Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong were caught leaving his Manhattan apartment yesterday. I think the look on Kate’s face says it all: “Could’ve used more testicle.”
Photos: Splash News
Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong act like they didn’t just have sex in his apartment
June 18th, 2008 // 71 Comments
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I think the expression also says “he like to have a bike seat rammed up his ass during sex.”
Who hasn’t this chick fucked in the last 4 months?
OMFG IM FIRST!!!
FIRST!!!
I wonder if she wore her favorite red bikini bottoms that she pulls up her ass.
I wonder if she wore her favorite red bikini bottoms that she pulls up her ass.
same thing Burke says
I ate that lost testicle. fried it up with onions and it was out of this world
She had a ball
Irregardless, she’s got a {pacino} GREAT ASS! I’m sure Lance enjoyed the feeling of his ball slapping against it.
or “Bitch, it’s sunny out here; do your job, get my umbrella and shade me.”
Where’s Matthew McConaughey… Oh yes, playing a soon to be pa!
She’s got a nut on her hands all right.
what a heartless little whore she is….. she needs to stop chasing men and take care of her fucking kid…. stupid face
Leave Kate Hudson alone! I mean look at that figure… that gorgeous face, those hips, that ass, her washboard chest… I mean, enough is enough already…
Nah….she stills laughing because she can’t get the visual of one nut hanging down out of her head
Washboard chest – ahhh haa ha haaaaaaaaaaaa
I’ve had that same experience. It’s not a laughing matter. No wonder I’m jaded and bitter. Women are so cruel to me.
I’ve been with my wife since I was sixteen so I honestly don’t know: Is it me, or are celebrities bigger sluts than the average girl?
That was a good one Fish. LOL.
oh, #3 – douche bag
#9 – LOL
Two sluts having fun!
“1 Nut Wonder” & “Mosquito Bites” go for a walk.
He made a great decision when he dumped that old “crow”..hehehehehe. Kate is smokin hot!
ok..is she EVER with her son?
@18
How’d you guess I have one nut????
Fucking Tijuana, that place is the worst..
My tits are bigger than hers. Get the magnifying glass, I’ll prove it.
in related news, owen wilson just bought a bag of smack and a box of razor blades.
Armstrong death watch… Day 17…
really likin that so freaking hot section.
1. animal hairdos???
2. saggy tits
3. two lawn and leaf size garbage bags full of large curd cottage cheese
4. hot but herpetic
5. pasty mcskullface – – she looks like a ghost white version of baracka from mortal kombat
6. scabies and herpetic
7. queen la-fuckin-tifah??
8. hot but pregnant…. and herpetic – thanks jeter.
the slut in the 4 slot is the only thing i can jack off to. is it entirely random what goes in the so freaking hot section?
Armstrong is a douche. I can’t believe I used to admire that guy.
“Could’ve used more testicle.” is classic
He she’s thinking “could use more testicle”…then he’s probably thinking “where did her boobs go”. Seriously, did she have a double mastectomy so she could empathize with him on what it’s like to have cancer surgery?
These two are fucking media whores, nothing more. “Alert the press, we just had a nooner!!”
@19, i’ve only been with your wife for the last couple years but i’d say she is as much of a slut as the celebs.
With his ping pong ball implant, he probably sounded like Forrest Gump playing the Taiwanese table tennis team…….
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his belt and shoes don’t match….just saying…
Jimbo thanks for your hillarious comments!
LA is too big of a narcissist to last too long with any woman. I give this another 6 weeks, then Kate moves on. I mean, have you seen Lance’s ex-wife? The chick is gorgeous. Hotter than Kate, if you can beleive it. I guess he just wants to use that one nut as much as possible with as many women as possible before it falls off from “Living Strong”.
35
This is because he broke his brown belt when her used it to strap Kate to the bedpost!
I’m really offended how much ass Lance has gotten since I got diseased. I only had his wife. Without me, he’s had more ass than a woman’s public bathroom.
@33 Touche.
Cute couple. Lance has 1 nut, and Kate 2 teets combined make a nice, large A-Cup.
lance is a fucking tool. there, i said it. hopefully next time he’ll get anal cancer. try and cure that shit doctors!
LOL that headline is dead on.
LOL Classic headline fish
http://www.bangbull.com/details/23486-523/Sensual_girl.html
Notice how he stays in front of her as if she isn’t even there. First sign that the one nut has been emptied.
Second sign, she reaches out at another point to touch and connect to him.
Lance’s reaction. Get the fuck off of me who the fuck are you?
Third sign, Lance gives a shit about his suit. He doesn’t give two shits about her when she’s dressed.
Oh and nice suit Lance.
I used to like him too. But that was before he started threatening Greg Lemond if he said anything about him doing drugs. Cycling is fucked with drugs.
@46: My thoughts exactly. Well said.
Kate Hudson is a no talent home wrecking slut. Lance Armstrong is a dirt ball too. These 2 pieces of filth deserve each other.
“Classless act with a cute ass”
Snake Hudson is still stalking hollywood streets for someone she hasn’t boffed yet ….. Good-Luck-With-That
Any bets on how long this will last?