What you’re looking at is Exhibit A in the inevitable court case of Ryder Robinson vs. A shitload of motorists he shot from a highway overpass while wearing a wedding dress. Presented to you in spectacular WTF-vision.
Photos: Eagle Press
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pruuudes | October 7, 2009 at 1:26 pm
I don´t see what´s the matter here
she looks great and so does the kid
you yankees are such prudes!
L | October 7, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Kate looks pretty
spicy | October 7, 2009 at 1:30 pm
this bitch is old we want more teens barely legalzz like katrina the goddesssssss. we wanna feel dirrrty when we look at da picz
Peter Pumpkin Eater | October 7, 2009 at 1:31 pm
What’s ‘sexy’ about these photos?
Kin | October 7, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Kid looks just like Chris Robinson, ‘cept for his Mom’s blond hair.
Way to plant that dominant seed, Chris!
Anexio | October 7, 2009 at 1:34 pm
I just dont get the “no teat” look.
She looks like a dude with great hair.
Out!
joho777 | October 7, 2009 at 1:34 pm
I don’t see the problem.
Lots of people get dressed up (like to go to church) and take their kids along.
Maybe in the Superficial world the sight of an attractive woman might probably lead to murder, but not in real life. Sorry.
No | October 7, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Did she raid the ice capades dressing room for this dress? And in case everyone didn’t notice, “Hey! I have no tits so stare at the void where they should be!” She looks like shit.
Max Planck | October 7, 2009 at 1:36 pm
What a dumb kid.
Who buys flower for a hooker?
ama | October 7, 2009 at 1:38 pm
She still cleans up well, and there’s really nothing tawdry about these photos. She’s glam-ed up, not shaking her tits in his face.
suzeee | October 7, 2009 at 1:41 pm
The dress looks like it is on backwards? and poor kid looks like his dad.
JADE | October 7, 2009 at 1:42 pm
UUGGGHHH that dress is soooo wrong for her. If you don’t have tits you don’t draw attention to them or lack there of . Hair and make-up is nice though.
adam | October 7, 2009 at 1:43 pm
yeeeeaaahhh. that’s weird.
also, what’s the point in wearing a dress that’s designed specifically to show cleavage when you have none?
her son has bigger tits than she does.
adam | October 7, 2009 at 1:43 pm
yeeeeaaahhh. that’s weird.
also, what’s the point in wearing a dress that’s designed specifically to show cleavage when you have none?
her son has bigger tits than she does.
Adam | October 7, 2009 at 1:46 pm
“Mommy, if your dress were any shorter I could show you where babies come from.”
Pooter | October 7, 2009 at 1:48 pm
To think that she’s like Hollywoods Slut. She prolly takes it in the pooter.
Is that a blurry Jon Gosselin in the third pic?! That guys out for more poon.
Amy | October 7, 2009 at 1:56 pm
I think she looks great…albeit, I probably wouldn’t wear that with my kid around. Either way, I think her breasts are just fine. Only small breasted women can wear that outfit and not look like a complete whore. Honestly, I miss my small boobs…I miss the simple look and sleeping on my stomach. I’m happy that she didn’t follow the trend and get a boob job. A lot of you guys might not like small breasts, but there are just as many more out there who love it.
GeorgeWBush | October 7, 2009 at 1:59 pm
yawn….her mom, Goldie Hawn, is way hotter then her; too bad Kate got the butterface gene from her parents
Mr. Sensitive | October 7, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Please. This isn’t the problem.
The problem is that A-Rod is making Ryder do their namesakes together.
Liz | October 7, 2009 at 2:12 pm
I mean, she looks great but why is nobody pointing out the fact that she looks that way in the middle of the day?! Her hair and makeup are obviously professionally done, that dress probably costs a fortune and isn’t something you just run to the grocery store in… Seriously, was this just “Let’s Get the Paps to Remember Me!” Day?
Funeral Guy | October 7, 2009 at 2:24 pm
I am an ass and leg man. And she’s got the ass and legs, man.
duh | October 7, 2009 at 2:24 pm
@#20 It is obviously a photoshoot. She even has her hair stylist there with her. pic #11
Sport | October 7, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Keep it classy, Kate.
Jeri | October 7, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Ryder looks just like Kate as a child – Pre Plastic Surgery / Nose Job. A site showed the photo quite some time ago & the resemblance is amazing.
Vandal | October 7, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I’ve got bigger tits than here.
I’d still fuck it into next week though.
Vandal | October 7, 2009 at 2:39 pm
I’ve got bigger tits than her.
I’d still fuck it into next week though.
Delgo | October 7, 2009 at 2:49 pm
nigh sass
Record Straightener | October 7, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Oh dude would you really, Vandal?
Or would you just missionary for like four minutes, shudder, then bust?
Liz | October 7, 2009 at 2:55 pm
#22
I kinda thought so but I didn’t look through everysinglepicture. So, yeah, it’s weird she’d have her son included in a sexy photoshoot. I kinda thought she was just dressed like that for fun for some reason.
Aunt Jemima | October 7, 2009 at 2:58 pm
No motorboating there… :(
Vicki Gizzle | October 7, 2009 at 2:58 pm
I think this is the best i have seen her look in a while..Her son is so adorable..The only negative here is it looks like she has pecks but love her hair and her body looks really good considering there were pregnancy rumors recently.
Isabel | October 7, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Love her shoes, and her hair actually looks healthy for a change instead of overprocessed. But yeah, she seems to have some issues.
jonny | October 7, 2009 at 3:12 pm
She looks good, like that she is all natural. Probably could loose 10-15 pounds & tone up the thihgs/butt a bit. Too bad she has become a Yankee sperm receptacle. But that won’t last and I’m sure she’ll end up with her ex.
twigs | October 7, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Get that brat out of the picture, it’s distracting me from the ass.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | October 7, 2009 at 3:46 pm
I’d do a Polanski on her.
gotmilk? | October 7, 2009 at 3:54 pm
33, we’ve all seen what she looks like thin. it ain’t pretty.
nice one 9.
Gob | October 7, 2009 at 4:01 pm
looks like Buster and Lucille have their work cut out for them
Arods 3rd NUT | October 7, 2009 at 4:02 pm
The next one will pop out tri-colored and be taught to speak spanish ebonics.
See Alice | October 7, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Think she dresses like that when she cleans the toilet ?
titsonsnack | October 7, 2009 at 4:53 pm
It looks like a figure skating championships outfit.
Gary Mumm | October 7, 2009 at 5:52 pm
So she’s not 12! I think the lady has tasty niblets,and would gladly nail her to the nearest Posturepedic!
hamper_lint | October 7, 2009 at 6:34 pm
she looks great ! someone with big plastic tits could not wear a dress like that..
for all you guys who say she looks bad, PLEASE post a link to a photo of what your girlfriend / wife looks like !
joy | October 7, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Okay, she didn’t go the implant route. but honestly, it’s like she never developed. There’s something wrong here. She must have got her Dad’s tit genes.
Duke Steele | October 7, 2009 at 7:45 pm
She can’t even pull off the whore look.
small business health insurance | October 7, 2009 at 8:59 pm
milftastic
Irritated | October 7, 2009 at 9:51 pm
I just love the way everyone on here is so critical!!!! The reason for the dress is it is a photo shoot!! It will probably be in a magazine somewhere.
I think she is very pretty and her son is adorable! Anyone making these horrible remarks about a child obviously doesn’t have one.
Everyone that is being so cruel should put up pictures of themselves so that we can judge.
Irritated | October 7, 2009 at 9:51 pm
I just love the way everyone on here is so critical!!!! The reason for the dress is it is a photo shoot!! It will probably be in a magazine somewhere.
I think she is very pretty and her son is adorable! Anyone making these horrible remarks about a child obviously doesn’t have one.
Everyone that is being so cruel should put up pictures of themselves so that we can judge.
isitin | October 7, 2009 at 11:03 pm
You people a fucking idiots, she is gorgeous.
Martina | October 7, 2009 at 11:09 pm
wow, gorgeous … yet, there those among us here in this thread who probably prefer blimps like Kim Kardashian …. go figure.
samiam | October 7, 2009 at 11:26 pm
watching her mom circa 1972 walk around in her undies in the movie “butterflies are free” is better than viagra. on AMC right now. Goldie just has that natural sexiness.