Kate Hudson, seriously, what the hell?

August 8th, 2008 // 39 Comments

These are shots of Kate Hudson in the latest issue of W, and what the Baby Jesus is going on here? It looks like Kate’s supposed to be Robocop’s wife whose had some sort of sexual awakening and now likes chicks. Except later she’s murdered in an Olive Garden kitchen next to the sauce pans; I don’t even know. I’m pretty sure fashion photographers are just making shit up because, honestly, whose going to call them on it?: “Hey, uh, lay here next to the ravioli. Then kind of pretend you’re an ostrich whose father was never around. Perfect. Done. Easiest hundred grand ever. Now, let’s get mochacinnos!”

Photos: W Magazine
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  1. Que

    Que holy hell!

  2. travis bickle

    c’mon, dude it’s not THAT weird.

  3. beefytee

    I love it. Nice composition, great make up, good lighting. I may have gone a little further, but over all I love it. She looks great too…man I just wish she didn’t have the chest of an 11 year old boy.

  4. Tim

    The only photoshoot Kate should be in is titled “Only My Naked Spread Ass”.

  5. literarycritic

    She looks like a CG/wax tigerwoman in the cover shot.

  6. Racer X

    TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER.

  7. jacl

    FILE UNDER: completely over-rated, totally average, my chest looks like a 7 year old boys, why are you famous? (oh your mom and dad)

  8. jack

    FILE UNDER: completely over-rated, totally average, my chest looks like a 7 year old boys, why are you famous? (oh your mom and dad)

  9. literarycritic

    I also love how in the first picture she has cone-shaped Madonna-breasts. Yeah, we all know that’s bullshit, nice try Kate.

  10. p911gt10c

    NOW we’re cookin with fire!!
    That cover shot actually makes her look sexy..for the first time EVAR!!!

  11. space captain

    looks like a scene from Blade Runner

  12. The black widow awaits her next unsuspecting victim to induce sucide upon…

  13. Paola

    eww! the floor looks dirty!

  14. BoBo

    Hot Tranny Mess

  15. hendero

    If Kate’s trying to win the skank-off with Sienna Miller she needs to show more boobage, ideally being groped by a married man.

  16. boo

    Jocelyn Wildestein?

  17. pointandlaugh

    What Jaci (#7) said.

  18. debisis

    what a dumb ass for any woman to allow herself [for whatever reason, money, pr..] to pose like that…

    NOTE TO IDIOTS: posing like that suggests the on going objectification of women as being disposable…not just sexy.

    effwits… GET A CLUE

  19. Blah

    olive garden, hahaha. But seriously, that floor looks yucky and nasty; like someone dragged their ass across it…kate???

  20. Pixie

    I think she looks very beautiful and high fashion in the editorial shots. If anyone can exude the “I’m an ostrich with a deadbeat dad” persona, its Kate. Go girl! =P

  21. PLEASE GIVE HER A CALL!!
    (ask her if his is a LANCE-REVENGE?)

  22. anne mcmann

    GORGEOUS. any of u think otherwise you’re jealous & haters of true beauty & talent.

  23. anne mcmann

    GORGEOUS. any of u think otherwise you’re jealous & haters of true beauty & talent.

  24. H-nasty

    Yeah, I think they were going for the whole blade runner effect…. Though why they decided the olive garden was the best place for that is not so clear. Maybe it’s a commentary on the “Get back in the kitchen” objectification of women. Or they just really like the soup and breadsticks deal.

  25. Hurf

    She looks like she’s doing a Klaus Nomi impression.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NENK3ILEIho

    Enjoy.

  26. rough daddy

    those gay photographers are out of control again….

  27. reply

    I think Kate is really cute, but that first pic looks more like Brigette Nieslson than her and that is NOT a good thing

  28. loving gossip

    kate hudson is awesomely hot and sexy in every pose.

  29. Jon Benet Gesserit

    Ah, the Eighties are back! Here comes the Recession!

  30. thomas bradley

    Well, with this first shot almost reminds me of Daryl Hannah’s Pris in Blade Runner, so I guess I can’t fault too much there.

  31. cecilia

    Ahhh, you never fail to make me chuckle. I love this woman, I don’t know what she was snorting that day.

  32. booooooooooooooooooring….next

  33. BaconRain

    Who? next…

  34. I think lots of you guys percieve alot of “concepts” in these pictures… Interesting but frankly most of them sound like BS to me….I mean they are just fashion pictures, I don’t see the objectification of women, and alot of other things I read on here.

  35. Emma

    Who writes The Superficial? I love it.

  36. Tracy

    pretty girl, but WTF is with the dirty kitchen floor???

  37. sherman

    She looks like the lead singer from Missing Persons.

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