practically smacking her lips at Kate! Back in the closet, freakshow.
Italian Stallion | July 20, 2006 at 5:41 pm
Janes eyre is the only person in the world cocaine runs and hides from…………
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 20, 2006 at 5:41 pm
Look at the little dyke in pic #2 with the glasses. She’s practically smacking her lips at Kate! Back in the closet, freakshow.
Italian Stallion | July 20, 2006 at 5:42 pm
Stupid server, my bad……….
RichPort | July 20, 2006 at 5:47 pm
I’d hit that so hard, she’d grow tits. She can dance on my pole anytime, ugly dress, bitchy attitude and all.
Fugurself | July 20, 2006 at 6:01 pm
#34, I have some friends who went to Chico State. They are experts in taking Tequila shots and picking up large breasted women…and they are very funny. Then I have friends who went to Harvard….they are no fun at all…I wish they had gone to Chico State.
Sir Psycho Sexy | July 20, 2006 at 6:32 pm
13. Chris Robinson quit the Black Crowes in 2002 to “pursue a solo career”, and apparently to have more time to properly tap Kate Hudson’s fine skinny ass.
The Crowes actually reunited in 2005 and they are touring now, which unfortunately means that Kate won’t be seeing as much of her freak show monkey of a husband, or his miniscule genitalia. A waste, …
32. Thankfully, Kate Hudson is not Goldie Hawn. While the former is fine, the latter is a pudgy, lobotomized, plastic surgery victim who has all the sex appeal of Kirstie Alley.
47. As would I.
Enrique | July 20, 2006 at 6:53 pm
She is SO fuckin hot!