Kate Hudson, seriously, what the hell?

August 8th, 2008 // 39 Comments

These are shots of Kate Hudson in the latest issue of W, and what the Baby Jesus is going on here? It looks like Kate’s supposed to be Robocop’s wife whose had some sort of sexual awakening and now likes chicks. Except later she’s murdered in an Olive Garden kitchen next to the sauce pans; I don’t even know. I’m pretty sure fashion photographers are just making shit up because, honestly, whose going to call them on it?: “Hey, uh, lay here next to the ravioli. Then kind of pretend you’re an ostrich whose father was never around. Perfect. Done. Easiest hundred grand ever. Now, let’s get mochacinnos!”

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Comments (39)

  1. Que | August 8, 2008 at 9:01 am

    Que holy hell!

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  2. travis bickle | August 8, 2008 at 9:05 am

    c’mon, dude it’s not THAT weird.

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  3. beefytee | August 8, 2008 at 9:13 am

    I love it. Nice composition, great make up, good lighting. I may have gone a little further, but over all I love it. She looks great too…man I just wish she didn’t have the chest of an 11 year old boy.

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  4. Tim | August 8, 2008 at 9:20 am

    The only photoshoot Kate should be in is titled “Only My Naked Spread Ass”.

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  5. literarycritic | August 8, 2008 at 9:27 am

    She looks like a CG/wax tigerwoman in the cover shot.

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  6. Racer X | August 8, 2008 at 9:27 am

    TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER.

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  7. jacl | August 8, 2008 at 9:29 am

    FILE UNDER: completely over-rated, totally average, my chest looks like a 7 year old boys, why are you famous? (oh your mom and dad)

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  8. jack | August 8, 2008 at 9:29 am

    FILE UNDER: completely over-rated, totally average, my chest looks like a 7 year old boys, why are you famous? (oh your mom and dad)

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  9. literarycritic | August 8, 2008 at 9:33 am

    I also love how in the first picture she has cone-shaped Madonna-breasts. Yeah, we all know that’s bullshit, nice try Kate.

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  10. p911gt10c | August 8, 2008 at 9:33 am

    NOW we’re cookin with fire!!
    That cover shot actually makes her look sexy..for the first time EVAR!!!

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  11. WOMCP | August 8, 2008 at 9:35 am

    FIERCE!

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  12. Sell Porn Make Money | August 8, 2008 at 9:42 am

    well that was creepy.

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  13. space captain | August 8, 2008 at 9:43 am

    looks like a scene from Blade Runner

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  14. RichPort | August 8, 2008 at 9:46 am

    The black widow awaits her next unsuspecting victim to induce sucide upon…

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  15. Paola | August 8, 2008 at 10:13 am

    eww! the floor looks dirty!

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  16. BoBo | August 8, 2008 at 10:45 am

    Hot Tranny Mess

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  17. hendero | August 8, 2008 at 10:49 am

    If Kate’s trying to win the skank-off with Sienna Miller she needs to show more boobage, ideally being groped by a married man.

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  18. boo | August 8, 2008 at 11:17 am

    Jocelyn Wildestein?

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  19. pointandlaugh | August 8, 2008 at 12:03 pm

    What Jaci (#7) said.

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  20. debisis | August 8, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    what a dumb ass for any woman to allow herself [for whatever reason, money, pr..] to pose like that…

    NOTE TO IDIOTS: posing like that suggests the on going objectification of women as being disposable…not just sexy.

    effwits… GET A CLUE

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  21. Blah | August 8, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    olive garden, hahaha. But seriously, that floor looks yucky and nasty; like someone dragged their ass across it…kate???

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  22. Pixie | August 8, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    I think she looks very beautiful and high fashion in the editorial shots. If anyone can exude the “I’m an ostrich with a deadbeat dad” persona, its Kate. Go girl! =P

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  23. gerard Vandenberg | August 8, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    PLEASE GIVE HER A CALL!!
    (ask her if his is a LANCE-REVENGE?)

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  24. anne mcmann | August 8, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    GORGEOUS. any of u think otherwise you’re jealous & haters of true beauty & talent.

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  25. anne mcmann | August 8, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    GORGEOUS. any of u think otherwise you’re jealous & haters of true beauty & talent.

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  26. H-nasty | August 8, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    Yeah, I think they were going for the whole blade runner effect…. Though why they decided the olive garden was the best place for that is not so clear. Maybe it’s a commentary on the “Get back in the kitchen” objectification of women. Or they just really like the soup and breadsticks deal.

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  27. Hurf | August 8, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    She looks like she’s doing a Klaus Nomi impression.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NENK3ILEIho

    Enjoy.

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  28. rough daddy | August 8, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    those gay photographers are out of control again….

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  29. reply | August 8, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    I think Kate is really cute, but that first pic looks more like Brigette Nieslson than her and that is NOT a good thing

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  30. loving gossip | August 8, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    kate hudson is awesomely hot and sexy in every pose.

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  31. Jon Benet Gesserit | August 8, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    Ah, the Eighties are back! Here comes the Recession!

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  32. thomas bradley | August 8, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    Well, with this first shot almost reminds me of Daryl Hannah’s Pris in Blade Runner, so I guess I can’t fault too much there.

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  33. cecilia | August 8, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    Ahhh, you never fail to make me chuckle. I love this woman, I don’t know what she was snorting that day.

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  34. | August 8, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    booooooooooooooooooring….next

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  35. BaconRain | August 9, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    Who? next…

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  36. melissa | August 10, 2008 at 3:43 am

    I think lots of you guys percieve alot of “concepts” in these pictures… Interesting but frankly most of them sound like BS to me….I mean they are just fashion pictures, I don’t see the objectification of women, and alot of other things I read on here.

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  37. Emma | August 10, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    Who writes The Superficial? I love it.

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  38. Tracy | August 10, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    pretty girl, but WTF is with the dirty kitchen floor???

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  39. sherman | August 11, 2008 at 1:20 am

    She looks like the lead singer from Missing Persons.

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