Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong were caught leaving his Manhattan apartment yesterday. I think the look on Kate’s face says it all: “Could’ve used more testicle.”
Two sluts having fun!
“1 Nut Wonder” & “Mosquito Bites” go for a walk.
He made a great decision when he dumped that old “crow”..hehehehehe. Kate is smokin hot!
ok..is she EVER with her son?
How’d you guess I have one nut????
Fucking Tijuana, that place is the worst..
My tits are bigger than hers. Get the magnifying glass, I’ll prove it.
in related news, owen wilson just bought a bag of smack and a box of razor blades.
Armstrong death watch… Day 17…
really likin that so freaking hot section.
1. animal hairdos???
2. saggy tits
3. two lawn and leaf size garbage bags full of large curd cottage cheese
4. hot but herpetic
5. pasty mcskullface – – she looks like a ghost white version of baracka from mortal kombat
6. scabies and herpetic
7. queen la-fuckin-tifah??
8. hot but pregnant…. and herpetic – thanks jeter.
the slut in the 4 slot is the only thing i can jack off to. is it entirely random what goes in the so freaking hot section?
Armstrong is a douche. I can’t believe I used to admire that guy.
“Could’ve used more testicle.” is classic
He she’s thinking “could use more testicle”…then he’s probably thinking “where did her boobs go”. Seriously, did she have a double mastectomy so she could empathize with him on what it’s like to have cancer surgery?
These two are fucking media whores, nothing more. “Alert the press, we just had a nooner!!”
@19, i’ve only been with your wife for the last couple years but i’d say she is as much of a slut as the celebs.
With his ping pong ball implant, he probably sounded like Forrest Gump playing the Taiwanese table tennis team…….
his belt and shoes don’t match….just saying…
Jimbo thanks for your hillarious comments!
LA is too big of a narcissist to last too long with any woman. I give this another 6 weeks, then Kate moves on. I mean, have you seen Lance’s ex-wife? The chick is gorgeous. Hotter than Kate, if you can beleive it. I guess he just wants to use that one nut as much as possible with as many women as possible before it falls off from “Living Strong”.
This is because he broke his brown belt when her used it to strap Kate to the bedpost!
I’m really offended how much ass Lance has gotten since I got diseased. I only had his wife. Without me, he’s had more ass than a woman’s public bathroom.
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