Kate Hudson looks happy to be alive

December 15th, 2009 // 38 Comments

These are shots of Kate Hudson in New York last night after reports broke that A-Rod ditched her for some random tail in Miami. Obviously she’s depressed, but hey, it could be worse. She could be a titless bag of box office poison who stars in Dane Cook movies.

I was supposed to lie about Kate Hudson’s life to make her feel better, wasn’t I? Whoops.

Photos: Splash News

  1. She still is friggin gorgeous.

  2. Deacon Jones


  3. Tiffany

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  4. antedeluvian

    I’d do her and her mother at the same time

  5. Sport

    Sadly she is your typical Hollywood starlet, never dating for love but instead for FAME. Find a real, non famous guy and raise a family you media whore. She bounces around from co-star to athlete always trying to piggyback on whomever is the flavor of the month.

    She is the village bicycle of LA, everyone has had a ride….

  6. Luke

    Chris Robinson is laughing.

    She’ll be giving that cooter to some other celeb in no time, don’t worry. Just don’t let the musical chairs stop without a seat, honey – before you look like Goldie.

  7. Lars

    This is not funny – and hasn’t been for the last days. Where is the funny superficial writer? Bring him back please.

  8. Karma

    All of you skanks that go out with Sport Super Stars deserve this, especially you white chicks that are only dating the brother for their fame and cash.

  9. antedelivian

    … and his big cock

  10. jiz

    Kate Hudson is ridiculously hot. I’d give up the superficial.com for life in exchange for a taste of her pussy.

  11. KIKI

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  12. the only opinion that matters

    I hardly think she was dating whoever that guy was (only sports fans give a shit about these guys, and yes I know there are alot of you out there) for his money. I imagine that she has plenty of her own money. She is famous in her own right…and I could walk by the guy she was dating and not know who he was, her I would recognize. So your arguments are meritless. She is famous and wealthy in her own right, so maybe, just maybe, she loved him. And for the record, why can men date and bed a bunch of woman and it’s okay, but a woman dates a few guys and she is a skank. Double standards piss me off.

  13. Sebastien

    As it was related to me:

    If a key opens many different locks, it’s called a Master Key.
    If a lock can be opened by many different keys, it’s called a Shitty Lock.

    Get it? Got it? Good.

  14. Champ

    You read too much People magazine #12.
    And you need to masturbate more, or something.

  15. @13

    ya, but at the end it’s all about who had the most fun.

  16. McBiff

    A-rod doesn’t want to go down Tiger’s route

  17. ham

    @12 Nobody said anything about money. It’s about the fame, being in the papers (or rather, tabloids), staying relevant, and riding the Hollywood fame coaster for as long as it’ll take you. And yes, she is famous, but the satiation point for fame can never be reached. The double standard isn’t okay, but people are calling Tiger Woods names too. Charlie Sheen’s antics, Hugh Grant’s prostitute visits; those came under fire too. Men aren’t free from being called sleazy, either.

  18. stupidass

    fish, tell me you don’t want to kiss on those beestings. i wanna hear you say it. go ahead, i’m waiting.

  19. Duke

    PETA is lurking in the bushes with a bucket of blood.

  20. Ice

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  21. chupacabra

    A-rod is just that: a rod.

    He’s hispanic, a prolific cheater like so many hispanic men, he’s also a baseball player, which doesn’t help entirely when it comes to being faithful, plus he’s done this before, ALOT. What on earth would make Goldie’s daughter be so naive?
    did she really think she could tame that rod?

  22. Jann

    you sob.

  23. sunshine

    Is that her mom in the “Nanook of the North” outfit in pic #4?

  24. Natalie

    Really? She didn’t see this coming? Pleeeasssseeee! On another note, she totally deserves the mother of the year award.

  25. Richport's Ghost

    Titless and talentless, yes. Box office poison, definitely.

    But you forgot to mention her face is as flat as a fucking pancake.

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  27. I think Kate Hudson is adorable and a great actress, but I agree with Faith, I never really got the point of these happy moments…

  28. Ricard

    She is a total whore.

  29. I don’t feel that strongly about her one way or another, she’s not that good, she’s not that bad. I do think she is a little bit over hyped though cause she’s Goldie That’s your opinion, I like her and think she is a good actress……..

  30. its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam

  31. I’d say she looks unhappy

  32. John

    Dear Superficial,

    This is the second post which leads me to believe one of your writers has got to go. It’s not up to the usual standard, it is crass, cruel without any deprecation of the self, which is what makes the superficial funny, and what justifies what would otherwise be heartless. Every so often one of the posts stands out as being written by someone less intelligent, and it brings down the grade of the site. Your posts are usually balanced.

    I tell you this only because i normally hold two thumbs way up for this site, and I don’t know how else to contact you.

    Hope you can draw feedback from this. Keep up the good work.

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  35. She should really be working at Walmart or Target.

  36. abby

    her movie is on right now, she needs a boob job

  37. She is one of the cutest women in H’Wood.

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