UPDATE: Kate Hudson is pregnant

It seems hilarious to me now that everyone’s first thought about Kate Hudson’s slightly bigger breasts is that she inexplicably purchased the world’s tiniest implants and not that she just got knocked up by some random dude which, judging by these pics of her today, is clearly the case. If Kate Hudson isn’t pregnant, then I obviously don’t understand female anatomy. Now one of you get over here and put breast milk in my coffee since you can instantly summon it with magic. Chop chop.

UPDATE: Gossip Cop apparently took me seriously.