Kate Hudson looks pregnant to people

October 1st, 2009 // 45 Comments

Seen here watching the Yankees play the Angels last week, Kate Hudson has dropped off the radar since New York Fashion Week in early September with rumors coming in that she’s pregnant with yet another child support check for A-Rod to write. Or not. NY Daily News reports:

The Hollywood blond was photographed looking a teensy bit plump earlier this week, feeding the rumor mill that she’s up the duff. At the time she was snapped, Hudson was house-hunting with her Yankee lover of four months in Malibu.
But alas, Hudson’s rep, Brad Cafarelli, denies his client is expecting, which means she probably just ate a couple of extra nachos at Yankee Stadium.

Why do I get the feeling the Daily News just wanted to call Kate Hudson fat? “Well, we thought she was pregnant, but since her rep denied it, let’s chalk it up to nachos.” I mean, who uses that kind of journalism? Besides me every single day, but I think we can all agree I’m special.

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  1. John Denver

    Having sex with her would be like giving the fetus a bath in your semen.

  2. Dr Ruth

    If she grows some tee- ats you know it’s true…

  3. HeeHahaha

    Again with the tits. She can afford fake tits old Ruth, she just doesn’t want em. Nah, nah, nah to you conformists and cronic porn junkies!

  4. Anon

    Ew, greasy hair.

  5. JADE

    They say she is pregnant by every damn guy she dates.
    Leave her small tits alone, atleast she is real, not the usual hollywood fake!

  6. wow

    Remember when she had a career, and not just a cavernous vagina?

  7. beefcurtians

    ARod is a juice monkey, he has no sperm, they are all dead. No way he’s the dad.

  8. Milk Man

    If this mindless bimbo was not “Goldie” ‘s little slut she would be a nobody. A titless nobody. A woman with no breast really serves no purpose in life other than to lie on her stomache and take it in the ass. Which is her true place in life. And she was not rich and famous she would do that and not get pregnant.
    Have a nice day.

  9. Heehahaha

    @ 8. You must like the big girls, because thin women do not generally have big tits. Fantastic asses, but big tits no. Fortunatly there is a market for all of us babes. So you lose, go watch your porn jackoff.

  10. Milk Man

    Dear pathetic Heehahaha with deformed small breasts like a boy and never really able to pleasure a man due to gross malformity, I pity you. All my lovers have nice bodies AND tits. A woman without decent tits is B grade after hours desperation at best. No real man wants a woman with no tits, you poor fat thing.
    Also, I seldom “jackoff” as I have bitches to fetch my semen for me in their orifices.
    As to watching porn, my sex life IS porn, you lonely unattractive big thing you.

    Now waddle off and observe some soap opera, wishing that you could lead a decent life. A sexually fulfilling life with a man more you age, rather than the old men that will accept females with no breasts.

  11. G. Fried Carpet

    She has got to be a fun fuck though. Can’t deny that.

  12. Heehahaha

    @ 10. Don’t worry about me, I am not fat or flat chested. I am a thin women with perky lil breasts. To each his own and I get any man I want, and a lot that I don’t. Never had a complaint and I have never been dumped. Soo.. Your premise sucks, just like your hate. hahahah!

  13. Milk Man

    hahaahha it’s funny now all the titless skanks call their deformity “perky”!
    hahahahahahhhahhahahahhah
    Titless, why bother living?

  14. Dan

    Am I the only one that has never heard the term “up the duff” for pregnant that they use in that article? When I hear “up the duff”, I think of something completely different… and I thought you couldn’t get pregnant doing it that way!

  15. Heehahaha

    @13, You are just being silly. I am not insecure so what the hell ever floats your boat. I gets mine!

  16. Milk Man

    Darling @15 how can you float without titties? They are excellent flotation devices. I guess you will just have to stick to giving head, doll. Sorry but one cannot defeat their fate. (Poor dear)

  17. I’d say she looks pretty tasty actually.

  18. Heehahaha

    @ 16. I am not your darling and wouldn’t look at you twice. My point is in this age of the breast implant, everyone can have big breasts. I get more attention than I am comfortable with as it is. Sticking fake breasts on my body would be ruining a beautiful thing, me naturally. I am sure that the people in Hollywood who do not have fake breasts feel the same way. Go get your fat titted girlfriend Milk Dud. Who cares? I don’t.

  19. Milk Man

    My my Heehahaha it sounds as though we have stricken a nerve. Women without breasts tend to be very nervouse and I cannot say I blame them, what with all the stares and whispers “Mommy, is that a man or a woman”?.

    So tell me sweety, howdya lose your hooters, did ya get the cancer?

  20. Heehahah

    Ok, I was laughing with you until the cancer comment. You are a depraved fuck.

  21. Big C

    Who is laughing, I was just wondering whether your tits rotted off or you were a freak?

  22. JADE

    Milkman you little man. You are a pathetic piece of sh*t, how dare you throw cancer into your childish rant about tits. I mean really you are a loser and I hope your mother slaps your face off. Tits don’t make a woman ,neither does the size of a mans d*ck, maturity does. To bad you have neither, now fade away into your mother’s basement!

  23. cell

    She could swallow a gumball and look pregnant. I guess if you’re a slut, people are going to assume you’re pregnant from time to time.

  24. Milk Man

    Let me tell you what makes a woman. A nice pair of tits, a tight pussy, no disgusting fat on the body, and a tight closed mouth.
    GOD I hate frustrated women although they do get upset easily and are fun to torture! That’s why God put em here, certainly not to provide sexual pleasure, not without tits they can’t. No sir!
    Jeez I can remember I had a not tit freak once and it was honestly like fucking a little boy. Gross. Just fucking gross.
    Tit cancer.

  25. The Rough report

    A-rod probably more loony than this girl. Swallowing should be mandatory for the first 6 months…

  26. KIKI

    @ 19. I hope that breast cancer never happens to anyone you love, if you are indeed capable of love you demonic fucker.

  27. Milk Man

    Haha haha @19! I lost 2 uncles in Vietnam and my ole man was shot twice in Korea his dad in WW2 and my good pal is now fucked up from Iraq. I lost a girlfriend in a car accident. People die all the time. You are dying slowly. Get over it. Death.
    As to love, I do not confuse love with fucking. I am an atheist so pack your demon shit right back into your feable subconscious we are in the 21st century now and God is long since dead more or less since Evolutionary Theory. That is unless you are both titless AND retarded.

  28. JADE

    Aaaaahh Milkman, isn’t time for mommy to bring you your Spagettios and a juice box. You are to young to understand how your ignorant comments could hurt a woman who has suffered from breast cancer. Karma is a bitch and I am thankful that am not related to you in any way!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Nooken

    Funny how this all started. I think he meant if her breasts get larger in the near future then that is a good sign she is preggers. Certainly she may also get implants in the near future but given her track record of staying natural, larger breasts would probably mean she was with child. I doubt she’s knocked up anyway and she’s certainly thin enough that any weight gain might look like something is up…

  30. Sapphire

    Wow “Milk Man”, just from your messages you sound like a really bitter person! You make me real glad I don’t have “big tits” because a dirty old perv/pimply desperate hormonal teenage mutant, whatever you are, checking me out would make me throw up in my mouth a little. Having a smaller chest than your creepy “standards” makes me exempt from something like you looking me way, Thank God! “a tight closed mouth” …??? WTF is THAT?! hahahaha whatta loosah “MILK man” LOL

    Kate Hudson is gorgeous! She’s so cute, thin, & sexy!

  31. Keokuk

    Little Katie still misses her daddy and is looking for that. Thanks Goldie for filling her with venom. Sadness in the tinseltown bubble…

  32. lisa

    He is a cheater and will cheat on her and whomever he dates or “marries” Remember world series in Phoenix Arizona when they lost to the diamond backs?!?!?!? He was still married and making out and taking pro softball player, american golden girl Jenny Finch—she is just another one on his belt. what ever please dont post any pictures or anything in relation to A-Rod he is pathetic. Relationships to him are simply a poor mans way of climbing the social ladder.

  33. Galtacticus

    the only pregnancy what i can see from here would be her chin though.

  34. Milk Man

    Saphire? Jade? Any chance I can ask your cup sizes ladies? Can I get a few pics even? I am currently single and if you are up to par I will forgive you. As long as you have TWO good tits please. NO fakes ones either.
    Love always, your loving Milk Man

  35. Darth

    #33
    Must be somewhere in her fourth month.

  36. datroof

    She’s been really fucking hot up to now, and would probably be a hell of a fuck. But she is not going to age well.

    When the mileage hits, it’s going to be like she plowed into a brick wall at 90 miles an hour. Seemingly overnight, men are going to be repulsing in horror at what they used to beat off to.

    For her sake, I hope Arod has knocked her up. He’s stinkin rich and the constant source of child support will help keep her out of the public eye. Which she is going to be real thankful for.

  37. alexandra

    ….”she’s pregnant with yet another child support check for A-Rod to write”…..HAAHHAHAHAHAH….that’s hilarious!
    why do people use the comments to pointlessly argue about personal taste insetead of complimenting you on your comedic talent? oh, man….I love this site….

  38. iola

    Shes gross.

  39. Sapphire

    Milk Man, thanks but no thanks. I’m not “up to par” according to your BIG TITS PLEASE!! standards hahaha. And I’m glad of that because obviously I would have the attention of someone who doesn’t sound very attractive or intelligent at all, lacks class, and all that if I did have big knockers. I don’t want fake ones either, I’m happy with how I am, no big tits for me, no thanks. I’m up to par based on my OWN standards and all the men I’ve dated and the one I married, so I will definitely pass on your offer, thanks anyway! Good luck with yourself! LOL

  40. Sapphire

    Milk Man, thanks but no thanks. I’m not “up to par” according to your BIG TITS PLEASE!! standards hahaha. And I’m glad of that because obviously I would have the attention of someone who doesn’t sound very attractive or intelligent at all, lacks class, and all that if I did have big knockers. I don’t want fake ones either, I’m happy with how I am, no big tits for me, no thanks. I’m up to par based on my OWN standards and all the men I’ve dated and the one I married, so I will definitely pass on your offer, thanks anyway! Good luck with yourself! LOL

  41. hahaha

    i bet milkman is a nigger

  42. the Milk Man (for all ages)

    My love Saphire, it is indeed a pity that you are not woman enough to sport a decent chest. Indeed a pity. We could have been something what with your checkbook and my penis. That is if you had been feminine enough.
    Dear 41, good heavens man get hold of yourself.

  43. Remember when she had a career, and not just a cavernous vagina?

  44. Sapphire

    I’m not your “love” Milkman, certainly not! I’m happy with who I am, don’t need to be “womanly” or whatever “feminine” means in your opinion, I’d rather not be. I don’t need to “sport a decent chest” by your standards hahaha. “Decent” to you means big tits. That’s nice, go find someone with the kinda knockers you like, although you won’t get anyway, you have a really angry attitude, looking to try to attack people on some random internet board lol so pitiful! What is your purpose in here anyway you seem so angry and bitter towards women, in general regardless of whether they “sport a decent chest” or not lol. Who cares how big someone’s chest is, it has nothing to do with You. Doesn’t sound like you even have a life, you just sound so angry trying to attack people or something, apparently you can’t get a date or something’s wrong with you. So entertaining for everyone here though. Indeed a pity that you live such a life of anger and nonsense! Your complaining makes no sense anyway. What do you mean, by the way, by a checkbook? Makes no sense, how elderly are you? No one uses a “checkbook” in this day and age! Get out of that little angry cardboard box you’re living in and welcome to 2009 old fart! LOL

  45. You’re absolutely right, lol. If Miss Kate Hudson wants to be fat, it’s no one business but hers!

    Keep filming,

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