Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong were caught leaving his Manhattan apartment yesterday. I think the look on Kate’s face says it all: “Could’ve used more testicle.”
Photos: Splash News
Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong act like they didn’t just have sex in his apartment
June 18th, 2008 // 71 Comments
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Porno Bass Line | June 18, 2008 at 1:53 pm
I think the expression also says “he like to have a bike seat rammed up his ass during sex.”
Sport | June 18, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Who hasn’t this chick fucked in the last 4 months?
jk | June 18, 2008 at 1:56 pm
OMFG IM FIRST!!!
jk | June 18, 2008 at 1:56 pm
FIRST!!!
Penis | June 18, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I wonder if she wore her favorite red bikini bottoms that she pulls up her ass.
Penis | June 18, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I wonder if she wore her favorite red bikini bottoms that she pulls up her ass.
turkey | June 18, 2008 at 1:57 pm
same thing Burke says
Jimbo | June 18, 2008 at 1:57 pm
I ate that lost testicle. fried it up with onions and it was out of this world
trumper | June 18, 2008 at 1:58 pm
She had a ball
Jimbo | June 18, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Irregardless, she’s got a {pacino} GREAT ASS! I’m sure Lance enjoyed the feeling of his ball slapping against it.
cream princess | June 18, 2008 at 1:59 pm
or “Bitch, it’s sunny out here; do your job, get my umbrella and shade me.”
Alejandro | June 18, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Where’s Matthew McConaughey… Oh yes, playing a soon to be pa!
He's Crazy | June 18, 2008 at 2:04 pm
She’s got a nut on her hands all right.
Lola | June 18, 2008 at 2:05 pm
what a heartless little whore she is….. she needs to stop chasing men and take care of her fucking kid…. stupid face
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 18, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Leave Kate Hudson alone! I mean look at that figure… that gorgeous face, those hips, that ass, her washboard chest… I mean, enough is enough already…
Deacon Jones | June 18, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Nah….she stills laughing because she can’t get the visual of one nut hanging down out of her head
Good one | June 18, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Washboard chest – ahhh haa ha haaaaaaaaaaaa
Deacon Jones | June 18, 2008 at 2:12 pm
I’ve had that same experience. It’s not a laughing matter. No wonder I’m jaded and bitter. Women are so cruel to me.
Uncle Eccoli | June 18, 2008 at 2:13 pm
I’ve been with my wife since I was sixteen so I honestly don’t know: Is it me, or are celebrities bigger sluts than the average girl?
sportsdvl | June 18, 2008 at 2:14 pm
That was a good one Fish. LOL.
oh, #3 – douche bag
#9 – LOL
ph7 | June 18, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Two sluts having fun!
elastic | June 18, 2008 at 2:17 pm
“1 Nut Wonder” & “Mosquito Bites” go for a walk.
don | June 18, 2008 at 2:27 pm
He made a great decision when he dumped that old “crow”..hehehehehe. Kate is smokin hot!
aja | June 18, 2008 at 2:28 pm
ok..is she EVER with her son?
Deacon Jones | June 18, 2008 at 2:36 pm
@18
How’d you guess I have one nut????
Fucking Tijuana, that place is the worst..
Sheryl Crow | June 18, 2008 at 2:42 pm
My tits are bigger than hers. Get the magnifying glass, I’ll prove it.
yoursister | June 18, 2008 at 2:48 pm
in related news, owen wilson just bought a bag of smack and a box of razor blades.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 18, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Armstrong death watch… Day 17…
mcbeef | June 18, 2008 at 3:00 pm
really likin that so freaking hot section.
1. animal hairdos???
2. saggy tits
3. two lawn and leaf size garbage bags full of large curd cottage cheese
4. hot but herpetic
5. pasty mcskullface – – she looks like a ghost white version of baracka from mortal kombat
6. scabies and herpetic
7. queen la-fuckin-tifah??
8. hot but pregnant…. and herpetic – thanks jeter.
the slut in the 4 slot is the only thing i can jack off to. is it entirely random what goes in the so freaking hot section?
Grunion | June 18, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Armstrong is a douche. I can’t believe I used to admire that guy.
“Could’ve used more testicle.” is classic
blah | June 18, 2008 at 3:04 pm
He she’s thinking “could use more testicle”…then he’s probably thinking “where did her boobs go”. Seriously, did she have a double mastectomy so she could empathize with him on what it’s like to have cancer surgery?
Auntie Kryst | June 18, 2008 at 3:05 pm
These two are fucking media whores, nothing more. “Alert the press, we just had a nooner!!”
p0nk | June 18, 2008 at 3:09 pm
@19, i’ve only been with your wife for the last couple years but i’d say she is as much of a slut as the celebs.
havoc | June 18, 2008 at 3:16 pm
With his ping pong ball implant, he probably sounded like Forrest Gump playing the Taiwanese table tennis team…….
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klm | June 18, 2008 at 3:19 pm
his belt and shoes don’t match….just saying…
Pussy | June 18, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Jimbo thanks for your hillarious comments!
Trover | June 18, 2008 at 3:24 pm
LA is too big of a narcissist to last too long with any woman. I give this another 6 weeks, then Kate moves on. I mean, have you seen Lance’s ex-wife? The chick is gorgeous. Hotter than Kate, if you can beleive it. I guess he just wants to use that one nut as much as possible with as many women as possible before it falls off from “Living Strong”.
Tight Pussy | June 18, 2008 at 3:26 pm
35
This is because he broke his brown belt when her used it to strap Kate to the bedpost!
Lance Armstrong's cancerous testicle | June 18, 2008 at 3:32 pm
I’m really offended how much ass Lance has gotten since I got diseased. I only had his wife. Without me, he’s had more ass than a woman’s public bathroom.
Uncle Eccoli | June 18, 2008 at 3:33 pm
@33 Touche.
Isaac Mizrahi | June 18, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Cute couple. Lance has 1 nut, and Kate 2 teets combined make a nice, large A-Cup.
mamadough | June 18, 2008 at 4:07 pm
lance is a fucking tool. there, i said it. hopefully next time he’ll get anal cancer. try and cure that shit doctors!
Drunkman | June 18, 2008 at 4:42 pm
LOL that headline is dead on.
Drunkman | June 18, 2008 at 4:43 pm
LOL Classic headline fish
alexa | June 18, 2008 at 4:47 pm
http://www.bangbull.com/details/23486-523/Sensual_girl.html
Sheva | June 18, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Notice how he stays in front of her as if she isn’t even there. First sign that the one nut has been emptied.
Second sign, she reaches out at another point to touch and connect to him.
Lance’s reaction. Get the fuck off of me who the fuck are you?
Third sign, Lance gives a shit about his suit. He doesn’t give two shits about her when she’s dressed.
Oh and nice suit Lance.
I used to like him too. But that was before he started threatening Greg Lemond if he said anything about him doing drugs. Cycling is fucked with drugs.
Maximus | June 18, 2008 at 5:22 pm
@46: My thoughts exactly. Well said.
Jamie's Uterus | June 18, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Kate Hudson is a no talent home wrecking slut. Lance Armstrong is a dirt ball too. These 2 pieces of filth deserve each other.
Harry Ballzack | June 18, 2008 at 6:33 pm
“Classless act with a cute ass”
Snake Hudson is still stalking hollywood streets for someone she hasn’t boffed yet ….. Good-Luck-With-That
snippy | June 18, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Any bets on how long this will last?