Kate Hudson looks happy to be alive

These are shots of Kate Hudson in New York last night after reports broke that A-Rod ditched her for some random tail in Miami. Obviously she’s depressed, but hey, it could be worse. She could be a titless bag of box office poison who stars in Dane Cook movies.

I was supposed to lie about Kate Hudson’s life to make her feel better, wasn’t I? Whoops.

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