Owen Wilson, no doubt riding the dragon again, allegedly proposed to Kate Hudson who, uh, wow seems to be wearing my grandmother’s curtains. I have no freaking clue what’s going on there except Kate better steer clear of any cats and/or open flames. The Sun reports:
“Kate supported Owen during his low patch and that proved to him she’s the woman he wants to be with for ever. He picked out the ring and went for the biggest one he could find. He was nervous about proposing but Kate was thrilled and the whole thing was really emotional. The engagement is a natural step forward for them both and Kate’s ecstatic.”
However, Us Magazine claims to have exclusive confirmation from Kate and Owen’s rep that they are not engaged:
She’s definitely not engaged,” a rep for Hudson tells Usmagazine.com. A rep for Wilson, 39, also confirms the rumors are wrong.
The reason for the false uproar? Hudson, 29, was spotted wearing a diamond ring in Boston.
“She’s shooting a movie called Bride Wars, which explains the ring,” adds her rep.
So who do you believe? On the one hand, you have The Sun which is, well, The Sun. On the other you have Us Magazine which thinks The Hills is real. Who do you trust? It’s like choosing between your retarded cousin that likes Nickelback or a ham sandwich. But only one can pass the mustard. Ha! Get it? Sandwich? Mustard? It’s almost like pure comedy flows through my vein- Ack! Jimmy Fallon’s trying to harvest my funny! Quick, someone get him to say his name backwards!
Dr. Fill | May 12, 2008 at 10:28 am
What is she wearing? A tree?
englebertington | May 12, 2008 at 10:32 am
why is she drawn to a guy that she should not be getting involved with for at least the sake of her children
19th!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fat bitches suck | May 12, 2008 at 10:37 am
Owen Wilson ? That dicknosed druggie ? Say it ain’t so !
It's me Fuckers | May 12, 2008 at 10:43 am
where are the Megan Fox topless pictures?!?! FFS!!!! THAT is news worthy!!!
restingonlaurels | May 12, 2008 at 10:48 am
check out the gold tassles on this dress! oddly enough, i find it refreshingly retro and svelt looking.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 12, 2008 at 10:54 am
Cher just called from the late seventies… she need her dress back.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 12, 2008 at 10:59 am
Maybe she just thought if she blinded us with that mess we’d forget she has no tits.
antoine | May 12, 2008 at 10:59 am
Oh man, that is one ugly bitch. Owen Wilson must have fallen on hard time to marry her.
The White Urkle | May 12, 2008 at 11:00 am
Unless your Kate hudson post has photos of her ass, don’t waste out time. That is one uggly dress.
Auntie Kryst | May 12, 2008 at 11:04 am
I’m inclined to believe The Sun more than US Weekly. The Sun is a much more absorbent paper to line a bird cage with..
cookiepuss | May 12, 2008 at 11:04 am
She has the worst taste in men
restingonlaurels | May 12, 2008 at 11:09 am
@10 – i use “the national republic” for that.
Conscience_Found | May 12, 2008 at 11:11 am
She looks hard in these pics___like a realtor in Anytown, USA.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 12, 2008 at 11:14 am
#11 – She has the worst tasting men???
Jimbo | May 12, 2008 at 11:15 am
I’d love to wear your grandmother’s meat curtains.
jumpin_j | May 12, 2008 at 11:17 am
“Kate Hudson who, uh, wow seems to be wearing my grandmother’s curtains”. Said Kate, “Well I just saw them in the window and I couldn’t resist”!
Bless you, Carol Burnett.
FRIST!!! | May 12, 2008 at 11:22 am
What a cute couple! I’m so happy for them. I hope they have several skinny flat chested dicknosed children..
mamadough | May 12, 2008 at 11:24 am
what is the appeal in drug addicts that make them so…..addicting? *slaps self* fuck mondays…
Giggles | May 12, 2008 at 11:27 am
Worst dress ever. (At least this week.)
Anal Fistula | May 12, 2008 at 11:42 am
trying to care…trying to care…uggh….nope
Joe C | May 12, 2008 at 11:49 am
She is the most overrated “beauty” in Hollywood. She is a butterface at best.
havoc | May 12, 2008 at 11:51 am
Well, there’s no accounting for taste…..
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redheadedstepchild | May 12, 2008 at 12:07 pm
that’s the ugliest fucking dress i’ve ever seen
The Bursar | May 12, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Good lord!
Fallon backwards is nollaf.
Nollaf.
No.
Laugh.
It all makes sense now.
Matt Damon | May 12, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Marry the bitch that drove you to slit your wrists. Great idea!
WhoCares | May 12, 2008 at 2:11 pm
LOOOK its the jolly green giant!!!!!
nej22 | May 12, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I think kate hudson is gorgeous.. i dont know if she will ever get engaged again though she is having too much fun being gorgeous & single
fygu | May 12, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Frist that was fucking funny. I assume you’re the real Frist not a troll.
Joe C I have to disagree–Jennifer Aniston is the most overrated beauty in Hollywood.
That dress is every kind of fugly imaginable. I love her but she has bad taste in clothes,, particularly when it comes to red carpet.
??? | May 12, 2008 at 2:44 pm
You know she just spent thousands on that hideous dress.
and YES, she does indeed have the worst taste EVER in men! Her husband? I still don’t know what he really looks like under all that hair. Owen dick-nose Wilson? ’nuff said. I won’t even go into his personal problems.
#26 give me a break. Stop blaming others.
Kate & Jennifer are both overrated.
Harry Ballzack | May 12, 2008 at 2:45 pm
I don’t want to see pictures of Kate Hudson – Kate Hudsons ass yes – Kate Hudson no
restingonlaurels | May 12, 2008 at 2:46 pm
if giselle bundchen was an actress, she’d be the most overrated beauty in hollywood. in reality, she’s just the most overrated supermodel in existance.
my comment | May 12, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Ugliest dress, evah!
justifiable | May 12, 2008 at 3:04 pm
#27 Can’t be the Jolly Green Giant, her niblets are too small.
janex | May 12, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Ho, Ho, Ho.
janex | May 12, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Ho, Ho, Ho.
butchmass | May 12, 2008 at 6:53 pm
If she says “no” they will find him having hung himself near a tree near her house. He will have clown make up on. and clown shoes. Just a prediction.
Freck | May 12, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Retarded cousin who likes nickelback is the best thing written on this website in a long time.
I salute you.
celeblog | May 13, 2008 at 6:20 am
Zsa Zsa Gabor wants her dress back.
annie | May 13, 2008 at 8:16 am
someone explain to me how this goddess ever agreed on marrying such an ugly douche like owen wilson. it’s like beauty and the beast real-world style. only the beast has a freakish alien nose and actually is a beast.
Lola1 | May 14, 2008 at 5:51 pm
That’s a lovely dress, just needs someone taller to pull it off.
And Owen Wilson is cute and hot.