When I posted these bikini pics of Kate Hudson on Monday, I honestly thought nothing of them. But apparently they seem to be the smoking gun in the case of Did Kate Hudson Finally Get Implants? Us Magazine reports:
An insider says in the new issue of Us Weekly that a plastic surgeon performed a small breast augmentation on the actress, 30, in late March. And the mom to son Ryder, 6, looked noticeably fuller on top while poolside in Miami on April 9.
Explains another source, “Kate makes jokes about her boobs, but her chest has always been one of her biggest insecurities.”
Of course, it should probably be noted that Kate is chowing down on chicken wings in most of these photos and everyone knows they’re basically Miracle-Gro for breasts. Why else do you think they give them away for free at nudies bar? A.) It’s just good customer service, and B.) it keeps me pawning anything my parents don’t have tied down so my face is perpetually buried in huge tits. It’s really an outstanding business model when you think about it.